i technically could have told the dean i aced teh class

i aced every test still but

i miss taking small business management tho TBH

I had a history teacher who had to resign because a girl said he kept trying to hug her

>walk into test
>take test
>leave first
>only person to get 100% and the bons question first

He WAS creepy so I'm not sure who to believe

>teacher cant curb teh grade cuz i got a perfect score 🤔

Because one went on a rant about how everything was a test from birth to death and the afterlife and I still think about it sometimes

im pretty sure i causaed osmeone to fail

If someone failed small bussiness management the curve wouldn't have helped

agreed

small businss management was the easiest class in terms of "do X to get Y" shit i understand

wit

Neat

john wut <:rooWut:399827526144360448>

Weird. We both posted mouse death at the same time

I'd buy that mouse trap

matt add me on ptp

@Matthew OUT OF MY HEAD

out

At least he knows how to upload now

Honestly sticky traps arent great, too slow and they might escape, snap types are quick and hard to game.

M O U S E T R A P M O N D A Y

>move
>mice attack something i moved somewhere
>litearlly no mice since <:rooThink:399827523581771796>

wut

my old house had mice

i move

My favorite was the one he rigged to shoot a rat in the face with a .22 blank

the mice clearly attcked osmething AFER i moved

and i havnt seen any remnenets sinse

You move, everytime u see a mouse?

no <:rooWut:399827526144360448>

Wtf are you talking about pawp

Oh, I get it

Let the stroke pass over and through you, then speak normally

john explain

Have mice +move =No Mice matt

tldr

oh

I had that wrong

So what you MEANT to say was

why would mice follow you

they wouldnt

the house i movd into

"My old house had mice"

they arent bed bugs

You fucking idiot

hadnt had anyone live in it in 10 years

_deletes matt <:rooComfy:399827521253670912>_

Yeah, so there wouldnt be any food for mice to be attracted to

You're in a mouse that hasn't been used for 10years?

@johnfrum whats the name of the movie

where the mosue

destroys the mansion

You've been moving mice around for 10 years?

FUCK

STUART LITTLE

Instead of mice you're into spiders, eh?

mouse hunt

I used to watch that every year

nevermind

Top comfy ending

yesss

imma download teh 4k rip

and watch it tomororw <:rooComfy:399827521253670912>

>ywn be a tiny white mouse adopted by a white nuclear family and given everything your heart desires

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

shut up matt

this technically happens regularly

me and john are nostaligiaing about a shit tier movie

they just die rather fast

Stop trying to connect with people, @Pawp, it just doesn't work

<:rooWut:399827526144360448>

@Pawp I dont know why but it was always on about the same time of year, forgot which channel.

i havnt watched tv in 4 years <:rooVV:399827509463744512>

You haven't seen vagina in 20+

i wish that was true <:rooThink:399827523581771796>

He saw a vagaina when his lesbian ex gf

i watched m y gay friend finger her fiance whne i was drunk

<:rooAww:399827525599232000>

ect ect

my friends fiance has nice titties

when i go to there wedding imma try and bang my friends fiance

> trying to fuck a lesbian
>at her wedding

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

and?

>yfw i know they are both bi

im litearlly 90% sure i could Fuck my friend on the day of her wedding

not sure about her fiance tho

thats what makes it fun <:rooAww:399827525599232000> ]

Bring some more, make it an orgy

Also food

But they're not into beastiality. They let you watch them finger each other because, he'll, do YOU stop fucking when your dog walks into the room?

Inb4 "yes"

Roman style

matt what

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I'm saying you're an animal, dummy

i read that thre times

and you need to english better fatso

Shit, you're so STUPID

<:rooWut:399827526144360448>

fatty go to bed

@Matthew I mean you did assume what the nature of the video call was

I just want to lightly caress you behind the ears

fatty Die in a fire <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

Who the fuck video calls these days

the only time i video call is for nudes

Maybe lovingly pull out tufts of your tummy hair

Blow raspberries on MY tummy

>tells mice story that no one understands
>"better English fattso"

wut

You mouse story was a bit garbled

"A bit"

well

to be fair

i could have gave context

but

im lazy. <:rooComfy:399827521253670912>

It wasn't lacking context, you just typed it like a fucking idiot

my cousin texts like that
I hate it

atleast im not a homoposter matt <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

Pawp really is a dog

Explains everything

>me mouse get
>move
>no mouse!

