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Attention

More like detention from society

You're talking about 4chan? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

4chan is for children, adults go to Imgur.

https://youtu.be/uOCujZzHS-A

Give yourself to the rythm!

lmao vrporn forreal?

someone link me i have a headset

reee spoonfeeding

There should be a thread on /t/ with VR porn

ouch wow

gonna believe in people saying flux is bad for you

MAGNETIC FLUX

melted a tub of it to fill a hollow metal handle, snorted a bit of blood

Its good for you, it comes from trees

na fuck that

soldering flux

What kind of flux friend

chinese

rosin core, y'know

didn't want to use my good solder to fill a tube

so i used one i ordered off ebay that would't melt and wet properly

u filled a tube with solder?

wet solder?

yes

it's a chink exacto

the handle was hollow, and I wanted it to have more weigh to it

nig riggin

no matter, i'd get lung cancer anyways

u dont have a computer fan pullin the air?

wintertime the maximum air pollution norms are beaten by 900% at night time

and some days 1200%

quintuple cancer

yep

also before I die the ozone layer will be much more depleted, so skin cancer

eye cancer from computers

dick cancer from chinese fleshlights

https://youtu.be/Rpi7ZB66grU

plus vr is so close to ur eyes

Where can i find a novel similar to mushoku tenseu

Tensei

That shit was lit

https://youtu.be/0k1pExbn5Us

God how did you even get that name
I know I could look it up but I'm lazy 😂

Just do nick /unicodeemojis in names

thanks, bae 😉

Now I just have to stop being lazy

"Marching band" "girl"

More like "Standing still band tranny".

@kontroll such is life in sweden

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

Right?

I'm increasingly hesitant about continuing down this path.

You did choose a liberal art

I'm not sure what you expected

I chose fucking teaching. Not liberal arts.

Haha, no difference anymore

😦

But seriously its not going to get better, will probably get worse as you start to get into actual teaching coursework.

Eh, I've said it all along, I'm ditching this country once I have the degree.

Probably going to Poland. The promised land.

How many languages do you know?

Four, I suppose.

You'll probably be able to find work then. But man, that course list is only missing mandatory readings from Mao anf Marx

No doubt that's what's up next.

Might as well pack my bags and go to China in that case.

Being accredited in Chinese would make you pretty valuable.

China does sound nice in small doses.

Very small doses

idk

like a two three month trip would be nice

its good to acclimated to a country so you can really start enjoying it

otherwise your trip feels touristy and rushed

imo

esp like my stay in beanland when you basically need a week of being sick before you can drink the water/really shower there

Asian countries will literally never accept you as more than a tourist. You can live there for 20 years and still be an outsider

Showering isnt safe there? Really? Goddamn thats disgusting.

The water is so different than non-shithole counties, it takes a while for your gut bacteria to resign themselves to their fate

Drinking I understand but I didnt think you needed to acclimate to bathing in the stuff

You don't.

@Deleted User bathes with hIs mouth open like an idiot

meh

not really

but yeah

id rather just get it out of the wa

way

Maybe he shaves and brushes his teeth in the shower? I think its safe to have your skin make contact unless in a really bad part.

@johnfrum its not that the water is significantly dirtier there its just that the standard bacteria that are in even us/euro water is different over there

and your bodys own flora isnt accustomed to it

so its basically just diarrhea for three days and after that youre good

i just started with a couple ice cubes in my drinks and worked my way up

never really got it

I guess he never learned from his mom to not swallow

i shave in the shower dumbass

its p easy to be exposed

also swam in the lake too

and its p hard to keep water out that way

>shave in the shower

Worst way imaginable.

manscaping and stuff

Big Mexican bears love smooth legs

^

honestly im a faggot so this is p mch it

I have a small mirror in there I shave with, its nice to do everything you need in the shower, rusts your razors something terrible if you leave it in

Since humans are mostly water, I wonder if drinking a beaner's cum will also give you Montezuma's revenge <:thenk:329322130804047872>

it doesnt work that way. Are you 12?

hes meming

Inches, bruh <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

LMAO

<:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

w e w d a d d y

uwu

and beanland is p lit

🤺 🤺

guatemala is very elevated so its like consistently cali temps

75-80s

I've heard the further south you go in mexico the less shit

Looks nice. Where are the cartels?

gorgeous scenery, liqour is cheap

no cartels except hippie white girls

The farther away from Mexico you get, the better

cocaine dont grow there

only coffee, chocolate

Wait. What do you think cartels are

Hippy white girls?

the hippy white girl cartels that come through cities with daddys money carrying hella vicodin like "usted tiene marijuana"

mfw the estados unidos is actually ruining the latin american country???

