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2017-12-03 15:10:15 UTC

So I'm fine throwing it down fucking anywhere

2017-12-03 15:16:24 UTC

School effort <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2017-12-03 15:16:39 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/386898538178674688/JPEG_20171203_171634.jpg

2017-12-03 15:18:38 UTC

I think that's fast enough for animu

2017-12-03 15:21:15 UTC

Implying I have a good memery.

2017-12-03 15:22:41 UTC

Holy fug.

2017-12-03 15:23:23 UTC

Ah. Nothing important, then.

2017-12-03 15:33:36 UTC

Why the fuck is polish such a stupid language?

2017-12-03 15:35:10 UTC

I don't know, but I'm Polish on my mom's side.

2017-12-03 15:35:34 UTC

The only thing I care to remember is the Wawel dragon, which is a radass statue that breathes fire.

2017-12-03 16:45:17 UTC

Tfw making 22 dollars an hour to flip burgers

2017-12-03 16:45:32 UTC

Overtime is a hell of a drug

2017-12-03 16:46:37 UTC

do I need any of these for my thinkpad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/386921176762417152/unknown.png

2017-12-03 16:47:28 UTC

>Intel Management Engine Interface

2017-12-03 16:47:33 UTC

what the actual fuck is this

2017-12-03 16:47:41 UTC

I always though ME is the hidden botnet

2017-12-03 16:47:56 UTC

"hey it seems we can't spy on you well enough, pls install a driver"

2017-12-03 16:56:18 UTC

comcast?

2017-12-03 16:56:20 UTC

nice

2017-12-03 16:57:19 UTC

You are a speedlet. I'll try to remember to shame you when get home

2017-12-03 16:57:40 UTC

how much $?

2017-12-03 16:57:58 UTC

130/month

2017-12-03 16:58:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/386924144886808588/Screenshot_20171202-120656.jpg

2017-12-03 16:58:25 UTC

so you pay as much as 5 households here for what?

2017-12-03 16:58:30 UTC

i hope for 1000mbit at least

2017-12-03 16:58:31 UTC

Absokutly homosexual

2017-12-03 16:58:40 UTC

220 up 25 down, IIRC

2017-12-03 16:59:16 UTC

so you have merely double of slibs speed and you try to speedshame him?

2017-12-03 16:59:22 UTC

>being that much of a speedlet but also getting jewed that hard

2017-12-03 16:59:29 UTC

Wew

2017-12-03 16:59:29 UTC

lmao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/386924417399390208/unknown.png

2017-12-03 16:59:35 UTC

included in dorm rent, 90$/mo

2017-12-03 16:59:44 UTC

oh, now maybe closer to 100

2017-12-03 16:59:59 UTC

roomlets need not apply

2017-12-03 17:00:07 UTC

life is good

2017-12-03 17:00:12 UTC

when my roommate is not around

2017-12-03 17:00:25 UTC

>not jerking it with your roommate

2017-12-03 17:00:27 UTC

is he actually your roommate or house/appartementmate?

2017-12-03 17:00:28 UTC

Oh, it's well known to me that my internet is stupid expensive

2017-12-03 17:00:41 UTC

dorm here is uh

2017-12-03 17:00:50 UTC

maybe 12 square meter room

2017-12-03 17:00:54 UTC

for two people

2017-12-03 17:00:59 UTC

so actual room

2017-12-03 17:01:14 UTC

But when I can download a 65 GB game in 15 minutes, I'm happy

2017-12-03 17:01:24 UTC

so you pay 90 quid a month for 6 square meter that arent even separated from the next human being?

2017-12-03 17:01:28 UTC

tfw switches in the server room are old as fuck

2017-12-03 17:01:33 UTC

so no more than 100mbps

2017-12-03 17:01:42 UTC

basically

2017-12-03 17:01:50 UTC

gas, electricity, internet, water included

2017-12-03 17:02:10 UTC

w-what is he doing when you re looking at laotian football cartoons of questionable source?

