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2018-01-04 03:51:14 UTC

Also don't trust discord when it says you didn't send womthing

2018-01-04 03:51:42 UTC

>hey this thing didnt send

2018-01-04 03:51:44 UTC

>click resend

2018-01-04 03:51:45 UTC

>sends 3 times

2018-01-04 03:52:01 UTC

I won't anymore, good advice ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-04 03:53:32 UTC

Man, Dune really went off the rails after the first trilogy

2018-01-04 03:53:37 UTC

If you are ever lonely, look at the m4m section of craigslist and realize you aren't that desperate yet

2018-01-04 03:53:56 UTC

Begins with sci-fi feudal power-plays, ends with Big Worm Man-babby despots

2018-01-04 03:54:20 UTC

Scroll back to NYE and look at all the suicide pacts people try to set up.

2018-01-04 03:54:58 UTC

lmao, how many of those were you?

2018-01-04 03:55:02 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398323415494164480/65a.png

2018-01-04 03:55:15 UTC

None. I've never actually consider Kms

2018-01-04 03:55:46 UTC

I mean to troll and maybe get someone to kill themselves

2018-01-04 03:57:46 UTC

If any series goes on longer than three books it's likely shit after the first three

2018-01-04 03:57:56 UTC

Uh no

2018-01-04 03:57:59 UTC

ANIMORPHS

2018-01-04 03:58:30 UTC

Animorphs wandered around way too long and was a slow as fuck start

2018-01-04 03:58:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398324382381899798/nWF1oQ9.jpg

2018-01-04 03:59:03 UTC

@Pawp The price for John's hands just dropped to $500k. His hands are sullied by blashphemous typing.

2018-01-04 03:59:11 UTC

Narnia is probably the only decent one and even that was meh on some books. ended strong tho.

2018-01-04 03:59:11 UTC

Dank biology memes

2018-01-04 03:59:13 UTC

Fuck

2018-01-04 04:00:12 UTC

@Matthew any time multiple authors are involved it turns to a cluster fuck.

2018-01-04 04:00:26 UTC

N-next you'll say goosebumps wasn't good...

2018-01-04 04:00:54 UTC

Just because it gave me my first boners does not mean its good.

2018-01-04 04:01:31 UTC

Me too.

2018-01-04 04:01:41 UTC

Johnfrum more like

2018-01-04 04:01:47 UTC

Soyfrum

2018-01-04 04:01:49 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-04 04:02:27 UTC

Go to sleep , drag a dog or a cat into your bed cuddle it until you shleep

2018-01-04 04:02:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398325407847284738/IMG_20180104_050247.jpg

2018-01-04 04:02:59 UTC

Like this?

2018-01-04 04:03:33 UTC

Ye

2018-01-04 04:03:56 UTC

๐Ÿ‡ฌ ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฏ ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ง โ•

2018-01-04 04:04:19 UTC

@Matthew stop spamming children's books

2018-01-04 04:04:38 UTC

t-the joke is that I like hands

2018-01-04 04:09:04 UTC

....I won $4

2018-01-04 04:09:10 UTC

This cat purrs so weird

2018-01-04 04:09:12 UTC

This cat purrs so weird

2018-01-04 04:09:17 UTC

It's like.. non-continuous

2018-01-04 04:09:20 UTC

>$4 SPLIT between 10 people

2018-01-04 04:09:33 UTC

@Pawp 9 people! 44 cents, NIGGA

2018-01-04 04:09:44 UTC

>mfw i was close <:rooThink:383340556874678282>

2018-01-04 04:10:03 UTC

This should be enough for @iโ—‹bas 's hands

2018-01-04 04:10:05 UTC

@0 1#9787 maybe it's snoring

2018-01-04 04:12:21 UTC

It's like "rrrrr...RRR...rrrrrr....RRR"

2018-01-04 04:13:32 UTC

WAIT DON'T STEAL MY DOSH

2018-01-04 04:13:37 UTC

DAMN IT MY MILLIONS

2018-01-04 04:13:59 UTC

OF ZIMBABWE DOLLARS

2018-01-04 04:14:01 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> That was a close one!

