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2018-04-16 09:20:38 UTC

>get letter in mail

2018-04-16 09:21:48 UTC

>it's one of those letters addressed to 'the homeowner'

2018-04-16 09:21:52 UTC

>fuck this

2018-04-16 09:22:04 UTC

>ask mum if I can burn it

2018-04-16 09:22:07 UTC

>burn it in the sink

2018-04-16 09:22:11 UTC

>set fire alarm off

2018-04-16 09:22:15 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-04-16 09:22:30 UTC

its legalโ„ข

2018-04-16 09:33:20 UTC
2018-04-16 09:54:51 UTC

BUYBUYBUY

2018-04-16 09:54:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435377528484397056/unknown.png

2018-04-16 09:55:37 UTC

wonder if I can cop another pair of skinnies

2018-04-16 09:56:03 UTC

Nice

2018-04-16 09:56:05 UTC

Good fit

2018-04-16 10:02:31 UTC

Kids on the train. ๐Ÿค” Talking about how one of their friends had fucked her own brother. As in incest.

2018-04-16 10:03:12 UTC

Then they went on to talk about how some friends' mother had x kids, each with a mental disorder.

2018-04-16 10:03:52 UTC

"Probably shouldn't use her as breeding stock". Fuck me, I've never had such trouble keeping from laughing.

2018-04-16 10:06:09 UTC

I'm watching a documentary about 1900s homosexuality

2018-04-16 10:06:12 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-16 10:07:16 UTC

Shrimp you are now my guinea pig

2018-04-16 10:08:27 UTC

lol

2018-04-16 10:08:31 UTC

you made a typo btw

2018-04-16 10:09:10 UTC

Iknow

2018-04-16 10:09:20 UTC

But its just a test for now

2018-04-16 10:11:22 UTC

is someone here gonna be an Official Seller of sorts <:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-04-16 10:11:33 UTC

a whole new level of shill <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-16 10:14:04 UTC

nothing on good sale tbh

2018-04-16 10:14:13 UTC

except regular straight jeans

2018-04-16 10:14:23 UTC

dont have my size tho

2018-04-16 10:14:30 UTC

polos 1 euro off <:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-04-16 10:15:34 UTC

That should do it

2018-04-16 10:15:36 UTC

skinnies are too faggotish for me

2018-04-16 10:15:51 UTC

im alredy some percentage faggotish

2018-04-16 10:15:57 UTC

skinnies feel so good tho

2018-04-16 10:16:12 UTC

and the ones I linked arent even that skinny

2018-04-16 10:16:23 UTC

I'd call them slim fits rather than skinnies tbh

2018-04-16 10:16:48 UTC

nani the fuck

2018-04-16 10:18:01 UTC

now these were fucking *tight*

2018-04-16 10:19:18 UTC

my boy 6ix a humble nigga

2018-04-16 10:19:33 UTC

I hate that dude so much

2018-04-16 10:19:45 UTC

such a punchable mug

2018-04-16 10:19:58 UTC

and hes a pedo :^)

2018-04-16 10:21:37 UTC

what the fuck is this effect supposed to mean

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435384261944803328/unknown.png

2018-04-16 10:25:13 UTC

man modafinil sucks

2018-04-16 10:27:12 UTC

dont u hate on my brother

2018-04-16 10:27:14 UTC

u dipshit

2018-04-16 10:27:52 UTC

^

2018-04-16 10:28:17 UTC

I'm fairly certain I ate one today. Seems to be working as intended.

2018-04-16 10:32:47 UTC

I'm not bouncing off walls or anything, but I don't think I'm supposed to.

2018-04-16 10:35:54 UTC

tbh yea its ok

2018-04-16 10:36:06 UTC

i dont feel that tired even though i've been up for a day+

2018-04-16 11:56:16 UTC

I want a "it's not rape, it's `sudo sex`" t-shirt but I am afraid to wear it in public

2018-04-16 11:58:23 UTC

Get it in an obscure language

2018-04-16 12:09:16 UTC

Why does Belgian sound so fucking odd

2018-04-16 12:14:42 UTC

rape jokes xdx

2018-04-16 12:14:45 UTC

the edge

2018-04-16 12:18:26 UTC

Asrane to ลผycie kurwa

2018-04-16 12:18:47 UTC
2018-04-16 12:19:21 UTC

A rzฤ…d jak zwykle nas osraล‚.

