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2018-03-22 10:29:06 UTC

<:GWnanamiRankoSmug:410087190232563712>

2018-03-22 10:34:29 UTC

@Droidbot still waiting for the RC heli video.

2018-03-22 10:34:39 UTC

shit fuck

2018-03-22 10:35:28 UTC

B)

2018-03-22 11:15:30 UTC

@Ryptun#9983 that anime was shit

2018-03-22 11:26:34 UTC

nice mention

2018-03-22 11:36:24 UTC

mentionlet

2018-03-22 11:56:08 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-03-22 12:30:36 UTC

@Lynxoid die immediately, thanksq

2018-03-22 12:34:08 UTC

@Lynxoid please stop

2018-03-22 12:36:24 UTC

shittiest bait i've seen

2018-03-22 12:37:51 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-03-22 12:38:11 UTC

Steam just up and dies if I press the "IGF & GDC Awards Sale" banner.

2018-03-22 12:38:13 UTC

Every time.

2018-03-22 12:38:47 UTC

How can they be so incompetent that their own platform isn't compatible with itself?

2018-03-22 12:39:49 UTC

I wish Steam stopped being so autistic on many steamos policies

2018-03-22 12:40:00 UTC

it's like they hate their system

2018-03-22 12:40:20 UTC

@Tervy Oh, goodness no. I'm not going to award them for their incompetence. ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 12:40:43 UTC

<link to fitgirl-repacks here >

2018-03-22 12:40:44 UTC

:D

2018-03-22 12:41:07 UTC

By the gods, it worked!

2018-03-22 13:05:44 UTC

Slay him

2018-03-22 13:06:51 UTC

Stop shitposting awful memes, it isn't clever

2018-03-22 13:08:41 UTC

the channel discription does say rampant shitposting

2018-03-22 13:09:18 UTC

yes but no one gives a shit about it

2018-03-22 13:09:20 UTC

its low effort

2018-03-22 13:11:11 UTC

There's haha poop, then there's flooding chat with text and images

2018-03-22 13:11:55 UTC

and it also says rampant shitposting "in english"

2018-03-22 13:12:03 UTC

So the Dutch NEED TO FUCK OFF

2018-03-22 13:12:52 UTC

this tbh

2018-03-22 13:18:32 UTC

yea he added that after @AstroJannah kept talking dutch kek

2018-03-22 13:34:14 UTC

Epic trolled

2018-03-22 13:46:41 UTC

Fall into a industrial paper shredder plz

2018-03-22 13:57:07 UTC

the thing is, Lynx is now shitting up the other, non shitpost channels too

2018-03-22 13:59:09 UTC

where?

2018-03-22 14:05:32 UTC

@porco some spergouts in <#365921969004216320> and unrelated shitposting in <#189466684938125312>

2018-03-22 14:14:38 UTC

#lynxcontaintmentzone when

2018-03-22 14:15:47 UTC

we do have role for troublemakers but he aint that bad yet

2018-03-22 14:16:41 UTC

I bought a 10cm wide paint brush. Got myself a neato little desk broom now. <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-03-22 14:17:53 UTC

You know I can't do the Chinese stuff anymore.

2018-03-22 14:17:57 UTC

Not in Cuckistan. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2018-03-22 14:18:01 UTC

It's prohibited!

2018-03-22 14:18:05 UTC

wait wa?

2018-03-22 14:18:06 UTC

For my own protection.

2018-03-22 14:18:11 UTC

ahh yes

2018-03-22 14:18:32 UTC

the customs banned you "dude this is for your own good .. 15 orders per day aint healthy anymore

2018-03-22 14:19:25 UTC

I still get some chink-like deals though.

2018-03-22 14:19:40 UTC

This Netto store sells all sorts of cheap tat at not-ridiculous prices.

2018-03-22 14:19:49 UTC

<3 netto

2018-03-22 14:19:57 UTC

do they still have those fuck huge reusable bags ?

