i mean, i'm a chick so i have wine in my fridge, but i don't drink it much

Eh, im not a big fan of wine for some reason. It just never settled with me right

I acquired a taste for beer more then wine somehow even though i grew up hating beer

i only like wine that tastes like candy, like a moscato.

fuck a red wine

yeah i didn't drink much just a few pints but the weed just made it intense

Yeeeaaa

yeahhhhhhhhh

i feel so degenerate now

but i'm smoking right now, so yay!

kek

i get my panda this weekend so i gotta clean up and...i need me some pineapple express.

Im smoking right now toooo

yup^

And i used to have a page where i made this stuff lol

I kind of have the feeling to have another beer just to take the edge off

It was back when i was first starting to drink and try stuff

kek

degens

bruh, look at my title.

@DeadPresident is always the buzzkill.

I dont really do anything now. Now and days i just drink here and there and smoke here and there

Hitler was a druggy so...

rite?

Everyone was back then

You couldnt not be

you can't not and stay sane now either.

God bless him

He worked his ass off for his people tho

tweeking here?

@DeadPresident but if i smoke and work my ass off, do i get respect too or nah just 'cause fallacy?

Yea, you do get respect as long as you dont encourage your degenerate ways

Yes it does not set a good example

Prob some underage faggots in here too

kek good, my son's never even smelled weed and i showed him a cigarette and explained that he should NEVER touch them and he knows if i go outside for "mommy time" that he DOES NOT consider following.

only drugs he's ever seen are the meds i'm prescribed that i lock up with the weed.

I think kids will choose either way I mean i've had friends who's parents smoked weed and the kids hated it

When the children grow up they will make their own decisions and i will be by them and guide them so they wont get hurt on some of those decisions if they make them. But, i will always encourage against it.

🆙 | **Europa leveled up!**

Nice

^ that

and then you have strict parents that the kids rebel

yeep

my boy is 4 tho, so i keep all that shit away from him. if someone's smoking a cigarette in a movie or show, i turn it off.

my parents are liberal and I wish Hitler would come back and save us

just be like 'heres whats gonna happen if you do this' instead of 'dont do this' - when theyre old enough to understand of course

i tricked him into thinking all soda tastes like the sip of diet coke he hated.

But, till they grow up to be at least 18 they will not be permitted to smoke or drink.

@DeadPresident when it's time i'll sit him down and tell him what alchol and drugs can do, that i can't stop him from doing what he wants to do, but that these can be the consequences and that it really isn't worth it until he's older.

i started smoking cigs at 12, weed at 13, drinking at 13, alcoholic by 15. no way i'd parent the same way that lead me down that path.

I started smoking cigs at 20, drinking at 17, and drugs at 16.

i didn't have a dad around, and my mom was so lax that she'd buy my booze. gotta hit that sweet spot with panda. not too sctrict, but not too lax, either.

My parents were very right wing, but i didnt really hang out with friends or go outside. I had no internet and my parents wouldnt really let me watch tv unless it was tv that was put on by my parents which consisted of ww2 documentaries, the weather, and movies.

I didnt really have a chance to get into anything so i didnt till i was older

Ahhh see, I was in cultural Marxist hell, I didn't really get to choose. The idea of accidentally overprotecting and sheltering him scares me to death tho

I like how Peterson explains it "you can't protect your kids, the best you can do is to teach them how to grow into successful adults"

ww2 docs are good

Love ww2 docs when they aren't lies

Yea, no i grew up with laughing at fat people as a family, thinking smoking cigs were damn near the devils creation (not literally just very looked down upon), dont date blacks, dont be lgbt, it was actually a good childhood that i ruined because the few friends i had were liberal so i was against my own parents

same

And now we arent close which is sad

Yeah, I was taught to be a good little queer SJW

I was taught to hate the gays haha

i was taught to hate right wingers

i was taught to hate niggers

wish i was kek

Haha i had no concept of right and left growing up because i didnt have internet or a phone

Of phones at all lol

Or** not of

JEEZ. i had internet like, as soon as AOL was available.

