Message from @transience

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2018-01-29 07:05:38 UTC  

actually, it's not so much the fact that im code monkeying that bothers me

2018-01-29 07:05:48 UTC  

it's the vague instructions

2018-01-29 07:06:14 UTC  

Unless it's for security jobs those people always need some sort of native with clearances.

2018-01-29 07:11:23 UTC  

To be fair its the vauge instructions and your abilty to competently complete them is what distinguishes you from a dollar a day indian code monkey.

2018-01-29 07:22:40 UTC  

extremely vague specifications that dont tell me what i can and cant do so i guess i will have to wait to get sperged at when the lab is on <:kms:327934280619655179>

2018-01-29 07:23:00 UTC  

Tell me those vague instructions

2018-01-29 07:23:06 UTC  

Maybe I can help you

2018-01-29 07:24:22 UTC  

they want me to write a recursive function that takes no arguments and it doesnt say whether i can write another a supplementary one that i would call from it

2018-01-29 07:25:33 UTC  

is it an object oriented language?

2018-01-29 07:25:40 UTC  

Java

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407436119639326720/autistic.png

2018-01-29 07:26:14 UTC  

Is it possible, that the professor wants you to initialize the required arguments in the class constructor?

2018-01-29 07:27:44 UTC  

what

2018-01-29 07:27:45 UTC  

I'm only allowed one global variable and that's the one used in the provided constructor <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-01-29 07:28:06 UTC  

oh well, I will just ask one of the virgin wizards

2018-01-29 07:28:06 UTC  

you should just use javascript and say you didnt know they werent the same thing

2018-01-29 07:28:16 UTC  

You can show me the whole assignment question if you want

2018-01-29 07:28:33 UTC  

They aren't the same thing? Wtf?

2018-01-29 07:28:40 UTC  

ikr

2018-01-29 07:28:41 UTC  

But the name is almost identical

2018-01-29 07:28:58 UTC  

Why would anyone create such a confusion?

2018-01-29 07:29:37 UTC  

inb4 someone accidentally uses c++ instead of c because the pluses make it better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/407437110849568774/autistic.png

2018-01-29 07:30:05 UTC  

if it has not one, but two pluses, it must be better???

2018-01-29 07:30:47 UTC  

@transience i thought that twinks use swift <:apustaja:394289118563270669>

2018-01-29 07:31:24 UTC  

Isnt it cute language??? <:apustaja:394289118563270669>

2018-01-29 07:31:33 UTC  

sigghh

2018-01-29 07:31:36 UTC  

tfw not cuteboi

2018-01-29 07:31:47 UTC  

<:crii:394289291016142848>

2018-01-29 07:31:51 UTC  

Everything hat doesn't identify as either male or female, but something else, uses Rust

2018-01-29 07:33:24 UTC  

tfw having to code monkey with a headache

2018-01-29 08:04:47 UTC  

>Not Assembler
Disgusting brainlets

2018-01-29 08:10:40 UTC  

Assembler? Why so high level, friend?

2018-01-29 08:13:54 UTC  

Because it's *efficient* and can control chips or something like that

2018-01-29 08:35:18 UTC  

Playing Overwatch

2018-01-29 08:35:20 UTC  

2018-01-29 08:37:16 UTC  

I am also efficient and can control chips

2018-01-29 08:38:05 UTC  

I'm inefficient and devour chips. 👍

2018-01-29 08:41:54 UTC  

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2018-01-29 08:42:27 UTC  

Elon isn’t doing a zombie apocalypse

2018-01-29 08:43:40 UTC  

@kontroll chips or crisps

2018-01-29 08:43:43 UTC  

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-29 08:44:08 UTC  

chips