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2017-11-16 06:05:30 UTC

get a PCA airgun in the meanwhile

2017-11-16 06:05:39 UTC

pretty quiet

2017-11-16 06:05:54 UTC

Or you could make yourself a makeshift suppressor <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2017-11-16 06:06:08 UTC

Or maybe try laying traps??

2017-11-16 06:06:20 UTC

and then I can get the prison mechanic to make me a new ringpiece when I get raped

2017-11-16 06:06:30 UTC

try traps

2017-11-16 06:06:38 UTC

Yes

2017-11-16 06:06:41 UTC

Qt traps

2017-11-16 06:06:46 UTC

Ahaa

2017-11-16 06:06:47 UTC

typical, /g/ suggests traps will solve my problems

2017-11-16 06:06:57 UTC

actually make sure you know what you're doing first

2017-11-16 06:07:03 UTC

rabbits can scream

2017-11-16 06:07:27 UTC

Once got caught in my chainlink once somehow

2017-11-16 06:07:31 UTC

fucking SOMEHOW

2017-11-16 06:07:37 UTC

It jumped INBETWEEN THE LINKS

2017-11-16 06:07:45 UTC

like, the 2" square

2017-11-16 06:07:52 UTC

and it was only caught by the fucking leg

2017-11-16 06:08:28 UTC

I was gonna machete its head off and "put it out of its misery", but my neighbors made me use bolt cutters to cut my fucking fence up to free it

2017-11-16 06:08:47 UTC

Jesus

2017-11-16 06:09:05 UTC

tell your neighbors to stop being fags

2017-11-16 06:09:11 UTC

This

2017-11-16 06:09:36 UTC

Empathy is not to be wasted on pests

2017-11-16 06:10:34 UTC

And meanwhile this thing is fucking SCREAMING, like, it was incredbily fucking loud

2017-11-16 06:11:31 UTC

get an airgun, lad

2017-11-16 06:11:54 UTC

Those are still "firearms" according to city law

2017-11-16 06:12:02 UTC

haha, wut

2017-11-16 06:12:03 UTC

so shooting it within city limits is a crime

2017-11-16 06:12:24 UTC

it's like you're really in Sweden

2017-11-16 06:14:01 UTC

But when we sell our house, it'll be worth 200k for our 3 br 1 ba, and I'll get a fucking mansion in a better state

2017-11-16 06:14:04 UTC

fuck cities

2017-11-16 06:14:53 UTC

wait, you have a chain link fence?

2017-11-16 06:15:15 UTC

surrounding my property, yes. Then I have a smaller wooden fence around the garden

2017-11-16 06:15:45 UTC

Luke Skywalker. Supposedly.

2017-11-16 06:15:54 UTC

maybe try layering brick

2017-11-16 06:15:57 UTC

looks like they fucking ran him through that makeup remover

2017-11-16 06:16:08 UTC

the only thing I lay is pipe, fam

2017-11-16 06:16:08 UTC

under the fence

2017-11-16 06:17:06 UTC

maybe I'll buy camo and sit motionless in the garden, then smash the rabbits with a claw hammer

2017-11-16 06:17:09 UTC

technically legal

2017-11-16 06:17:34 UTC

Lmao

2017-11-16 06:17:37 UTC

Good luck with that

2017-11-16 06:17:48 UTC

Rabbits and lesbians' vision are based on motion

2017-11-16 06:17:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380602358620618752/Screenshot_20171116-011728.jpg

2017-11-16 06:18:05 UTC

huh, thought I scaled the better

2017-11-16 06:18:07 UTC

Apparently bows don't require a license here in Cuckistan.

2017-11-16 06:18:22 UTC

I traded my compound bow for the fucking single shot 22

2017-11-16 06:18:24 UTC

Regular firearms do. Even fucking TVs require it.

2017-11-16 06:18:30 UTC

Well as I said. Can always buy traps

2017-11-16 06:19:43 UTC

Would a slingshot be illegal over there?

