Message from @Rose

Discord ID: 302451978343153664


2017-04-14 14:14:06 UTC  

There are no good girls anymore

2017-04-14 14:15:10 UTC  

we're all taken. gotta make more by spreading dat green pill

2017-04-14 14:16:26 UTC  

if i get married im gonna have atleast 4 children

2017-04-14 14:16:52 UTC  

my moms side of the family did it right cause they were roman catholics

2017-04-14 14:17:22 UTC  

she has 8 siblings and I have 100+ cousins there

2017-04-14 14:17:51 UTC  

i could only have one. too bad, cause my husband has way better genes

2017-04-14 14:28:44 UTC  

oi fuckers

2017-04-14 14:28:59 UTC  

time for a sad story

2017-04-14 14:29:24 UTC  

Ull never fuck a poney

2017-04-14 14:29:31 UTC  

Very sad indeed

2017-04-14 14:33:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302451244042289152/6a00d8341c565553ef019104c4a822970c.jpg

2017-04-14 14:33:26 UTC  

^sad indeed

2017-04-14 14:33:43 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN2RnjFHmNY

>my birthday's coming up, May 3
>last year
>in relationship with girl who shares a birthday with me
>plan this big night out with her and a bunch of friends, they'd never met her before til then
>it's a blast, everyone's having fun
>she goes home with me
>time_to_get_it_on.WAV
>put on vid related to set the mood
>being the awkward fuck she is (those of you who remember me mentioning. she's the girl with selective mutism that I talked about) she's more focused on watching the video
>confused that Kenny G is playing an oboe, says shit about how that's probably the wrong instrument and he doesn't seem to be playing it right
>before she can make one more dumb comment, swooce right into a kiss and throw ourselves to the bed
>sexing ensues
>she gets tired out before either of us comes
>she throws me off of her and crashes into sleep there and then

2017-04-14 14:33:44 UTC  

I used to respect Fry

2017-04-14 14:35:25 UTC  

Lol at least you got ur dick wet @cqc

2017-04-14 14:35:37 UTC  

i mean it was pretty bomb-ass sex until she was too tired to continue

2017-04-14 14:35:50 UTC  

Too tired to continue?

2017-04-14 14:35:57 UTC  

girl had shit metabolism

2017-04-14 14:36:01 UTC  

lol

2017-04-14 14:36:06 UTC  

That's weird. You're weird. This whole thing is weird..

2017-04-14 14:36:10 UTC  

Nigga just do missionary

2017-04-14 14:36:13 UTC  

very low energy

2017-04-14 14:36:14 UTC  

You get adrenaline n shit

2017-04-14 14:36:15 UTC  

wouldn't eat much

2017-04-14 14:36:21 UTC  

would always go to bed early

2017-04-14 14:36:26 UTC  

not very physically active

2017-04-14 14:36:28 UTC  

Hypes you up n stoof

2017-04-14 14:36:34 UTC  

anorexia?

2017-04-14 14:36:42 UTC  

no

2017-04-14 14:36:51 UTC  

she would eat regularly

2017-04-14 14:36:54 UTC  

just didn't have a big appetite

2017-04-14 14:36:55 UTC  

Buy vaseline.... Go to pound town

2017-04-14 14:37:03 UTC  

like half of what's a normal portion to most people would get her full

2017-04-14 14:37:06 UTC  

get her to snort a couple lines of coke

2017-04-14 14:37:10 UTC  

Corn hole her ass... that'll wake her up

2017-04-14 14:37:16 UTC  

and u snort some too

2017-04-14 14:37:20 UTC  

wild sex

2017-04-14 14:37:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302452296070070273/FB_IMG_1484697465866.jpg

2017-04-14 14:37:29 UTC  

once she stopped sucking my dick it was all downhill

2017-04-14 14:37:36 UTC  

sucksss

2017-04-14 14:37:38 UTC  

Lol