actually, it's not so much the fact that im code monkeying that bothers me

it's the vague instructions

Unless it's for security jobs those people always need some sort of native with clearances.

To be fair its the vauge instructions and your abilty to competently complete them is what distinguishes you from a dollar a day indian code monkey.

extremely vague specifications that dont tell me what i can and cant do so i guess i will have to wait to get sperged at when the lab is on <:kms:327934280619655179>

Tell me those vague instructions

Maybe I can help you

they want me to write a recursive function that takes no arguments and it doesnt say whether i can write another a supplementary one that i would call from it

is it an object oriented language?

Java

Is it possible, that the professor wants you to initialize the required arguments in the class constructor?

what

I'm only allowed one global variable and that's the one used in the provided constructor <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

oh well, I will just ask one of the virgin wizards

you should just use javascript and say you didnt know they werent the same thing

You can show me the whole assignment question if you want

They aren't the same thing? Wtf?

ikr

But the name is almost identical

Why would anyone create such a confusion?

inb4 someone accidentally uses c++ instead of c because the pluses make it better

if it has not one, but two pluses, it must be better???

@transience i thought that twinks use swift <:apustaja:394289118563270669>

Isnt it cute language??? <:apustaja:394289118563270669>

sigghh

tfw not cuteboi

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Everything hat doesn't identify as either male or female, but something else, uses Rust

tfw having to code monkey with a headache

>Not Assembler
Disgusting brainlets

Assembler? Why so high level, friend?

Because it's *efficient* and can control chips or something like that

Playing Overwatch

☺

I am also efficient and can control chips

I'm inefficient and devour chips. 👍

Elon isn’t doing a zombie apocalypse

@kontroll chips or crisps

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chips