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2017-12-04 21:54:01 UTC

yeah, but abusing tranny angles, makeup and filters, meanwhile irl people stare at you because your deceit doesn't work there lmao

2017-12-04 21:54:04 UTC

no changes in my life

2017-12-04 21:54:11 UTC

thanks for stopping our Napoleon steamroll bongs

2017-12-04 21:55:11 UTC

@iโ—‹bas as much as i wish, nah, people stare at me because of my purse, otherwise i just kinda look like a decent looking dude

2017-12-04 21:55:11 UTC

If it looks like a girl

2017-12-04 21:55:18 UTC

Is it a girlpenis

2017-12-04 21:55:19 UTC

also mfw skincare makes me look a fkn decade younger than i am

2017-12-04 21:55:22 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-12-04 21:55:29 UTC

tfw skincare don't help

2017-12-04 21:55:38 UTC

Skincare does help

2017-12-04 21:55:42 UTC

go on the skincare reddit they know their shit

2017-12-04 21:55:44 UTC

Differin is my waifu

2017-12-04 21:55:53 UTC

tfw wash my face with face cleaning product twice a day

2017-12-04 21:55:57 UTC

/SkinCareAddiction

2017-12-04 21:55:59 UTC

tfw use masks too

2017-12-04 21:56:01 UTC

<3

2017-12-04 21:56:03 UTC

tfw still get acne

2017-12-04 21:56:05 UTC

do you moisturize?

2017-12-04 21:56:13 UTC

is more important than washing face

2017-12-04 21:56:14 UTC

that's what masks are for

2017-12-04 21:56:17 UTC

Milk Cleanser masterrace

2017-12-04 21:56:23 UTC

unironically consider accutane

2017-12-04 21:56:25 UTC

when you wash use a gentle exfoliant

2017-12-04 21:56:28 UTC

it's not heavy

2017-12-04 21:56:31 UTC

Dont

2017-12-04 21:56:39 UTC

I have IBS due to accutane

2017-12-04 21:56:45 UTC

accutane is kinda risky yeah

2017-12-04 21:56:48 UTC

heard it gives suicidal thoughts too

2017-12-04 21:56:50 UTC

all sorts of horrific side effects

2017-12-04 21:56:52 UTC

Dont do it

2017-12-04 21:56:54 UTC

so nothing would change

2017-12-04 21:56:55 UTC

mainly bullshit tbh

2017-12-04 21:57:01 UTC

I did accutane for 3 months

2017-12-04 21:57:06 UTC

i'm not spending money on my internal health tho

2017-12-04 21:57:09 UTC

no spots ever since <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-12-04 21:57:10 UTC

i could buy more chinkshit with it

2017-12-04 21:57:12 UTC

just use a gentle chemical exfoliant, improve your diet, and moisturize

2017-12-04 21:57:14 UTC

How did I end up with IBS then

2017-12-04 21:57:16 UTC

your face'll clear up

2017-12-04 21:57:23 UTC

what's wrong with rice and steamed veggies

2017-12-04 21:57:36 UTC

nothing, that's dabes

2017-12-04 21:57:49 UTC

I mean the suicidal tendencies link

2017-12-04 21:57:54 UTC

biotics and accutane only when you have severe pizza

2017-12-04 21:58:04 UTC

maybe add an egg or two in there too for the protein and delicious b vitamins

2017-12-04 21:58:18 UTC

I heard it's mainly because some rich kid's family tried to sue them because they thought the accutane sealed his fate and made him <:hms:311152554618912768>

2017-12-04 21:58:22 UTC

i eat meat for lunch

2017-12-04 21:58:24 UTC

You guys know nothing

2017-12-04 21:58:27 UTC

Post routine

2017-12-04 21:58:29 UTC

i should get nough protein

2017-12-04 21:58:38 UTC

there's no routine

2017-12-04 21:58:42 UTC

i live in the moment

2017-12-04 21:58:46 UTC

Theres the issue

2017-12-04 21:58:54 UTC

I just rub my face with my nut

2017-12-04 21:58:57 UTC

and you see

2017-12-04 21:58:59 UTC

that's the problem

2017-12-04 21:59:02 UTC

thats good enough skincare right

2017-12-04 21:59:13 UTC

I shall share you my twink routine

2017-12-04 21:59:16 UTC

It has to be someone else's nut, you fool.

