Goddamn I hated k9

Susan foreman tho

Hatchi matchi

proof you don't need animu to have waifus

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Honestly seems like when it comes to performance, Smith is the weakest, as it took him a while to get into it.

i love asscreed.
assbros and assfoxy grandpa edition. i played both those back and forth for so many times. ive seen ezio aldente pizzapasta become the man he is over and over again.

but then i played asscreed 3 literaly amerimutt edition. its like coming home to see your wife get nailed by a gang of native american hobos. their movements slow and clunky, weighed down by alcoholism and inbreeding. it breaks my heart. my wife who was a lithe, agile and nimble assassin turned into a clumsy common whore.

She also naruto runs at the enemy and hacks them with axes instead of sneaking around and stabbing them with the hidden blade

somehow in a world where guns are more common, the gunplay is egregiously horrendous

Raketattootoon is half indian, he doesn't know how to use guns, you know

final insult is that i do my best to help all these burgers against the readcoasts and i still somehow get chased down by them just because im chasing after a stupid piece of paper, at this rate i geuinely hate the americans in this game more than the brits

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I like the Washington DLC

sadly i was one of the schmucks who originally bought this game full price so i didnt get the washington dlc for free

They fight over an artifact, then it shows them that if Goeorge becomes king, everything will be shit so they just sort of look at each other weird and George leaves. That's it. If you cut out the imaginary parts, that's the entire DLC

Of course the simulated imaginary parts are the whole campaign

Also let me say that not making it purely historical and having meme precursor tchnology was a mistake.

abstergo was right all along

it couldve worked but they wrote the precursors so inconsitently

some times theyre omnipotent gods sometimes all they can do is whisper nonsense into people until they go crazy

Like, imagine how good would AC1 be if they made it historical and didn't just make it a poorly-plotted support to the "main story" in the present that didn't start until the second game.

Like, maybe they would put a story in it!

nah man, crusaders vs assassins is too boring. we need aliums

👽 ayyy

by oddyssey and origins they pretty much embrace the ayylmao and bring in supernatural/spiritual shit as well

Yep

Well, before Odyssey, the series was pretty much dead

No innovation except gender-equal street fighter gangs

AC turned into FIFA where a new year meant a new game in the series.

yeah, yearly releases are a death sentence to any game genre

Then someone realized it's dick retarded and tried to make something different and it ended up being a mythical open world RPG

It's not really about being an ass anymore, but if they changed the name, then oh no, muh brand recognition

i keep telling people that odyssey and origins were more RPGs than an asscreed-style stealth game

what kind of stealth game doesnt give an instakill if you do an air assassination or do it from stealth

I mean, it IS better than whatever Unity and Syndicate were attempting (that is, nothing).

But yea, when you do an assassination, it should, I dunno, assassinate the target

Wouldn't even mind if you could only use the instakills on the targets.

the moment in the trailers where i saw a kill move not--killing and damage numbers popped up, i knew its not about assassins anymore

Ye

"wait, weapons have stats now?"

Also let's not forget about that homing arrow that followed the guy down the stairs

@Xaverius that's a shame.... didn't finish Matt's run, so never got to Capaldi.

He really deserves writing that's not shit

@Jokerfaic Where did you stop?

Aw fuck... lemme think

Dalek planet I guess?

rather the dalek prison

....mmmmmaaayyybe

way too long ago

That one was ok

I mean, it was after the insufferable River Song storyline

yeah, definitely

Once they finished that terrible OC, the show became a bit better

fuck, that got old fast

She does appear in one christmas episode with Capaldi, but it's tolerable. Because it's only one episode.

As for that season you stopped in, it has some generic filler, then one of the weakest episodes ever (written by Chibnall, the current showrunner, who wrote like 5 episodes in total and). Then Moffat decided to make the weeping angels even less scary and over the top. And the second half is actually pretty ok.

It also switches Amy and Rory for Clara, whom a lot of people hate, because she'S got another arbitrary plot thread tacked on her (resolved in the season finale and the 50th anniversary) and she's doing much better as a character once that is gone and forgotten

Ah, angels in new york, no I saw that one

Hmm

So you almost finished Smith then

I suppose

In all likelyhood I may have jumped a few episodes

memory on it, again, is unreliable

Jumping episodes will just confuse you even more

Have better recollection of Tom Baker's run

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Well, S8 has Capaldi and it's pretty capable as far as modern who writing goes, even though that'S not saying much. He's extra stark compared to Smith and there's one small but memorable scene between him and Clara at the end of the first ep

The episode In the Forest of the Night however has no fucking point and it takes the whole episode to figure out there's no point

And Listen can go fuck itself because it has great first half and totally subpar second half

Yea, so that season is like half good, half lower end of mediocre

S9 has a good twoparter intro, solid if stretched twoparter after that. Then some episodes with Maisie Williams (with extra punchable face) and then there is the zygon two-parter

The zygon two-parter is easily the best

No idea why they didn't make it a finale. It's really reminiscent of RTD era.

Including a doctor speech at the end. Who doesn't like doctor speeches?

Then there is Sleep No More, which is a found footage style episode that sacrifices basic logic for being edgy. Thus, it can go fuck itself

I see 8 and 9 and all I think of are the movie doc and Eccleston

That'S why I say S8 as in series :P

Loved Eccleston

The finale of S9 has one introductory episode and a twoparter and unlike every other finale before it's very, very lowkey. Actually took me two watch attempts to get it properly, but the first one was with someone at 1 AM so that took its toll

"being rude again"
"good, this time I meant it"

Oh yes, Eccleston ... that's the doctor you really appreciate when rewatching

"nothing can get in"
"then how do we get out?"
".......ah......."

and he keeps the smug grin with the line

that seals it

you need a doctor that looks proud of himself until he realises he's not quite as smart as he thinks

Capaldi's final season starts mediocrily (Smile is a good one tho) , then it inexplicably throws a pretty wicked threeparter in the middle (the ending sucks, they win because the power of love, but the rest is worth it) and then it gets mediocre again until the finale. Which features all sorts of cybermen and the Master. And a black hole andtime dilation. Also the Doctor finally figuring out if he's a good man or not.

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Capaldi has great moments too. In one episode they land on a ship and as the crew is explaining the situation (involving a captured dalek), the Doctor is going straight for the cell, ignoring most of what everyone is saying and it goes like

Clara: "I'm his carer-"
12: "She cares so I don't have to."

Hah, ok, like that one

Like, Smith was cool, hopping around and later sulking with that dark bitter tone in his voice, that's not exactly an earthling

But for the first time since Eccleston, Capaldi managed to make the Doctor truly *alien*

we never got a ginger doctor. :/

rip

Wonder if they make another season one day <:smugay:593502151758708776>

wtf are you even talking about

this is the gaming channel

...

Your mom is the gaming channel

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MAYBE

Though seriously, more like why?