2018-03-22 14:20:03 UTC

yellow ones with large Netto on the side

2018-03-22 14:20:09 UTC

They even have some cardboard clone, including a "remote", for like $15.

2018-03-22 14:20:13 UTC

what rival ikea bags anyday

2018-03-22 14:20:20 UTC

I've never seen those.

2018-03-22 14:20:26 UTC

I use my chink reusable bags.

2018-03-22 14:20:32 UTC

The ones I bought prior to the purge.

2018-03-22 14:20:54 UTC

i use one of those as laundry bag and probly best thing i brought with me from germany

2018-03-22 14:22:25 UTC

IKEA bags are cheap enough though, so if that's the sort of thing you want, they're easy to obtain. ๐Ÿ‘

2018-03-22 14:23:58 UTC

yeah i have ikeabags but just love the netto-market bag more

2018-03-22 14:24:19 UTC

good memories etc

2018-03-22 14:24:36 UTC

Because they're not Ruotsi cuck gear? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-03-22 14:25:18 UTC

that too

2018-03-22 14:26:46 UTC

Kek Matthew you really get triggered about a language your ancestry knew a couple hundred years back

2018-03-22 14:48:48 UTC

I guess.

2018-03-22 14:53:26 UTC

It's time to kick gum and eat ass but I am all out of ass

2018-03-22 14:53:31 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-03-22 14:59:24 UTC

Eating ass is the best thing this world has to offer

2018-03-22 14:59:37 UTC
2018-03-22 15:32:47 UTC

where the fuck did fedora go

2018-03-22 15:32:55 UTC

I need to pm him

2018-03-22 15:33:46 UTC

anyone got his discord <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-03-22 15:46:15 UTC

Ryptun?

2018-03-22 15:50:37 UTC

>Lefties on Facebook are complaining about the racist tariffs on China by Trump

2018-03-22 15:50:56 UTC

AKA I've never ever ever ever in my life opened up a book on economics and I'm making wild assumptions about it

2018-03-22 15:51:57 UTC

Even I know those tariffs are a response to China being a hybrid Commie shithole using America's import/export and NAFTA to fuck everyone over, especially America.

2018-03-22 16:03:57 UTC

Racist tarkffs

2018-03-22 16:04:00 UTC

Now thats new

2018-03-22 16:23:22 UTC

lynx is an autist

2018-03-22 16:36:38 UTC

o shit

2018-03-22 16:36:40 UTC

i posted meme on nsfw?

2018-03-22 16:36:42 UTC

im tard sori

2018-03-22 16:40:46 UTC

@Lefteris we are all tards on this blessed server

2018-03-22 16:58:47 UTC

aww yes diy popcorn best popcorn

2018-03-22 17:00:41 UTC

popcorn is shit tier snack anyway

2018-03-22 17:04:03 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/426425843779371008/29472769_808582106007923_194213327293906944_n.png

2018-03-22 17:10:13 UTC

here I was, thinking to enjoy some hitman later

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/426427392819593228/hit.PNG

2018-03-22 17:11:43 UTC

yeah the game is b1g af

2018-03-22 17:11:53 UTC

some good bloat

2018-03-22 17:18:37 UTC

Tariffs are making things more expensive. Temporary annoyance so that fairer negotiations can be made later on. I think it's a fair bet.

2018-03-22 17:19:04 UTC

Never heard anyone say they're "racist" though

2018-03-22 17:19:06 UTC

Lmao

2018-03-22 17:25:09 UTC

6KB/s

2018-03-22 17:25:14 UTC

you live in africa?