2017-12-04 21:59:17 UTC

1. wake up

2017-12-04 21:59:20 UTC

I wash my face with someone else's nuts

2017-12-04 21:59:20 UTC

2. wash with water

2017-12-04 21:59:21 UTC

Okay, STOP

2017-12-04 21:59:23 UTC

i need to carefully plan my life, use shitload of cosmetics, maybe even get some new clothes n shit

2017-12-04 21:59:24 UTC

3. cum on face

2017-12-04 21:59:27 UTC

4. rub it in

2017-12-04 21:59:32 UTC

5. enjoy cute skin

2017-12-04 21:59:38 UTC

and the ugliest females could easily get relationships without all that

2017-12-04 21:59:43 UTC

you could try the piss on your own face thing

2017-12-04 21:59:46 UTC

L O N D O N

2017-12-04 21:59:50 UTC

@Matthew this is the future your 4loko chose

2017-12-04 21:59:51 UTC

24 HOURS IS TOO LONG FOR THIS TO BE /meterosexual General/

2017-12-04 21:59:59 UTC

IT'S TIME TO STOP

2017-12-04 22:00:04 UTC

if i look a lil bit more feminine i should get all the femoid privilege

2017-12-04 22:00:10 UTC

@fedora what's your skincare routine <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-04 22:00:10 UTC

or if you're good the get someone else to piss on your face thing

2017-12-04 22:00:11 UTC

pass as an ugly girl

2017-12-04 22:00:25 UTC

"can you help me with this luggage?" in a girly voice

2017-12-04 22:00:33 UTC

Femboys deserve to be beaten up

2017-12-04 22:00:37 UTC

and then "thanks dude" in normal

2017-12-04 22:00:43 UTC

just like femoids

2017-12-04 22:00:46 UTC

To be fair there's a lot of disparate people here, grooming is something everyone does and therefore has in common.

2017-12-04 22:00:55 UTC

you'd think

2017-12-04 22:00:57 UTC

i'm not even on hrt, i just look like a relatively fit dude

2017-12-04 22:01:04 UTC

If you have shit skin

2017-12-04 22:01:06 UTC

but considering how fugly most dudes in the southern us are

2017-12-04 22:01:06 UTC

Alternative would be eating, wanking and being a sadboi

2017-12-04 22:01:13 UTC

i'm relatively attractive i guess

2017-12-04 22:01:16 UTC

And have no routine

2017-12-04 22:01:18 UTC

so fucking annoyed btw, my phone is stuck perma on 2bar

2017-12-04 22:01:21 UTC

@transience i apply shower gel to my face and peepee and then wash it off

2017-12-04 22:01:23 UTC

You deserve shit skin

2017-12-04 22:01:30 UTC

just lil bit of makeup to hide worst spots

2017-12-04 22:01:34 UTC

and i'd be fucking golden

2017-12-04 22:01:35 UTC

I apply to peepee first

2017-12-04 22:01:44 UTC

yo if you wantsubtle makeup

2017-12-04 22:01:50 UTC

i showed my hand earlier as white you more than likely actual mongrel

2017-12-04 22:01:56 UTC

get you some missha m bb creeam

2017-12-04 22:01:59 UTC

If you have shit skin and don't have routine and don't want to do anything

2017-12-04 22:02:06 UTC

You deserve it

2017-12-04 22:02:07 UTC

@fedora lmao, you wash your face with soap? thats like make up!! ! u r gay lmao

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