yep

Once I crawled out of one on all 4s like I was in Nam

greazy poz scene

It's not rape if she dies

I had to pee

Piss inside the girl

^

dude you ever done that

they get PISSED

and pissed in

implying noone was peeing on the spot

but they do get mad

A little bit accidentally one time

Giving them an advanced UTI

It was funny

To me

Not her

yeah I've given about 30% of girls ive been fucking UTIs

How do you piss inside of a girl

with your dick

I know that but shit

Open her bobs first

or pee into a bag first and squeeze it in

just say ur coming

but keep peeing

works for a sec

then they get more pissed

I have done that before when i was too fucked, i pissed a little on a girl and told her it was cum

A kid in my highschool spit on a girls back then busted in her face when she looked

One of my Sig Chi bros got so drunk that he threw up in a sorostitute's snatch

I want to join TKE but they got shut down on my campus

It filled up so fast that it ballooned up and spat it back in his face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04QznoFqXp8

Then she kicked him in the head

Steve Rambo: American Hero

He had a massive shiner

Lmao

Steve? Yeah

@Sean1488 avoid TKE, Pike, and Beta Theta Pi

great shape

Why can’t kids handle getting their elbows cut open

Like shit it’s not hard to treat a wound and stop it from getting infected

SAE, Sig Chi, and Kappa Alpha are the ones you want to go for if you pledge

I actually enjoy watching gay porn with the gay scenes cut out, the terrible faggot acting makes it fucking hilarious to watch

and you try to figure out wtf you are watching

Beta theta pi is qrow right?

it's drinking 3 too many bottles of Tussin and getting stuck on the old people channel

If so I almost threw two of them out of a TKE party Saturday

Gay porn would be a step down from the war crimes I beat off to tbh.

@Vic_Mackey but why avoid them and go for the others

Wait fixed it,

hahaha

@Sean1488 they're garbage tier and full of mamzers and losers on most campuses

Total corncobs

I cracked my dick until the cows came home.

And then I cracked it some more.

Fight me.

The guys I partied with and the ones at Penn state have been cool

I just had a raging epiphany

almost every hand that you shake in your life has jacked off a dick.

and by raging epiphany i dont beat a rugged boner

but holy bowl think about it

(((shaking hands)))

Spudroyper

oh so we doin hats now?

I made NS go insane about the doxing thing i said. he was talking about posting his truck on craigslist so i just made that sound cryptic and said that he lived in a town, and he went full bowl over it. sorry @TheBowlFather I bowled you. And if I do come to cambodia, @Kombat-Unit is coming with me, and we are having a face-off in doing at least one type of drug if you wonj't then

Idk vic has one and i dont

so i tried and it worked

vic pulled a trick

@Vic_Mackey https://www.greekrank.com/uni/63/fraternities/

These are what’s on my campus

where the fuck is the tophat from

i dont see it on the normal discord emojis

dunno

It’s from masterchan

The pedos are coming

but i come complete with a hat-vatar

Cambodia?

Is niggers stink, Andrew Anglin?

LOL

Lmao

@O.Staaf we got him pretty grumpy

I bet

@Vic_Mackey any of those frats worthwhile?

test

Es

testicle

this is great

i have the pins back

@Sean1488 Sig Pi and Delta Chi

Although they could be bad chapters

Idk

Go with whatever's the best/whitest one at your school

That would’ve been tke 7 years ago before some kid sliced his elbow open

Now they got kicked off

What a mamzer

how many of you want to fight rn