Message from @Shrimpf

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2017-12-04 22:05:14 UTC  

i mean gl with ur winkled face at 35 i guess

2017-12-04 22:05:23 UTC  

what if i want to be the soyboy

2017-12-04 22:05:35 UTC  

Winkled? <:smail:379313786193969152>

2017-12-04 22:05:36 UTC  

you want to be in soyboy general?????

2017-12-04 22:05:42 UTC  

Im not a twink

2017-12-04 22:05:50 UTC  

your average person doesnt get face wrinkles at 35, faggots in the gay community look that way at 35 because of meth and hiv

2017-12-04 22:05:54 UTC  

My skin looks like a minefield without skin routine

2017-12-04 22:05:57 UTC  

Oh wrinkle

2017-12-04 22:06:07 UTC  

Yea im not gonna give a shit when im 35

2017-12-04 22:06:17 UTC  

I probably fucked more girls than you did in that timespan

2017-12-04 22:06:24 UTC  

And i rather look like a man than 12 year old boy at that point

2017-12-04 22:06:25 UTC  

yes because youll be dead

2017-12-04 22:06:34 UTC  

you'll stare at yourself in the mirror and see the crowsfeet and think "why, why didnt i listen, i could have stopped this"

2017-12-04 22:06:44 UTC  

fellas is it gay to visit a cosmetics place to get all of ur blackheads and zits and pimples removed from ur face

2017-12-04 22:06:46 UTC  

This

2017-12-04 22:07:01 UTC  

Differin at 20

2017-12-04 22:07:09 UTC  

Or differin at 45

2017-12-04 22:08:14 UTC  

i guess if you _really_ don't wanna put a couple minutes of effort into taking care of your face though, you could hide it under a beard

2017-12-04 22:08:22 UTC  

those are going out of style soon though, comes in cycles

2017-12-04 22:08:30 UTC  

meanwhile Chad can do absolutely no skincare and shower once a month and still get a different femoid every day

2017-12-04 22:08:35 UTC  

I can't grow a beard

2017-12-04 22:08:42 UTC  

Too much soy in my system

2017-12-04 22:08:44 UTC  

Thank god i can grow a beard if i let it stay

2017-12-04 22:08:53 UTC  

Imagine being so low test

2017-12-04 22:08:54 UTC  

i wish i couldn't grow a beard

2017-12-04 22:08:57 UTC  

shaving is a pain

2017-12-04 22:09:05 UTC  

I only grow a stache and a goatee

2017-12-04 22:09:07 UTC  

shaving takes so much more time than skincare i hate it

2017-12-04 22:09:09 UTC  

i shave once a month or so

2017-12-04 22:09:17 UTC  

just so there's no grass

2017-12-04 22:09:25 UTC  

Thats mad gay

2017-12-04 22:09:37 UTC  

that's how it is

2017-12-04 22:09:50 UTC  

also tfw shoulders and chest too broad to ever pass as a gril

2017-12-04 22:09:52 UTC  

:<

2017-12-04 22:09:53 UTC  

@Shrimpf @Kaytee do you want to join /soyboy general/

2017-12-04 22:10:09 UTC  

I aint a faggot

2017-12-04 22:10:17 UTC  

You sure seem like one

2017-12-04 22:10:17 UTC  

I have a test problem

2017-12-04 22:10:18 UTC  

sounds amusing

2017-12-04 22:10:24 UTC  

Im more man than both of you

2017-12-04 22:10:29 UTC  

Prove it