....

Are you SURE you're not misusing the term "cartel"right now

Im meming

It's a bad meme

Stop

seriously, cartel activity in these parts of centro america is very low.

And im not in the nice parts of the state

worst crime youre gonna get is some motorcycle gangs but I ride as well so theyre pretty chill

B
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How can I be sure you aren't a cartel member trying to lure us to Mexico with promises of cheap booze and white women?

No guys there aren't any cartels here...besides all the young women? :^)

no the white girls are fucking annoying

literally the worst experience I had there

but yes no cartel only cheap cocayina and cigars hombre

mucho white girls yes

Hmmm.

@johnfrum would you take this bait

What bait?

Take a trip to Mexico

i wasnt in mexico lmao

guatemala

Fine then. John, wanna go to Guatemala? I bet the cops don't do much follow-up on homicides

prolly not lul

Theyre hella gun culture there to

Matt will fit right in then.

:^)

first time I saw a guy guarding a wendys with a remington 870

Gutatamala sounds nice enough, though if I were to commit murder internationally it would be in Antarctica

yeah

Droid why do you hate freedom

wait r there people in there

Pull a rasputin and stick a dead body into the ice water

@Matthew would you take the bait?

also at the mcds there you can get therse

@Matthew Freedumbs doesnt have to involve guns

and theyre good

Smoke the apple pie?

coconut

@Droidbot who defends your freedoms

Oh, thats an exclamation mark

muh government

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@Droidbot who defends you from them

I thought that was a cig

the non-corrupt police department?

@Droidbot implying

>pie may be hot

>toke the pie

where is ur mind john

Yo that pie straight BOOLIN

pie bong when

apple pie kush

weed is shit over there

so if u do smoke dont expect much

Antarctica is literally the worst choice of place to murder someone

Everyone there is a scientist who actually would be missed if you offed them

Yeah but my favorite movie is The Thing

tru

Favorite favorite, or among your favorites

are eskimos real

i actually do not kn

know

are there people indigenous to the arctic

or just rly extreme alaska

No , dingoid, no society lives permanent in Antarctica.

Alaska, yes

Since it actually has land. And seasons.

i wonder what their food is like

Favorite favorite, I was so scared I was literally paralyzed watching it as a kid, I couldnt stop watching even though my heartrate was probably over 100 bpm the entire time.
Almost religious experience.

lmao i wish movies did that for me

i just get bored

They really dont most of the time, thats what makes The Thing so special to me

tbh im just so gay horror movies unironically just scare me

like no fun to it

Horror movies are boring for the most part

@Deleted User almost entirely meat and fiah if I recall correctly. Nothing much grows there.

tubers?

where can i get cozy nordic skyrim food

hecka stews, meaty fish, cheese

meat and potatos w flavor

> wanting Skyrim irl

ye

Just die

no

then who would shitpost furry porn in lewds

bird isnt active enough

🏹 🍗

Permafrost disallows tubers, they usually eat meat in varying degrees of fermentation or raw.

honestly new flavors is 82% reason i travel

had giant lake snail ceviche in guat

All <#189811441174446080> needs are Wind's reddit whore tit-flop webms

was pretty dope

oof

Ever read Dogscape? I imagine thats what life is like in the deep north.

nah, watched some shows on the alaskan rednecks tho

seems p cool

Alaska is too southern for most Inuit

like what rednecks in the south want to be

oof

then where they be

Way at the tip of alaska and Canada

do people eat seal

i imagine it like bacon but flakier

Probably like the flabby end of a steak but all of it.

idk fatty briskets pretty good

looks dope

Probably gets tiring but its only pretty recently that food for the masses was expected to be varied

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foodrepublic.com/2011/08/09/is-eating-seal-meat-ok/amp/

Apparently not actually very fatty at all

like slightly salty, briny beef

sounds like cozy stew meat

Intresting, would think they would have a rather large amount of fat for inuit to utilize in lanterns https://youtu.be/rjjxUE6XSdQ

i guess they do but the blubber is separate from the meat and rendered for other used

aight food talk done gn

Night

>tfw you will never have a supportive eskimo family that is proud of you even if you dont bring home any seals

They also will send you out on an iceberg when you are 60

Getting my first pay toomorrow