Good bye Matthew

You think?

How fat are you?

I mean, it hurts and I can't move ir

I can see my feet you cuntboi

enjoy a slow painful death fatty

Sweet sepsis take me

goodnight matt <:rooAww:399827525599232000>

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But can u see your pipi?

Yeah. You guys seem to have a very flawed mental picture of me

I'm not big fleshy tennis ball

yeah, because you dont fit in the frame

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is this the mug

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Imagine spending hours straight code monkeying because of uni <:hms:311152554618912768>

well this is my life now

code all day and night

Why are they even teaching code monkeying

its going to be either automated in 15 years or be outsourced in 5

actually, it's not so much the fact that im code monkeying that bothers me

it's the vague instructions

Unless it's for security jobs those people always need some sort of native with clearances.

To be fair its the vauge instructions and your abilty to competently complete them is what distinguishes you from a dollar a day indian code monkey.

extremely vague specifications that dont tell me what i can and cant do so i guess i will have to wait to get sperged at when the lab is on <:kms:327934280619655179>

Tell me those vague instructions

Maybe I can help you

they want me to write a recursive function that takes no arguments and it doesnt say whether i can write another a supplementary one that i would call from it

is it an object oriented language?

Java

Is it possible, that the professor wants you to initialize the required arguments in the class constructor?

what

I'm only allowed one global variable and that's the one used in the provided constructor <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

oh well, I will just ask one of the virgin wizards

you should just use javascript and say you didnt know they werent the same thing

You can show me the whole assignment question if you want

They aren't the same thing? Wtf?