life is good

when my roommate is not around

>not jerking it with your roommate

is he actually your roommate or house/appartementmate?

Oh, it's well known to me that my internet is stupid expensive

dorm here is uh

maybe 12 square meter room

for two people

so actual room

But when I can download a 65 GB game in 15 minutes, I'm happy

so you pay 90 quid a month for 6 square meter that arent even separated from the next human being?

tfw switches in the server room are old as fuck

so no more than 100mbps

basically

gas, electricity, internet, water included

w-what is he doing when you re looking at laotian football cartoons of questionable source?

a single room (in a flat) in the capital is twice that

I'm the guy on my block that slows everyone else's internet down

and media not included

I should change my Wi-Fi name to "stay mad"

I pay 450 for rent, about 100 in utilities, 130 for my internet, 150 a month on credit card fees, Maybe 80 on food, then I pocket the rest

Oh, another 200 for my car note+ insurance.

it's fine, i can save more money to spend on chinkshit

>having to share your room with another vile human being

>tfw polish website won't sell me chink tea plants

but like seriously, when/where do you touch yourself?
Do you ask him to leave the room for 15 mins and then he may come back into the smelly dampness of his room?
Do you go to your favourite spot outside?

Or do you just go for it?

cause he is like inventory anyway at this point?

when he's at school?

paying £150 per week for ensuite room in uni accomodation, bills and 100mb/s internet included

bearing in mind it's in commuting distance to london

I guess it's okay

>150 good boy points

>a week

lmao

did he surprise you already at least once with your pp in hand?

if so, what was his reaction?

no

i'm careful

I checked around for prices to rent a room around here

by that i'm quick to hide my dick