Message from @Xaverius
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proof you don't need animu to have waifus
Capaldi was brilliant, but he kept the worst writers and they got worse and worse <:smugon:512048583806025739> @Jokerfaic
Honestly seems like when it comes to performance, Smith is the weakest, as it took him a while to get into it.
i love asscreed.
assbros and assfoxy grandpa edition. i played both those back and forth for so many times. ive seen ezio aldente pizzapasta become the man he is over and over again.
but then i played asscreed 3 literaly amerimutt edition. its like coming home to see your wife get nailed by a gang of native american hobos. their movements slow and clunky, weighed down by alcoholism and inbreeding. it breaks my heart. my wife who was a lithe, agile and nimble assassin turned into a clumsy common whore.
She also naruto runs at the enemy and hacks them with axes instead of sneaking around and stabbing them with the hidden blade
somehow in a world where guns are more common, the gunplay is egregiously horrendous
Raketattootoon is half indian, he doesn't know how to use guns, you know
final insult is that i do my best to help all these burgers against the readcoasts and i still somehow get chased down by them just because im chasing after a stupid piece of paper, at this rate i geuinely hate the americans in this game more than the brits
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I like the Washington DLC
sadly i was one of the schmucks who originally bought this game full price so i didnt get the washington dlc for free
They fight over an artifact, then it shows them that if Goeorge becomes king, everything will be shit so they just sort of look at each other weird and George leaves. That's it. If you cut out the imaginary parts, that's the entire DLC
Of course the simulated imaginary parts are the whole campaign
Also let me say that not making it purely historical and having meme precursor tchnology was a mistake.
abstergo was right all along
it couldve worked but they wrote the precursors so inconsitently
some times theyre omnipotent gods sometimes all they can do is whisper nonsense into people until they go crazy
Like, imagine how good would AC1 be if they made it historical and didn't just make it a poorly-plotted support to the "main story" in the present that didn't start until the second game.
Like, maybe they would put a story in it!
nah man, crusaders vs assassins is too boring. we need aliums
by oddyssey and origins they pretty much embrace the ayylmao and bring in supernatural/spiritual shit as well
Yep
Well, before Odyssey, the series was pretty much dead
No innovation except gender-equal street fighter gangs
AC turned into FIFA where a new year meant a new game in the series.
yeah, yearly releases are a death sentence to any game genre
Then someone realized it's dick retarded and tried to make something different and it ended up being a mythical open world RPG
It's not really about being an ass anymore, but if they changed the name, then oh no, muh brand recognition
i keep telling people that odyssey and origins were more RPGs than an asscreed-style stealth game
what kind of stealth game doesnt give an instakill if you do an air assassination or do it from stealth
I mean, it IS better than whatever Unity and Syndicate were attempting (that is, nothing).
But yea, when you do an assassination, it should, I dunno, assassinate the target
Wouldn't even mind if you could only use the instakills on the targets.
the moment in the trailers where i saw a kill move not--killing and damage numbers popped up, i knew its not about assassins anymore
Ye
"wait, weapons have stats now?"
Also let's not forget about that homing arrow that followed the guy down the stairs
@Xaverius that's a shame.... didn't finish Matt's run, so never got to Capaldi.
He really deserves writing that's not shit
@Jokerfaic Where did you stop?