2018-03-22 17:28:53 UTC

tbh i get that on a good day

2018-03-22 18:07:40 UTC

26 days kek

2018-03-22 18:07:41 UTC

<:GWelbHyperLUL:405044125059252224>

2018-03-22 18:21:00 UTC

Just got fired AMA

2018-03-22 18:21:14 UTC

Now I can be full /g/ neet

2018-03-22 18:23:15 UTC

Wait wtf @porco

2018-03-22 18:23:21 UTC

<:GWfroggyZoomeyes:400751131115913217>

2018-03-22 18:25:19 UTC

I live amongst Africans

2018-03-22 18:25:37 UTC

But I think I'd better call my provider

2018-03-22 18:25:50 UTC

No actual Ghanaians

2018-03-22 18:26:10 UTC

They smile all the time and greet you profusely

2018-03-22 18:26:46 UTC

Too bad they throw food and shit over the balcony and there is a rat infestation (and a probably unrelated mole infestation) now

2018-03-22 18:27:10 UTC

Godspeed Turbo

2018-03-22 18:27:55 UTC

Mashallah my internet will be semi-decent again soon

2018-03-22 18:28:28 UTC

I'll just stick with ziggo

2018-03-22 18:28:42 UTC

It just werks tm

2018-03-22 18:30:17 UTC

Well *I have ziggo*

2018-03-22 18:30:38 UTC

I unironically got fired for saying that I admire the work of Terry A. Davis besides his mental condition

2018-03-22 18:30:46 UTC

I'm absolutely serious on that

2018-03-22 18:30:51 UTC

No shitposting here

2018-03-22 18:31:27 UTC

Jesus

2018-03-22 18:35:21 UTC

@porco what?

2018-03-22 18:35:50 UTC

Did you get fired for liking HolyC

2018-03-22 18:36:01 UTC

One of the better puns

2018-03-22 18:37:06 UTC

I said that I admire the fact that he wrote a C dialect, a compiler and an operating system besides his mental condition

2018-03-22 18:37:39 UTC

Someone complained to HR, HR googled him, they found his nice quotes and then they thought I'm a nazi

2018-03-22 18:37:48 UTC

And I unironically was fired on the spot

2018-03-22 18:37:52 UTC

That's so ridiculous

2018-03-22 18:38:00 UTC

Hate normies

2018-03-22 18:39:20 UTC

hope you sued for unlawfull stupidness

2018-03-22 18:39:38 UTC

It's perfectly fair to fire someone for no reason at all here

2018-03-22 18:39:46 UTC

I have no basis to sue

2018-03-22 18:39:57 UTC

They agreed on paying me another 4 salaries

2018-03-22 18:40:00 UTC

wa--

2018-03-22 18:40:05 UTC

So I'd rather stfu

2018-03-22 18:40:26 UTC

nah just take the money and throw the company under cutter from bribery too

2018-03-22 18:40:28 UTC

ฬƒ

2018-03-22 18:40:29 UTC

:D

2018-03-22 18:40:34 UTC

that's not bribery

2018-03-22 18:40:37 UTC

that's a severance package

2018-03-22 18:40:39 UTC

and it's normal lmao

2018-03-22 18:40:41 UTC

This can't be true...

2018-03-22 18:40:53 UTC

(duh @Goz3rr )

2018-03-22 18:41:22 UTC

Goz3rr is the only guy I have seen so far not changing his default discord profile at all (and turbo ofc)

2018-03-22 18:41:24 UTC

That's so stupid seriously, Terry is a sick man and a great computer scientist

2018-03-22 18:42:06 UTC

Well I think its time for another job

2018-03-22 18:42:13 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2018-03-22 18:42:46 UTC

Yes I'm looking since quite a while on the side but it's difficult because I want to move to Taiwan

2018-03-22 18:42:53 UTC

And finding a job in Taiwan is pretty hard

2018-03-22 18:43:06 UTC

So I'll have to take another job here instead

2018-03-22 18:43:35 UTC

Stick to countries in Europe I guess

2018-03-22 18:43:59 UTC

@AstroJannah i put a santa hat on it for christmas

2018-03-22 18:44:02 UTC

and then reset it again

2018-03-22 18:44:12 UTC

Kek

2018-03-22 18:44:18 UTC

You never change it?