2017-12-03 17:02:12 UTC

a single room (in a flat) in the capital is twice that

2017-12-03 17:02:26 UTC

I'm the guy on my block that slows everyone else's internet down

2017-12-03 17:02:26 UTC

and media not included

2017-12-03 17:02:39 UTC

I should change my Wi-Fi name to "stay mad"

2017-12-03 17:04:21 UTC

I pay 450 for rent, about 100 in utilities, 130 for my internet, 150 a month on credit card fees, Maybe 80 on food, then I pocket the rest

2017-12-03 17:05:15 UTC

Oh, another 200 for my car note+ insurance.

2017-12-03 17:06:14 UTC

it's fine, i can save more money to spend on chinkshit

2017-12-03 17:07:03 UTC

>having to share your room with another vile human being

2017-12-03 17:07:04 UTC

>tfw polish website won't sell me chink tea plants

2017-12-03 17:08:38 UTC

but like seriously, when/where do you touch yourself?
Do you ask him to leave the room for 15 mins and then he may come back into the smelly dampness of his room?
Do you go to your favourite spot outside?

2017-12-03 17:08:45 UTC

Or do you just go for it?

2017-12-03 17:08:55 UTC

cause he is like inventory anyway at this point?

2017-12-03 17:09:05 UTC

when he's at school?

2017-12-03 17:09:12 UTC

paying ยฃ150 per week for ensuite room in uni accomodation, bills and 100mb/s internet included

2017-12-03 17:09:20 UTC

bearing in mind it's in commuting distance to london

2017-12-03 17:09:23 UTC

I guess it's okay

2017-12-03 17:09:26 UTC

>150 good boy points

2017-12-03 17:09:28 UTC

>a week

2017-12-03 17:09:30 UTC

lmao

2017-12-03 17:09:54 UTC

did he surprise you already at least once with your pp in hand?

2017-12-03 17:09:58 UTC

if so, what was his reaction?

2017-12-03 17:10:03 UTC

no

2017-12-03 17:10:06 UTC

i'm careful

2017-12-03 17:10:11 UTC

I checked around for prices to rent a room around here

2017-12-03 17:10:15 UTC

by that i'm quick to hide my dick

2017-12-03 17:10:16 UTC

what I'm paying seems about right

2017-12-03 17:10:24 UTC

when i hear the door open

2017-12-03 17:10:32 UTC

Why are you so intrested in his peepee? @JHWH

2017-12-03 17:10:36 UTC

do you have a panic button on your pc then?

2017-12-03 17:10:41 UTC

no

2017-12-03 17:10:43 UTC

have you not agreed on designated wanking hours @spaqin

2017-12-03 17:10:45 UTC

like "hide all windows and open txt editor"?

2017-12-03 17:10:57 UTC

@johnfrum n-no reason

2017-12-03 17:11:01 UTC

i close porn as necessary

2017-12-03 17:11:12 UTC

monitor isn't fully visible from the door

2017-12-03 17:11:14 UTC

how big is your room?

2017-12-03 17:11:54 UTC

The only people i ever knew who lived in one room as young adults were two brothers. and they just went for it anyways <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-03 17:12:46 UTC

Maybe stop hanging around incestual degenerates.

2017-12-03 17:13:35 UTC

but my brother is family ๐Ÿ˜ข

2017-12-03 17:13:37 UTC

it's filthy

2017-12-03 17:13:39 UTC

but i made a panorama

2017-12-03 17:13:43 UTC

from my point

2017-12-03 17:13:57 UTC

๐Ÿ…ฑost ๐Ÿ…ฑanorama

2017-12-03 17:14:32 UTC

@johnfrum why are you bully, today?
crii

2017-12-03 17:14:43 UTC

that's

2017-12-03 17:14:44 UTC

uh

2017-12-03 17:14:48 UTC

the wrong direction, discord

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