2018-01-04 04:15:00 UTC

Windatica CAN SEE IT THO

2018-01-04 04:15:20 UTC

This is like another shoa

2018-01-04 04:15:50 UTC

tfw The filipino shift lead who organized the group buy is going to jump town to live as a king in his homeland with my 44 cents

2018-01-04 04:17:00 UTC

it alwas suprises me when it costs like $5 a month to eat in china and other shitland

2018-01-04 04:18:32 UTC

Yeah but you need to live in shitland

2018-01-04 04:18:55 UTC

@Matthew lobotomize him and turn him into a sex slave

2018-01-04 04:19:13 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> I'll use the fryer oil!

2018-01-04 04:26:23 UTC

Do I want to do a set of pushups, or have a Peanut butter sandwich? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-01-04 04:26:43 UTC

make a half sandwhich and do pushups to bend down and bite it

2018-01-04 04:29:43 UTC

Run peanut butter on your dong and do situps to lick it

2018-01-04 04:29:57 UTC

>situps

2018-01-04 04:30:14 UTC

Nigga when you have this gut, you hjave like no range of motion in your core

2018-01-04 04:30:26 UTC

>being a fatty

2018-01-04 04:30:28 UTC

not even once

2018-01-04 04:31:03 UTC

Program an arduio to dispense peanut butter for every 5 seconds of core stands

2018-01-04 04:31:20 UTC

I was a thin and nubile little shota until the N64 came out

2018-01-04 04:34:18 UTC

Wait...Am I being bullied right now?

2018-01-04 04:34:39 UTC

No i just like cute mice and shrews

2018-01-04 04:34:49 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-04 04:34:54 UTC

Stop protecting

2018-01-04 04:35:03 UTC

...Projecting?

2018-01-04 04:35:45 UTC

Meh

2018-01-04 04:36:27 UTC

Typical Texan. "I don't need nonya book lurnin! Ptoo~"

2018-01-04 04:36:40 UTC

>most textbooks are made in texas ๐Ÿค”

2018-01-04 04:36:54 UTC

>most americans are staggeringly stupid

2018-01-04 04:36:59 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-01-04 04:37:22 UTC

Could these things be as related as John and his gf?

2018-01-04 04:38:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398334397293789184/800px-Fort_Lee_Blockhouse.jpg

2018-01-04 04:39:09 UTC

Fuck

2018-01-04 04:39:11 UTC

id buy that house

2018-01-04 04:39:38 UTC

I think you mean shack

2018-01-04 04:40:15 UTC

That looks like it'd be a comfortable place to stay for like, two people at most.

2018-01-04 04:40:30 UTC

>walls 1/4' thick

2018-01-04 04:40:39 UTC

>shack

2018-01-04 04:40:53 UTC

First floor is still bigger than a lot of the anons rooms' here.

2018-01-04 04:41:12 UTC

>says "fourth of a foot" instead of "3 inches", in an attempt to make it seem biglier

2018-01-04 04:41:40 UTC

How about I rape you and we'll see if you call it a rape shack or cabin

2018-01-04 04:42:05 UTC

You can't threaten me with a good time, John.

2018-01-04 04:46:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398336378745782272/nestTories07.jpg

2018-01-04 04:47:13 UTC

That still looks comfy AF

2018-01-04 04:47:21 UTC

the loft part up top would be great for a bed

2018-01-04 04:47:25 UTC

Qctually that one is probably closer to a foot thick actually

2018-01-04 04:50:34 UTC

i wonder hwo much that costs ot build

2018-01-04 04:50:38 UTC

probably what ,$5k

2018-01-04 04:54:17 UTC

...a basic wooden structure? No way. Way less than that

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