2018-03-22 18:44:23 UTC

cba

2018-03-22 18:44:30 UTC

Just a Santa hat?

2018-03-22 18:44:40 UTC

No other meme or weeb pfp?

2018-03-22 18:44:44 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-03-22 18:46:58 UTC

3 years in photoshop

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/426451742440554506/discordmas.png

2018-03-22 18:47:35 UTC

Nice

2018-03-22 18:47:41 UTC

And stolen

2018-03-22 18:49:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/426452313713147904/image-21.jpg

2018-03-22 18:56:10 UTC

i was looking for another meme

2018-03-22 18:56:13 UTC

but couldn't find it

2018-03-22 18:56:29 UTC

it's based upon a meme of two cats making weird faces at a piece of watermelon or something

2018-03-22 18:56:38 UTC

but it's two miata's and a wankel engine

2018-03-22 18:58:50 UTC

o shit i found it

2018-03-22 19:03:52 UTC

Genius

2018-03-22 19:06:51 UTC

@porco dude wtf lmao

2018-03-22 19:09:16 UTC

@porco welcome (back) to NEEThood

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/426457355778129921/1444513717833.png

2018-03-22 19:25:51 UTC

That isnt something to be proud of

2018-03-22 19:26:11 UTC

I thought /pol/ was just a meme but I fear for future of 100% 24/7 political correctness

2018-03-22 19:26:20 UTC

Where keeping your mouth shut at all times is the only way to be safe

2018-03-22 19:26:27 UTC

And even so it could be offensive towards someone

2018-03-22 19:26:36 UTC

You are kinda late there buddy...

2018-03-22 19:26:42 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-03-22 19:26:56 UTC

It's happening right now

2018-03-22 19:27:09 UTC

Yeah but living in 2nd world country it won't come soon though for me

2018-03-22 19:27:12 UTC

Once Google implements their safe space ai its game over

2018-03-22 19:27:47 UTC

Isn't it basically already game over even before safe space ai

2018-03-22 19:27:49 UTC

I mean if they fuck up

2018-03-22 19:27:54 UTC

They can just say "we're sorry"

2018-03-22 19:27:57 UTC

And bam, all sins forgotten

2018-03-22 19:28:07 UTC

Imagine if Hitler was alive in today's world

2018-03-22 19:28:24 UTC

And after Holocaust stuff he would just release a statement that he was sorry with a picture of him petting some animals

2018-03-22 19:28:27 UTC

all sins forgiven

2018-03-22 19:29:05 UTC

Welcome to growing up in the 21th century

2018-03-22 19:29:08 UTC

Especially considering how majority of people which are normies have short attention span

2018-03-22 19:29:24 UTC

Were they will be offended by something, go on a lawsuit but then before it finalizes they will just forget it since look at this epic meme lmao

2018-03-22 19:29:51 UTC

Attention span has been lost years ago with the introductions of instant notifications

2018-03-22 19:30:18 UTC

I just applied to Google, Microsoft and IBM

2018-03-22 19:30:33 UTC

Let's see who says no first

2018-03-22 19:30:33 UTC

Oh goyim

2018-03-22 19:30:36 UTC

tfw we live in reality where Idicoracy is no longer a film but an accurate future prediction <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-03-22 19:30:58 UTC

I wanted to profit off that anyways kek

2018-03-22 19:31:07 UTC

Future plans for a future kid

2018-03-22 19:31:09 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-03-22 19:31:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/426462891370086421/Screenshot_20180322-202830_Samsung_Internet.jpg

2018-03-22 19:31:29 UTC

The purple ones get blocked

2018-03-22 19:31:38 UTC

@Shrimpf <:angery:423058200661590017>

2018-03-22 19:33:51 UTC

Tfw somebody already wrote about our upcoming future <:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-03-22 19:36:13 UTC

@porco I hope you at least had the wherewithal to start screeching and telling them they glow in the dark when they fired you

2018-03-22 19:39:17 UTC

Now that I think about it, couldn't you be offended that they are offended

2018-03-22 19:39:25 UTC

Like fight fire with fire

2018-03-22 19:39:38 UTC

... gen.... nah..... actually ....