I dated a black chick when i was 15 just to make my sister mad haha

KEK

Haha then i dumped her outta the blue because i realised i hated black people too much

kek

They just have a smell to them that absolutely turns me off. Nigs have this weird scent and i have no idea what it is

my husband fucked a spic on a dare at 17. said it was the most horrific experience of his life

Eh, im from paraguay so im not against hispanics. I think they should stay in their country though because at this point they genuinely do have a specific race and culture unique to their seperate countries in central and south america. The only ones im against are the niggers there. No one likes niggers.

36 killed is MOAB strike hahaha

I heard it was over a 100?

I just saw Fox News say 36 Isis members

Maybe the rest u heard about were innocents?

Hahahaha fucked

Kek

https://instagram.com/p/BS3a9ovgj_U/

If that's true that would mean the majority of the death toll was a miss

Yea I dunno

shit, that isn't even 50% success rate...

Where did u hear 100 from europa

TOPKEK

Just search it up. It's probably bullshit news but, it is also floating around

36 people sounds kinda whack

It's a low number for such a huge ass bomb

Exactly

Literally that's the strongest normal bomb we have and it killed only 36 people?

Makes u think if it was even worth dropping it it is worth more than those 36 lives combined 😂

Jesus brievik did a better job

that smell must be natures way of preventing racemixing

Oh it's a horrid smell

other races say whites smell like milk

Idk what smell whites have. All i know is i still think blond hair, blue eyes is the Godliest thing i could ever see on a person.

Lol if you have money and can afford basic hygiene

Then u should smell good haha

Eh, i dont think it's hygiene

Ive noticed a lot of races of different smells

That are all specific with their race

What using soap and shampoo and deodorant and cologne

Oh that's what u mean

I think it depends on the culture too

Dirty people tend to just smell like dirty people which can vary. But, i can literally smell if you are african american

When u walk into different households they usually smell different

Cologne and perfume hide natural scents from me but, if people dont wear it i can normally smell you by race

And people smell similar to their own lol at least from my experience

True

I guess I dunno how whites smell like naturally

I know how blacks smell tho

Haha i have met black people from Jamaica, to south Philly, to africa and they all literally have a scent that is unique to being african. Asians have a smell but, most asians smell good to me.

And i have no idea what smell whites have. I dont really smell them and when i do i know it's just a good sent that makes me pretty much blush. But, that depends on the type of white person. Trash degen white people dont have the smell.

Ahricans are a different species than us i'm sure

were related of cource but that's it

Of course. Africans derived from monkeys and europeans derived from a mix of monkey human and neanderthal.

regarding the news, discord has ip and ddos protection, thats a copypasta from late last year

Someone tell soaring to fuck off then

@tfw no u will remove in a moment then.

I take threats as threats until shown otherwise. For the security of the Kekistani people

have you ever smelt an obese nigger?

Of course. But, when posting a few pepes or hitlers is to hard for the little bitch i feel like they dont belong hereee

ive never smelt anything quite like it

I hate the smell of obese people in general. No fuckin way am i goin near those things

Obese people literally smell like rotting food, sweat, and the left over shit in one of their ass crevices that they couldnt reach enough or find.

i know, was married to one

God help it

...worst time of my life

Wait you were married to an obese nig or just an obese?

just an obese.

Oh thank god

But also very sad

but, like, 450 obese tho

very sad.

jesus why

Jesus christ what is a wooden chair at that point

he needed a loveseat no shit. and becuse i was a assault victim and 250lbs SJW, he seemed...safe.

t'was a BAD CHOICE

but, if i hadn't, i wouldn't have my little aryan.

It's good you found something new

yeah. my husband is amazing, and he's a far better father than my ex.

i never taught panda anything but "step daddy" and he's old enough to know, but he says "fun daddy" and calls his biodad "other daddy"

Im glad

Kids know deep inside who they like and trust.

yeah

only have 1/4 custody RN, but soon...1/1.