2018-04-16 12:20:23 UTC

stop changing your nickname constantly you faggot

2018-04-16 12:20:34 UTC

ree

2018-04-16 12:20:36 UTC

<:angery:423058200661590017>

2018-04-16 12:20:50 UTC

Did you just tell me to adhere to your name-ism

2018-04-16 12:36:21 UTC

ADHERE

2018-04-16 12:36:29 UTC

CAN U JUST USE NORMAL WORDS

2018-04-16 12:36:33 UTC

ADHERE TO THAT

2018-04-16 12:46:53 UTC

Adhere to this

2018-04-16 12:46:56 UTC

8===D

2018-04-16 13:29:24 UTC

๐Ÿฆ†

2018-04-16 13:35:23 UTC

@Shrimpf nice name

2018-04-16 13:37:15 UTC

I bought an eos lip balm

2018-04-16 13:37:18 UTC

am I gay?

2018-04-16 13:38:51 UTC

it's really nice and minty

2018-04-16 13:39:05 UTC

FUCJ I JUST PASSED BY SOME FEDORA PIG

2018-04-16 13:39:17 UTC

HE WAS MEGA FAT, FULL OF ACNE, LONG HAIR

2018-04-16 13:39:44 UTC

holy shit

2018-04-16 13:39:49 UTC

yea I saw one too

2018-04-16 13:39:55 UTC

like last week?

2018-04-16 13:40:01 UTC

and to add to that

2018-04-16 13:40:03 UTC

dude, incels are common as fuck in my town

2018-04-16 13:40:12 UTC

I've never seen one irl

2018-04-16 13:40:14 UTC

he was wearing a suit

2018-04-16 13:40:22 UTC

and guess what he had on his feet

2018-04-16 13:40:27 UTC

crocs....

2018-04-16 13:40:35 UTC

wow

2018-04-16 13:40:36 UTC

socks with sandals?

2018-04-16 13:40:40 UTC

shit that's even worse

2018-04-16 13:40:41 UTC

worse

2018-04-16 13:40:50 UTC

who the fuck wears crocs?

2018-04-16 13:40:59 UTC

neckbeards, apperantly

2018-04-16 13:41:22 UTC

ban

2018-04-16 13:41:33 UTC

i wear crocs while working in my gardn

2018-04-16 13:41:39 UTC

but only there

2018-04-16 13:41:46 UTC

I got to the store and get standard grocery shit

2018-04-16 13:41:54 UTC

I wear flipflops but that's pretty much it

2018-04-16 13:42:00 UTC

Then I nearly gag because there's some 300 pound fuck in the line next to me

2018-04-16 13:42:10 UTC

kekerry

2018-04-16 13:42:11 UTC

Neckbeard, and stinks

2018-04-16 13:42:14 UTC

burgerlyfe

2018-04-16 13:42:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435434905573523467/Screenshot_2018-04-16-23-24-06-425_com.instagram.android.png

2018-04-16 13:43:02 UTC

HAHAHAHAH

2018-04-16 13:43:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435435034048987137/unknown.png

2018-04-16 13:46:59 UTC

Why is that guy behind Zuck always behind people during these things?

2018-04-16 13:47:40 UTC

that guy is keking hard during all the audience

2018-04-16 13:47:46 UTC

I don't know why tho

2018-04-16 13:48:07 UTC

Are there really 300 pound people walking around ?

2018-04-16 13:48:22 UTC

I thought those were just internet memes

2018-04-16 13:49:00 UTC

No wonder the USA leads in electric vehicle development

2018-04-16 13:49:10 UTC

@BIRDzone I wear crocs when fishing, its comfy nut I think part of the reason I've never caught anything is they are repelled by my abhorrent taste

2018-04-16 13:49:37 UTC

They can't have proper range with these things ? How do they get their scooters somewhere?