2018-03-22 19:40:07 UTC

Yes wait its offensive when somebody tells you if you are offensive right?

2018-03-22 19:40:23 UTC

<:GWfroggyPepoThink:400751114221256705>

2018-03-22 19:40:39 UTC

"I'm offended that you find me offensive"

2018-03-22 19:44:00 UTC

i got one of these oil diffusers

2018-03-22 19:44:12 UTC

bought it locally because I was too lazy to wait for the chink one

2018-03-22 19:44:33 UTC

currently enjoying some peppermint. good shit

2018-03-22 19:46:28 UTC

these are way more enjoyable than incense sticks because no smoke

2018-03-22 19:46:54 UTC

Aren't incense sticks from India anyway

2018-03-22 19:47:02 UTC

I think so, yes

2018-03-22 19:47:15 UTC

At least the ones I got are said to be handmade from India

2018-03-22 19:47:51 UTC

Which kinda scares me that after he spent some time on a designated shitting street, I am now touching that person hands indirectly <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-03-22 19:48:06 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2018-03-22 19:50:18 UTC

Hmm chink oil diffusers aren't expensive but so are poointheloo sticks ๐Ÿค”

2018-03-22 20:00:58 UTC

diffusers are better imo

2018-03-22 20:01:10 UTC

oils are great and you can mix them together

2018-03-22 20:01:22 UTC

also it takes like 4 drops of oil for each use

2018-03-22 20:02:00 UTC

1 tiny bottle of 10ml oil is around 1,5 dollars around here

2018-03-22 20:03:26 UTC

what bugs me in incense sticks is that you can't really use them around pets. I'm a bird owner and it's basically like smoking around them so I've switched to fragrance oils. not regretting it tbh

2018-03-22 20:04:14 UTC

Do they leave any trash behind?

2018-03-22 20:04:25 UTC

I might be dumb on it but hey, doesn't hurt to ask

2018-03-22 20:04:40 UTC

nope

2018-03-22 20:05:19 UTC

you just rinse the container thing after each use

2018-03-22 20:15:59 UTC

@AstroJannah must read book, you mean?

2018-03-22 20:17:12 UTC

@Julian the book got its own movie made exactly on the year the movie takes place: 1984 <:GWfroggyMonkaThink:398570138703757332>

2018-03-22 20:21:16 UTC

@sum more like ur breathing in burning shit

2018-03-22 20:25:01 UTC

Could be why the smell is so strong <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-03-22 20:35:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ญ

2018-03-22 20:52:59 UTC

fucking missed my Switch delivery now I need to pick it up tomorrow

2018-03-22 20:53:10 UTC

<:angery:423058200661590017>

2018-03-22 20:53:39 UTC

s o y detected

2018-03-22 20:54:48 UTC

S
O
Y

2018-03-22 20:55:29 UTC

S O Y
O Y S
Y S O

2018-03-22 20:55:35 UTC

>go to post office
>have card for delivery
>"It's not available now, sorry, wait until tomorrow"

2018-03-22 21:05:08 UTC

not a nintendo switch retards

2018-03-22 21:05:23 UTC

5 port 1 gigabit chink switch

2018-03-22 21:05:33 UTC

NOT
SOY
BOY

2018-03-22 21:09:06 UTC

tfw have to pick up my WiFi SD reader today

2018-03-22 21:09:07 UTC

woo

2018-03-22 21:13:22 UTC

@Jobplane hey dont call us retards

2018-03-22 21:13:31 UTC

you capitalised the first letter of the word

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