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I wonder
i think it looks like something from a nightmare xD
do catfish that grow extra large ever attack people
idk i never came across a catfish
oof
Catfish is also a big family of fishes
i have seen some huge ass wild karps and i mean fucking huge but if never seen a catfish
apparently they do
lol i live in bacaria
but I never hear anyone get attacked here by them
what lake was that
was in straubing. thats a good bit away from where i live.
kek
jesus fucking christ
same one
I have seen catfish big enough to drag a baby into water in southern russia
They can grow big
I mean
that thing looks like It can drag a full growna dult
Yes, it is the same
looks like some lovecraftian monster leach
xD
yep
I just felt your photo does not provide enough scale for context
that's a Danube catfish
i've seen big ones when going to Orsova
wylebeasts
but only half the size of that one
where i live there are some huge ass fuking karps in the late summer like fucking hell whe had one get washed ashore on a river and that thing was absolutely bloody massive
as I child they spooped me kinda hard
That catfish is italian
hmmmm
might explain the bigger size then
haha boungiorno
I only ever saw half its size
these are the ones I saw as a kid there
they would sell them at the side of the road
Italians be like
I don't like ells
not because they looks like tentacles
but of the potential electric shock
I love eels eating shit
oh muten
have I got the perfect video for you
you zoomie zoom zoomer
Eels are known to lunge out of the water and to zap animals who came for a drink
I *could* care less
Eels are sometimes successful in electrocuting rodents who take a sip in that area
Eels can waddle themselves back into water after being stranded too
most eels arent electric at all
as far as i know
hmmm
still
not worth the risk
fuck that
fuck electric shocks
Yes, electric eels are a minority in their genus
here in germany at least there are no electric eels, just normal ones
Not to be confused with morays though
Those are different species
The goddless fragile coding of this shitty fucking app
jesus
yea but they look quiet similar
Sting rays are scarier than eels
RIP Steve
rip steve
i once almost cought an eel with a broom but then he eeled away right into the turbin and got shredde3d to pieces
conclusion: eels are fucking stupid
I mean
it's not their fault
fast moving propellers are not natural to thhem
esentialy the eels here are just realy long fish
like they dont look very special apart from beein realy fucking long
They're Missing some of the fins too
yea might be but 9/10 eels i have seen to this day are cut in pieces by the big ass fucking turbin
so i cant realy tell
but while we are already at posting weird ass shit, might aswell leave that right here
now, a classic
seen this
very good rural stuff right there
yep
I can't believe how drunk those 2 dudes are
who is drunker
i cant even tell xD
guy falling in the storm canal gets me every time
yep
another classic
his stare motivates me
hes like "bitch now you've done it"
" bitch i paid good money for these glasses"
xD
and the best
hold on
there we go
romanians are a unique breed
they used a bitch firecracker
not the one that severs fingers
this thing took out my middle school friends tendons
he picked it up after it failed to explode
I stuck one of these in the ground fully
it usually makes a meter wide crater
most of the time I fucked around with small black ones
Old News
yea for oldfags it is, but the orther 99.994% of the population of this planet dont know about that
we do
๐
but it's nice to see it again
some operations are better disseminated than others
like the it's ok to be white flyers
Vape
It's a russian shotgun where instead of having a slide you move a barrel over the rounds
Fascinatingly simple design
thats a lot of smoke
that hits deep
Simple = reliable
If only russian manufacturing was not rottenly corrupt and workers thieving it would be an outstanding gun
ban assault cats
Don't be like that
Be like "everyone I love is hitler"
What
@Lobsteristโข welcome to the "literally Stalin" club
hello fellow "literally stalin" person
<:thunk:462282216467333140>
is it gay to destroy a traps arsehole
@tea_in_space yes
what if you let it suck your dick
its only gay if you touch the dick
No
you know its true only gay if you touch the Dick
@tea_in_space it's only gay if you take the dick <:smugon:512048583806025739>
if you give out the dick, it's straight (IF the trap passes)
if the trap can't fucking pass, then it's fucking gay
correct
i just seens this in vee's discord this can't be real can it? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566324895466913802/603667703097458689/5b179147ce97fd223ccbe4d50984d8cd9e2e172690a884caf56911853cc910d5.jpg
fuck the UK government and the education system as well also FUCK ISLAM
fucking dusty religion belongs in the dusty shithole were it came from
Sa....
DAMN SON HE THICC
That test is fucking awful, only two options is terrible
This test is fucking amazing I love it so much
Ha
Lol
Hahaha
Lmao
It makes sense, he was in the kgb wasnโt he?
You should invite him to be you best man at your wedding
The one thing i muttered while taking this test was... I'm not a communist...
Then boom
Wear a blindfold and you won't see them naked.
Wear airpods and a blindfold, and you can't see them naked or hear them screaming
*DABS*
@canofcorn777 jfc
Odam
rekt
baited
noice
Women are less likely to be serious and/or threatening to men tho
@Coolitic Says punch, not hit. If it's a playful hit then obviously no. If it's a serious punch I'm about to remind her that Biology gave me stronger muscles and higher bone density for a reason.
If a kid punches you, even if seriously, do you hit them back?
No
Depends on your definition of "kid"
8
I'd grab their arm and restrain them at most
8 yeah probably not. 17 ("kid" in the eyes of the law)? Yes.
Likewise, with a woman, it depends on how and where they punch me
In the shoulder? Unlikely to respond
In the face?
Quite likely to respond
Cyka blat
Unless there's laughter when she punches me in the shoulder and it's not a full force punch, she needs to be taught a lesson.
But Cyka Cyka..
A full force hit is responded to in kind if the person isn't trying to initiate a play-fight (like an 8yo would be).
It's not OK to punch people
I just dont see a "full-force punch" to likely be coming from a woman
And it's not OK to punch people
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