<:chink:323022148870602752>

Maybe they mean the handle?

Is the best way to get canadian citizenship marry the slut there

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ECOLA-Portable-Powerful-Vacuum-Cleaners-Dust-Brush-Professional-Handheld-Computer-Cleaning-Tools-for-Keyboard-Notebook-Laptop/32834637275.html

someone got this shit?

Kek

Its shit

Use a normal vacuum

>not buying new keyboard when old one is full of crumbs and jizz

Normies

or

If you dont have one then buy one you nasty shit

don't eat in front of your keyboard

it is not for my keyboard

<:hmm:346343150052311050>

it is for fan and cooler dust

Yeah, just get a smaller attachment for a vacuum

No liquid cooling

what am i,rich

Norman

will be cheaper to buy 2 of these

It won't be becaus two things that dont work doesnt make something that works

https://www.reddit.com/r/virtualreality/comments/8gh9b5/full_immersion/

found must have item

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sergeant-Slingshot-G3-Stainless-Steel-Aluminium-Alloy-Powerful-Catapult-Camouflage-Military-Panther-With-Arrow-Rest-Clamp/32793860240.html

it is the latest technology in slingshoting

with laser!!!!

no acog sight

0/10

more like no bayonet

kinda shit

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

<#189811441174446080>

there is pillow,bedsheet and how is the thing you cover youself with called,i do not mean armored truck

blanket

just remembered

https://thereisnews.com/nightclub-dj-beaten-up-after-playing-despacito-for-the-tenth-time/?thereisnews

<:googlethink:328536447219138561>

Des

Pa

Cito

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

https://youtu.be/9BdsS3jK7no

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Its 4 am here

Oof

What about Gnasty Gnork? I'll torch him

spyro a feg

at least he's not Sanic

sanic is feg too

At least he's not Tails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqxqZ6FXd3A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klUQVKkxysY

@Pawp Fuck you

What

bitch

im sick

what you want

Yeah Fuck you

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

ten min then im done work and i can sleep

You always ping me in the middle of the night

So just you wait

but i dont have my phone near me when i sleep

and discord notifications dont get pusshed to my watch

also i was reading but my kindle gav me a critcal low battery error

fucking sucks

Good

iv been looking at getting a newer used macbook and damn

everyone and there fucking mother likes to steal teh hdd

>2018
>hdd
Seriously?

im buying an older laptop, also >not wanting more space on the go

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

It's fine for storage but I don't believe macshit has 2 drive bays?

id rather have 4tb of space then 500gb of sanic speed

🤢

You're absolutely reprehensible

Chinkpad booting in seconds really spoils you after a while

i could just get a thinkpad now that i think about it 🤔

Chinkpad a best

Tfw 12.5" HP has a quad core and two drives

and also the worst screen in existence

>get a registered letter while not being at home
>have to pick it up at her post office
>young woman at the counter shouts at the post employee "how can it be there is no money on the account? I am going to the police"
>she runs out
>my turn
>pick up my letter
>get out
>she's sitting next to the street, crying
>ask if she needs help, tell her I heard what she said since she was in front of me. Ask if I can help her (phone calls, food or sth)
>she politely denies
>tells me her African boyfriend raided the bank account and left the country with another woman

I am not /pol/ but uff....

That must be a pretty bad feeling

Not sure what of both things would bother me more

Probably the cash...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/387005270003417088/441520535310958592/1525322577236.png

Niggers, not even once

Noggers

Lol at @porco

yay another mechanism to break

should just get rid of webcam

And mic.

Thats real cool

not that that matters as its the microphone what is the worst thing on laptops

funnily enough for simple (physical switch) problem they invented "placebo" mechanism

to give users false sense of security

love the chink advertising and shilling for the non-features

Do you guys sticker your webcam

On ThinkPads you can cut the power to internal devices via BIOS

I don't know if there's any backdoor though

and many manufacturers (Asus for example) has that too

But at least from an operating system point of view, the camera is completely inaccessible / doesn't exist if cut off from BIOS

but its just "uefi" switch and can be controlled from OS too like other uefi functions

Source?

I tried to bypass it on my thinkpad using such information, but failed.

ability to flash bios from os

well not bios but uefi*

Afaik, if you use legacy mode, you don't have this functionality though

Right?

no idea on that one

but yeah... unles its physical switch then its not secure

but no company is gonna start the fad and take the bullet for introducing separate switch on side of monitor or next to usb ports

http://www.elecfreaks.com/store/images/SS%20Small%20models_A.jpg style slide switches exist even smaller than that

its just matter of getting shit done

Well early-mid 2000s HP laptops had such switches

I used to have a HP DV6 early 2000s and there was a switch for the cam, a switch for the mic and a switch for the wifi

