Apparnetly a reisdnet has something for me at work 🤔 if i get shot know i hated you all

>he doesn't have tactical pen to defend himself

he locked his keys in his car so hes dealing with that first lmao

hes got this tho because he used to steal cars

also >chink tactical pen

id rather get a gunbrella

It's a faggot ass pen with a stupid locking mech, not even chinks could fuck that up

>not concealed carrying chink knockoff pistols https://youtu.be/4HNaB7l2GQk

id probably buy a chink pistol

T heyre like 500-1000 each

"I thought it was one of those gun shaped lighters"

oh

fuck that

id rather just buy a couple black market real guns

hes gunna use a hanger to break into his truck 🤔 Ill tell you guys how this goes

I have a lockpick set in the trunk of my car but i dont need him knowing that

Nvm, I was looking at lot prices. One is like 250- 300

since his spare is locked in his apartment and its locked too

If it's a truck a coat hanger would work fine

Yeh hes got this

where is chink projector anon to come buy the chink guns

turns out he gave me a ps2 game, a wii game, a wii mote, and a wiimote rechargable battery

i also went into the key room that is normally locked

i grabbed his roomkey so he could get his spare

i also unlocked the private bathroom so i cna pee in peace

Im a security guard

the keys are in the maintence mans office

he left the door unlocked

access to the keys gives me access to 95% of the buidling

but not the 5% where the wifi router is so i can crack the password 🤔

>everyone is 55+

>cuties

sounds really cute tbh

they can tell you cute retirement stories

>doesn't appreciate the gmilf

@Pawp wait who is chink projector anon?

I have no idea but they posted in a thread a few days ago

id assume they would have enough drugbucks to buy a chinkgun

Chinkguns are pretty neat

Shame I can't get most in the states due to import restrictions

needs chinese writing on it tho <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

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>chink guns

Have some fucking standards

That's almost as bad as liking American guns

>implying American guns aren't the best in the world

Oh, I'm not implying it, I'm outright saying it

Czechnology ftw

>highschool milling marks

Must be cold up there with all the chatter in their machines

I'm no gunfag

But like most chinkshit wouldn't chink guns break in your hands

xiaomi 9mm with .45 international edition when

does it have band 20??? I need it for yurop

anyone coffee in here?

Ruined a cup with a shot of cheap bourbon.

I use an aeropress to make dorm coffee but I'm still getting used to it

Literally just brewed a cup

i use italian coffee maker

I like to ruin my coffee with sweetened coffee mate c:

sugar and cream coffee mate is called "Double double" coffee mate flavor in canada

i like bitter things

coffee, beer, my life

It's odd Tim Hortons coffee reached such an utter meme status in canada because it's shit tbh, black it tastes bad and sweetened it tastes like nothing

@spaqin looks like we got a Rockefeller over here

@Cad if you like coffee and sugar try sweetened condensed milk sometime, adds a nice flavor that isn't quite cream or milk.

fine coffee is such a meme

Time will pass and they will realize robusta beans are so much better

sweetened condensed milk is basically what's used in Vietnamese coffee you get at restaurants, right

Yup, same in Cantonese/HK coffees

I think sweetened condensed milk was more popular in the past

it might be a relic among those colonized because my grandparents loved it

I should try it, the little cans would take up less space in my pitiful dorm fridge than a coffee creamer and I don't have to resort to powdered whitener

I've honestly switched to G7 3-in-1 instant packs

The only thing I add is sugar

Adds up to about 0.25 a cup

I hate 3 in 1's I've tried except maybe the nestle sweet n creamy tbh

Why would you add sugar to 3 in 1

although I bet g7 is better than the crap I've tried tbh the reviews seem pretty glowing

amazon's got a decent sale on hario technica rn

no natural gas here, all electric, so i'd have to use the alcohol burner, but tempted anyway

@fireglow were you questioning jojo last night

is that why you pinged me

where do the noodle boys buy their noodles

i want in

Grocery store.

5 for a dollah.

Put a brick of that stuff in some hot water and watch it transform into shitty food!

i wanted one of those meme noodls

gourmet noodl

asian grocery store probably

in poland?

would like to see that

ahaaaa

+1480EUR in account

that does make a lot of chink shit to order I bet

I fell for the shoe jew