<:rooOhISam:399827517482991616>

Explains his constant need for attention, too

>how much is a cubic yard
>a yard cubed?
>NO Concrete. aggregate basalt

<:rooLove:399827500185944064>

i wonder if i can get basalt tyling for my floor

>no homoposter
>posts shitty anime emoticon
GTFO

The man acts like every letter is a dollar

basalt tiles are MUCH more dumb then i expected

Its greyish tile

what did you expect?

....I think Ijust broke one of my toes

Good bye Matthew

You think?

How fat are you?

I mean, it hurts and I can't move ir

I can see my feet you cuntboi

enjoy a slow painful death fatty

Sweet sepsis take me

goodnight matt <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

<:rooComfy:399827521253670912>

But can u see your pipi?

Yeah. You guys seem to have a very flawed mental picture of me

I'm not big fleshy tennis ball

yeah, because you dont fit in the frame

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

is this the mug

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

🇧 🇴 🇱 🇦 🇬 🇳 🇦

https://my.supplychain.nhs.uk/Catalogue/product/umb601

Imagine spending hours straight code monkeying because of uni <:hms:311152554618912768>

well this is my life now

code all day and night

Why are they even teaching code monkeying

its going to be either automated in 15 years or be outsourced in 5

actually, it's not so much the fact that im code monkeying that bothers me

it's the vague instructions

Unless it's for security jobs those people always need some sort of native with clearances.

To be fair its the vauge instructions and your abilty to competently complete them is what distinguishes you from a dollar a day indian code monkey.

extremely vague specifications that dont tell me what i can and cant do so i guess i will have to wait to get sperged at when the lab is on <:kms:327934280619655179>

Tell me those vague instructions

Maybe I can help you

they want me to write a recursive function that takes no arguments and it doesnt say whether i can write another a supplementary one that i would call from it

is it an object oriented language?

Java

Is it possible, that the professor wants you to initialize the required arguments in the class constructor?

what

I'm only allowed one global variable and that's the one used in the provided constructor <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

oh well, I will just ask one of the virgin wizards

you should just use javascript and say you didnt know they werent the same thing

You can show me the whole assignment question if you want

They aren't the same thing? Wtf?

ikr

But the name is almost identical

Why would anyone create such a confusion?

inb4 someone accidentally uses c++ instead of c because the pluses make it better

if it has not one, but two pluses, it must be better???

@transience i thought that twinks use swift <:apustaja:394289118563270669>

Isnt it cute language??? <:apustaja:394289118563270669>

sigghh

tfw not cuteboi

<:crii:394289291016142848>

Everything hat doesn't identify as either male or female, but something else, uses Rust

tfw having to code monkey with a headache

>Not Assembler
Disgusting brainlets

Assembler? Why so high level, friend?

Because it's *efficient* and can control chips or something like that

Playing Overwatch

☺

I am also efficient and can control chips

I'm inefficient and devour chips. 👍

Elon isn’t doing a zombie apocalypse

@kontroll chips or crisps

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

chips

Yes.

Efficient code is for normies

It's all about writing the most bullshit low effort code that can compile

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

oh jesus

supervisor wants to see the system in action

fuck

nigga this would have had to have happened sooner or later when you had to defend it. If you can explain why it isnt quite working yet you'll be fine

offer bp for grades

not really no

for the defense i'd prepare a ppt

They don't ask for a demonstration?

not really no

Does your system at least work?

a part of it

Tell him he has a big king kong dick

Should be good enough

And that daddy needs to cum

Tell him you give king handbeezies

i mean

the mcu does

but i haven't really done anything else in half a year later

Tell him it might not work

But you will

i fucked up

i want to puke

@spaqin As long as theres some work put into it you should be able to bullshit by

i mean

even the bluetooth module isn't detected by my phone

tested two

and they suddenly decided to go all NOPE

@spaqin what do you have to make

microcontroller with chink air quality sensors <-bt-> app <-internet-> server

got the first and a half part

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

what

Till him you didnt do your homework

But youll do your hometwerk

i want to puke and cut

i'm done

this is the end

Tell him youre hotter than Georgia asphalt

@transience turns out 'home delivery' means something else to nhs scumbag bureaucrats next time youre there nick one and leave a couple quid in the donation bin

@spaqin Plow through what you can right now, then drink yourself to a coma after and then ask for his opinion the next day.

tfw today's the last day

Truly sad

Better go and fall in a bush so I can get an extension on my coursework and cop an NHS mug