Which was annoying because I kept accidentally turning things on and off with my arm while typing

and librem laptops have it too iirc

>>>>>librem

but they cost way too much for their metal

what a fucking joke

agree

http://uk.pcmag.com/hp-dv6-1230-us/23238/review/hp-dv6-1230-us

Looked similar to that one

hahaha what is that wrist rest

flowers n shit

"""modern""" hp

not flowers, bubbles

modern? It's >10 years old

back then anyway

is what I'm referencing

hip and modern let's throw random shit in random places

that was the same machine that had an optional TV card with a remote in the expresscard bay

exactly

it came with a remote control

i really couldn't care about about a mic switch tbh

i do kinda want one tho

useful for skype etc calls

or whatever people use now

what do they use now instead of skype

whatsapp .... or some shit

i guess

discord for nerds

or slack

i was more thinking on the desktop

slack is cool

not really anything that has replaced it

But slack is more for companies

snapchat has video which ive used a couple times

or friends who happen to code a lot

Isn't slack just irc

the cool thing about slack is that they managed to do the whole thing using fucking PHP

also Appear.in

is what i would promote if i would need to choose one

is appear.in also made in PHP?

i doubt

but it works amazingly well for quick video conferences

I don't have much of experience with slack/other team shit but what's the point behind video conversations?

I can understand mic/text or even screen sharing but camera?

just to see reactions/drawings/screenshare etc

the company that I used to work for did evrything over slack. It's like an IRC basically. You have channels etc

more intimate and you can check if other person is focusing on

We did project management, announcements everything over Slack

Also we had a #memes channel

in which I usually just dumped /g/ humor threads

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But in theory shouldn't I be more focused on the screen and just hear their reaction rather than see their faces

I dunno seems kinda redundant for me

It's not just video chat

we used the video chat only for meetings

usually people just write

^in slack that is

The ol' meme of just wear only upper half of your wardrobe and do the conversation in underwear?

not so meme but yeah

happens a lot specialy with remote workers

sometimes even shirt is not needed ....

Yeah I usually don't wear clothes on remote meetings

I just put the cam to only record my face

https://medium.com/@jdan/i-peeked-into-my-node-modules-directory-and-you-wont-believe-what-happened-next-b89f63d21558

https://proton-native.js.org/#/

this is pretty cool

That title sounds so clickbaity

YOU WONT BELIEVE THOSE 28 NODEJS MODULES! IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?

https://www.animemaru.com/anime-clubs-maid-cafe-not-nearly-as-good-of-an-idea-as-it-first-seemed/

i cant read that article

why not

just the cringe lol

also lmao

this iste is great

<https://www.animemaru.com/high-school-replaces-detention-with-mandatory-anime-club-attendance/>

yep

LOL

https://www.animemaru.com/love-live-moonshine-announced-as-second-spinoff-series-of-franchise/

I preffer <https://www.animemaru.com/nations-abandon-clean-energy-developments-in-favor-of-catgirl-research/>

if cat girls were real they'd just ignore us like real girls do already <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

but what if you found a fat 600lb girl

make her lose weight and then undergo catgirl treatment

unless she also develops a sense that since she is in better state now she can go find a prettier boi

That and also, i'm too lazy to take care of myself already how do you expect me to take care of another human being

dark souls of living

wait

Also imagine if catgirls would be real, which set of ears would they use?

The human ones or the cat ones? <:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

do catgirls use the toilet or do they need an extra large sandbox?

I think that they would use the toilet

I'd hope the cat ears, otherwise that would be pretty much the same as buying a cheap pair of chink cat ears and sticking a tail plug in a girls ass

Unless I'm missing something regarding cat girl biology

it's mostly from social conditioning i guess

Damn, there are already tough questions and we're still at beginning spectrum of monster girls

I mean, cats can be trained to use the loo

wut?

do catgirls even count as monstergirls?

<http://mgewiki.com/w/Cheshire_Cat> obviously nsfw

you can actually train cats to squat on a toilet and do their business inside it

Tho that's like 40% catgirl

i want a catgirl tbh

who doesn't

who wouldn't

i mean, i guess if they have cat paws its monstergirl

but if its only the tail and ears?

https://www.animemaru.com/local-man-watches-anime-at-1-5x-speed/ lmao

That's why I said 40%

i sohuld start doing that

thats just next level cosplay

>tfw no snake girl who is a monster lord

tbh i do the same for technical vids

watch them at 1.5x or 2x

you mean lamias?

do those even have the bussi

<http://monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/Alice>

I think she has it

Tho I haven't been that far in the game to confirm it

lol remember that one Nvidia panel where the CEO talks like 2 words a minute

hol up

Imagine the snake tongue succ tho

😫

fangs tho

and honestly you can probably do that with a regular snake

wait

just hollow out an anime figurine and make it wear it as a costume

if you want to have sex with a cat girl because of the aspect that she has feline elements does that make you a zoophile

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

ah, the "are traps gay" of monstergirls