2018-04-16 13:50:02 UTC

Who knows, its best not to dwell on these things as the answer will make you angrier

2018-04-16 13:50:12 UTC

I mean, Canada's got it's own problem

2018-04-16 13:50:18 UTC

government is cucked to oblivion

2018-04-16 13:50:58 UTC

Really? I have been to a target in NYC once and I didnt see them

2018-04-16 13:51:29 UTC

Quite possibly so

2018-04-16 13:51:34 UTC

Those are for actual disabled people, which is hilarious when you see a fat fuck in a scooter and someone who is normal but in a wheelchair pushing himself along in it

2018-04-16 13:52:07 UTC

Why aren't they told to go be fat somewhere else and use internet shipping?

2018-04-16 13:52:32 UTC

Because they can vote

2018-04-16 13:54:11 UTC

Interesting. If I am of normal weight and get in one of those scooters, are people going to be angry?

2018-04-16 13:54:58 UTC

They can ask you to leave and you need to request a key at a desk so they could ask for your handicap ID

2018-04-16 13:55:16 UTC

Who knows tho

2018-04-16 13:55:23 UTC

Do fatties get handicap ID's?

2018-04-16 13:55:27 UTC

Ones near NYC do, kek

2018-04-16 13:55:48 UTC

if it's not bolted down people are going to steal it

2018-04-16 13:56:26 UTC

They get a designation on their licenses which are pretty much universal IDs in burger land

2018-04-16 13:56:45 UTC

also fat fucks go to request a scooter by themselve to use in the store while coming on their own feets from their place to the store

2018-04-16 13:56:49 UTC

Its a nonsense

2018-04-16 13:57:45 UTC

I realised I hate rain now.

2018-04-16 13:58:09 UTC

I used to love it but now I actually need to drive in it and change clothes I hate it now

driving in rain is great make sure to go near the curb to splash public transportation users

2018-04-16 14:01:19 UTC

or simply splash pedestrians

2018-04-16 14:02:14 UTC

rude af

2018-04-16 14:02:30 UTC

>driving in the slow lane because you're an autist

2018-04-16 14:03:07 UTC

No reason to go out of your way to be a dick anyway.

2018-04-16 14:03:20 UTC

a car driver splashed me during heavy rain once, then had to stop at a red light. I opened his trunk, took a bunch of wet leaves and dog shit from the ground and threw them inside

2018-04-16 14:03:23 UTC

then ran away

2018-04-16 14:03:33 UTC

Was it on purpose?

2018-04-16 14:03:44 UTC

it was two turks in a BMW and they laughed at me

2018-04-16 14:03:55 UTC

Yeah that was probably on purpose.

2018-04-16 14:04:14 UTC

BMW owners are strange people

2018-04-16 14:04:23 UTC

Most people dont lock it

2018-04-16 14:04:26 UTC

it wasn't locked

2018-04-16 14:05:13 UTC

Maybe I just don'tlike cold rain

2018-04-16 14:05:20 UTC

and they got dog shit in their trunk

2018-04-16 14:05:51 UTC

if you can't win a battle, make sure to deal as much damage as possible while you fall anyway

2018-04-16 14:06:13 UTC

Man, this rain isn't stopping. I hope the Flood is here again.

2018-04-16 14:06:16 UTC

God has lied before

2018-04-16 14:06:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435440938504945665/memritv-they-say-that-islam-is-against-womens-rights-thats-29814298.png

2018-04-16 14:07:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435441076505935882/Screenshot_2018-04-15_22-04-08.png

2018-04-16 14:08:02 UTC

Shrimp what the heck

2018-04-16 14:09:34 UTC
2018-04-16 14:09:47 UTC

You asked for some fuel for your debate about the gays

2018-04-16 14:10:04 UTC

I do not accept your new name identity

2018-04-16 14:10:54 UTC

Sad!

