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I like the Washington DLC

sadly i was one of the schmucks who originally bought this game full price so i didnt get the washington dlc for free

They fight over an artifact, then it shows them that if Goeorge becomes king, everything will be shit so they just sort of look at each other weird and George leaves. That's it. If you cut out the imaginary parts, that's the entire DLC

Of course the simulated imaginary parts are the whole campaign

Also let me say that not making it purely historical and having meme precursor tchnology was a mistake.

abstergo was right all along

it couldve worked but they wrote the precursors so inconsitently

some times theyre omnipotent gods sometimes all they can do is whisper nonsense into people until they go crazy

Like, imagine how good would AC1 be if they made it historical and didn't just make it a poorly-plotted support to the "main story" in the present that didn't start until the second game.

Like, maybe they would put a story in it!

nah man, crusaders vs assassins is too boring. we need aliums

👽 ayyy

by oddyssey and origins they pretty much embrace the ayylmao and bring in supernatural/spiritual shit as well

Yep

Well, before Odyssey, the series was pretty much dead

No innovation except gender-equal street fighter gangs

AC turned into FIFA where a new year meant a new game in the series.

yeah, yearly releases are a death sentence to any game genre

Then someone realized it's dick retarded and tried to make something different and it ended up being a mythical open world RPG

It's not really about being an ass anymore, but if they changed the name, then oh no, muh brand recognition

i keep telling people that odyssey and origins were more RPGs than an asscreed-style stealth game

what kind of stealth game doesnt give an instakill if you do an air assassination or do it from stealth

I mean, it IS better than whatever Unity and Syndicate were attempting (that is, nothing).

But yea, when you do an assassination, it should, I dunno, assassinate the target

Wouldn't even mind if you could only use the instakills on the targets.

the moment in the trailers where i saw a kill move not--killing and damage numbers popped up, i knew its not about assassins anymore

Ye

"wait, weapons have stats now?"

Also let's not forget about that homing arrow that followed the guy down the stairs

@Xaverius that's a shame.... didn't finish Matt's run, so never got to Capaldi.

He really deserves writing that's not shit

@Jokerfaic Where did you stop?

Aw fuck... lemme think

Dalek planet I guess?

rather the dalek prison

....mmmmmaaayyybe

way too long ago

That one was ok

I mean, it was after the insufferable River Song storyline

yeah, definitely