espc soccer

Do you know your team until you take a big ice bath together?

I've held many a cock <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Get one upped

Bitch

Well

I have held a cock

it was only after 50 years struggle that the pl-lt union was functionally disbanded ye

Mikey vs PeP. FIGHT!

Mikey Wins!

how do gays fight....

And by many, I mean three

Flawless victory

Ask Jack

Lol

sword fights

Because I ain't no slag

I may have legit touched more dicks than you

https://tenor.com/view/slap-fight-silly-friends-gif-14496224

Rugby is quite gay I guess

Mikey PeP

That's not good to admit

Nothing wrong with it lol

The Navy envies you pep

Well

it's gay

Wait, were you grabbing their dicks? I don't remember doing that when I played rugby

Rugby: a sport in which would illustrate how puny PeP is compared to real men

Nah

Strange way to tackle.

Mixture of stuff

In my first match with the colts

One of the older guys put shampoo in my eyes

And slapped me with his dick

Yes, I also played tackle sport when I was 10 🙄

and you SHARE this regularly?

It’s pretty normal in rugby

Rugby players are a bit too confident with their sexuality tbh

says mikey, the gay

Every sport has a hazing ritual or shit done to new young players

^ truth

which you aren't supposed to SHARE, dum ass

MA, it really is something that happens in rugby changing rooms and showers. They're all extremely confident with their sexuality and don't give a shit.

For it to be hazing it has to be everyone new not just you pep

So do priests with choir boys.

They're not scared of being called gay because the majority just aren't

I got off lightly compared to others Sam lmao

Some dudes got pissed on

And then they ran a train on you

well, you got off lightly compared to everyone who is a boomer

And others worse lol

They where too scared he'd actually enjoy it

^^

I just got my towel stolen so I had to dry with my fresh clothes

Never anything more tbh

that is the problem with disciplining the gay

Depends on the team ofc

My team was in the midlands

And midlands is full of degenerates

and nutters

hell, we did alot more painful shit to freshman than that

"the entire team fucked him in his ass in the locker room because he is gay" proper hazing.

one guy, they put bengay in his boxers while he was in the shower

I know Durham county team have a test every new player has to go through on their first actual match day. On the coach, you've got to strip naked and run up and down the middle of the bus while the others are trying to punch you in the dick. You can't cover your crotch otherwise you get a beating for being a pussy.

shit had to have BURNED like a motherfucker

Lmaooooooo

Never had that no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516394161830756362/641869137521672195/d8c111d.png

Closest we had was on tour, had to run around a pool table naked whilst the team smacked you with the pool cue if you lost

in college rugby, after scoring the first touchdown of your career, you had to go streaking on campus

annon of course

Touchdown.

Rugby

Oof

yup; oof is right

couldn't do that shit these days

I mean the touchdown and not the try

Lol

streaking on campus but because we wanted to?

Cricket was far more civilised. I say after I got my nose broken by trying to steal a Freddo off someone and they hit me with they cricket bat in the face. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

cricket is also far more gay by definition

Cricket is fun tbh

Pretty sure cricket doesn’t have “gay” in its definition

I've been hit in the crotch by a ball being bowled at 75mph

try being hit with a frozen hockey puck at that speed

of faster

Wasn't wearing my box, and it hit just on my inner thigh

British is an anagram for gay, you're just dyslexic.

damn ripped the finger nails off my entire right hand against the boards once

I mean I did used to play rugby, and when it got frozen outside, the grass was like sliding on knives.

hand got caught between the boards and my stick while in a skuffle along the corner boards

But if we're seriously getting into a pissing contest

yeah, rugby is no joke. you loose teeth and see limbs bend in ways they aren't supposed to bend

ice hockey is alittle more civilized

only alittle

ice hockey teaches you agility; american football? well, i don't care how fast that 5'5 running back comes at me

I've lost 40lb+ yet my legs have barely lost any size <:powerful:595334910764515338>

he's going to be turned into a rag-doll, like a car hitting a wall

Yeah AFL is still better

Afl is weird