2018-04-16 14:11:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435442106467614722/Meirl_9c248a_6579711.jpg

2018-04-16 14:11:39 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-16 14:11:43 UTC

from what understood last summer on my trip in thailand, boudhism considered women to be a low tier reincanartion

2018-04-16 14:12:02 UTC

Man those things are expensive

2018-04-16 14:12:03 UTC

mad Jack gets it

2018-04-16 14:12:10 UTC

Shrimp, not women

2018-04-16 14:12:16 UTC

They're both expensive

2018-04-16 14:12:25 UTC

Not if you have a shrimp dick

2018-04-16 14:12:49 UTC

Shrimps are delicious tho

2018-04-16 14:12:56 UTC

Not our Shrimp

2018-04-16 14:13:00 UTC

@porco that's nice

2018-04-16 14:13:15 UTC

@Brokenman I mean, they tended to die pretty often and early.

2018-04-16 14:13:23 UTC

He probably tastes like dissapointment and stinky cheese

2018-04-16 14:13:33 UTC

You would know

2018-04-16 14:13:41 UTC

Oh you deliberately defended yourself against that one

2018-04-16 14:13:49 UTC

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2018-04-16 14:13:50 UTC

No i dont know

2018-04-16 14:13:58 UTC

Hence the use of probably

2018-04-16 14:14:14 UTC

I can't imagine having the gall to go to Turkey and starting to harass people there.

2018-04-16 14:14:18 UTC

See what i mean by dissapointment?

2018-04-16 14:14:35 UTC

@Turbo Are you talking about your experience in Amsterdam?

2018-04-16 14:15:27 UTC

I suppose if your life is completely empty for the entire duration of it

2018-04-16 14:16:51 UTC

I still cant get it in my head that thats Olmos

2018-04-16 14:17:02 UTC

Right?

2018-04-16 14:17:23 UTC

Purpose implies there is nothing but such a thing. Which is kind of counter productive given purpose without thought is what makes life so disgusting and bland

2018-04-16 14:17:29 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-04-16 14:17:40 UTC

There is a purpose

2018-04-16 14:18:19 UTC

Life is only a transitional period

2018-04-16 14:18:45 UTC

Make an apartment complex, there are walls, hopefully windows and doors. It has achieved purpose. Actually make the thing and you have a chunk of cinderblock that assaults the eyes

2018-04-16 14:18:58 UTC

Die then.

2018-04-16 14:19:01 UTC

>He doesn't want to experience eternal bliss

2018-04-16 14:19:05 UTC

You can't kill yourself

2018-04-16 14:19:09 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179> <:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-04-16 14:19:13 UTC

That's against God

2018-04-16 14:19:26 UTC

Youre against god

2018-04-16 14:19:36 UTC

Yet here we are

My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

2018-04-16 14:19:53 UTC

I am with God

2018-04-16 14:20:06 UTC

All you need for Protestantism is faith in Jesus Christ and God

2018-04-16 14:20:12 UTC

Rubbing dicks togheter is numbah 1 sin

2018-04-16 14:20:21 UTC

There is no difference between the sins you do now and the sins you have inherited

2018-04-16 14:20:37 UTC

You are a sinner nonetheless

2018-04-16 14:20:44 UTC

>blood sin

2018-04-16 14:20:51 UTC

As if

2018-04-16 14:21:04 UTC

*Original sin

2018-04-16 14:21:13 UTC

I am a sinner for my own sins, no one elses

2018-04-16 14:21:14 UTC

absolute garbage ideology for niggers and third worlders who are crab people

2018-04-16 14:21:21 UTC

That's what you believe filthy Catholic

2018-04-16 14:21:35 UTC

I dont believe in anything

2018-04-16 14:21:49 UTC

Atheism more like

2018-04-16 14:21:50 UTC

Autism

2018-04-16 14:22:04 UTC

Well i believe in things, but not directly in those put forward by organized religion

2018-04-16 14:22:24 UTC

Many people are disenfranchised by the church

2018-04-16 14:22:29 UTC

That's why I'm a Prot

2018-04-16 14:22:45 UTC

Someone outside just scrramed "TAKYON" what is going on

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