Even by the small things that they see. Even with so much information that they dont understand they still are great at figuring it out.

Why 1/4 ??

when he divorced me, my bipolar was in full swing, son was 4 months old, i didn't wanna do a custody battle, so i just let his dad have him until i had my bipolar 100% in order.

but if i walk into a courtroom today, i'd get full custody instantly.

Aaah, well that's good that it can end well

Any way, ima go smoke and watch some animuuu while deciding what i want to do for my art show coming up

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

i love my faggots tho. have fun with your fagimuuuuuuuuuuu ❤

in'shadilay!

shadilay

i want to get married but i dont think i can find a good girl

^

There are no good girls anymore

we're all taken. gotta make more by spreading dat green pill

if i get married im gonna have atleast 4 children

my moms side of the family did it right cause they were roman catholics

she has 8 siblings and I have 100+ cousins there

i could only have one. too bad, cause my husband has way better genes

oi fuckers

time for a sad story

Ull never fuck a poney

Very sad indeed

^sad indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN2RnjFHmNY

>my birthday's coming up, May 3
>last year
>in relationship with girl who shares a birthday with me
>plan this big night out with her and a bunch of friends, they'd never met her before til then
>it's a blast, everyone's having fun
>she goes home with me
>time_to_get_it_on.WAV
>put on vid related to set the mood
>being the awkward fuck she is (those of you who remember me mentioning. she's the girl with selective mutism that I talked about) she's more focused on watching the video
>confused that Kenny G is playing an oboe, says shit about how that's probably the wrong instrument and he doesn't seem to be playing it right
>before she can make one more dumb comment, swooce right into a kiss and throw ourselves to the bed
>sexing ensues
>she gets tired out before either of us comes
>she throws me off of her and crashes into sleep there and then

I used to respect Fry

Lol at least you got ur dick wet @cqc

i mean it was pretty bomb-ass sex until she was too tired to continue

Too tired to continue?

girl had shit metabolism

lol

That's weird. You're weird. This whole thing is weird..

Nigga just do missionary

very low energy

You get adrenaline n shit

wouldn't eat much

would always go to bed early

not very physically active

Hypes you up n stoof

anorexia?

no

she would eat regularly

just didn't have a big appetite

Buy vaseline.... Go to pound town

like half of what's a normal portion to most people would get her full

get her to snort a couple lines of coke

Corn hole her ass... that'll wake her up

and u snort some too

wild sex

once she stopped sucking my dick it was all downhill

sucksss

Lol

thats jsut the warm up part

if she's not sucking your dick, she's as good as gone

mustve been a huge let down

no i mean in general

not just that night

She was cheatting, thats why She had no energy for u @cqc

Leave her. She needs to put in more effort.

oh she just stopped in general

fucker she's been gone

@Rose Haha! What I wanted to say

do u miss her?

we broke up back in September

wtf is selective mutism

sometimes i miss her

Its when ure an asshole in particular times

Dude... If she's into sex.. She'll get it off and up, no matter the disability

ye i can tell shes still on ur mind

but i feel like she basically replaced me with her new puppy

lmfao

Kek

puppy aint gon give her a dick tho

By puppy you mean Nigger boy friend

ahahah

i still have her on Instagram and she'ls always posting pics of it

>She might be fugging that puppy tho

she couldn't get another guy even if she tried

she had no friends except for me

she has no friends now

the only people she interacts with regularly are family

Ayy ill be her friend :^)

she has some wicked mad anxiety fam

Ugh... You both sound like mayonaisse.

do what shia says

and JUST DO IT

Bitch slap that hoe into reality

Fuck the bitch, dude.. You gonna let her fuckin' waste the fuck away?

i don't think shia is exactly a role model at this point

ifnu werent happy wiuth her

why go back

confirmed... @cqc is Beta Male