2017-11-16 06:19:52 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2017-11-16 06:19:57 UTC

I...don't think so.

2017-11-16 06:20:08 UTC

To Aliexpress!

2017-11-16 06:20:18 UTC

>chink traps

2017-11-16 06:20:27 UTC

Not even the vilest of vermin deserve that

2017-11-16 06:20:41 UTC

IT'S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

2017-11-16 06:20:56 UTC

use a pellet

2017-11-16 06:21:27 UTC

the bow slings are pretty anemic into you start moving up in draw weight

2017-11-16 06:21:51 UTC

But this way, I can shoot the fuckers from inside my house, then drag them inside before the lesbians can start screeching

2017-11-16 06:22:09 UTC

you can do that with a lead ball

2017-11-16 06:23:37 UTC

Maybe I should just kill my neighbors instead

2017-11-16 06:24:03 UTC

Yes

2017-11-16 06:24:07 UTC

Lesbians? ๐Ÿ‘Ž

2017-11-16 06:24:39 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-16 06:24:40 UTC

FTR they're actually really nice, I'm just a sperg

2017-11-16 06:24:47 UTC

if you're going to be killing rabbits from inside your house just use an airgun

2017-11-16 06:25:41 UTC

Just don't let it stick out of the window.

2017-11-16 06:28:56 UTC

wonder how good chink night vision is

2017-11-16 06:29:07 UTC

With eyes those slim, not very

2017-11-16 06:29:44 UTC

you know what I meant, cunt <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-11-16 07:12:12 UTC

@Droidbot literal shitposting goes here

2017-11-16 07:16:41 UTC

I didn't meant to post that

2017-11-16 07:20:57 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฉ

2017-11-16 07:22:38 UTC

Bazinga

2017-11-16 07:26:38 UTC

Kosovo

2017-11-16 07:27:18 UTC

Wonder if the guy that shot down the blackbird is still alive

2017-11-16 07:27:52 UTC

he became a baker and met the pilot after the war.

2017-11-16 07:28:12 UTC

What

2017-11-16 07:28:22 UTC

Do you wonder, or do you know his fate?

2017-11-16 07:28:31 UTC

โ“ โ” โ“ โ”

2017-11-16 07:29:27 UTC

the SAM operator became a baker. just dunno if he's still alive

2017-11-16 07:30:44 UTC

Ah

2017-11-16 07:50:54 UTC

Why are Vivo phones so expensive for what they are?

2017-11-16 07:51:02 UTC

Has anyone ever bought one?

2017-11-16 08:03:49 UTC

chink traps? my mind cant even begin to comprehend how backstabbing and horrific that would be

2017-11-16 08:04:51 UTC

some jigsaw shit, i reckon

2017-11-16 08:05:22 UTC

jigsaw probably has a4 status for buying all that stuff

2017-11-16 08:05:50 UTC

wonder how often he disputed <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-16 08:09:58 UTC

I mean I legit don't understand how these phones are popular in China

2017-11-16 08:10:25 UTC

@Lynxoid Chinese brand loyalty

2017-11-16 08:10:26 UTC

how blazed are you right now?

2017-11-16 08:11:30 UTC

I've been sober for three days :)

2017-11-16 08:12:20 UTC

Nom

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/380631158628810752/JPEG_20171116_211200.jpg

2017-11-16 08:12:30 UTC

@Obolon Prime if this is only that then it's crazy. I mean, if apple pulled the same shit, they would lose to Samsung.

2017-11-16 08:12:41 UTC

timtams are shit fite me

2017-11-16 08:12:57 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 it's what was in the discount store that look interesting

2017-11-16 08:13:02 UTC

I've never heard of these. They look tasty tho

2017-11-16 08:13:03 UTC

normally they are just chocolate

2017-11-16 08:13:06 UTC

or caramel

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