Message from @Shlooish
Discord ID: 302451959296819210
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There are no good girls anymore
we're all taken. gotta make more by spreading dat green pill
if i get married im gonna have atleast 4 children
my moms side of the family did it right cause they were roman catholics
she has 8 siblings and I have 100+ cousins there
i could only have one. too bad, cause my husband has way better genes
oi fuckers
time for a sad story
Ull never fuck a poney
Very sad indeed
^sad indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN2RnjFHmNY
>my birthday's coming up, May 3
>last year
>in relationship with girl who shares a birthday with me
>plan this big night out with her and a bunch of friends, they'd never met her before til then
>it's a blast, everyone's having fun
>she goes home with me
>time_to_get_it_on.WAV
>put on vid related to set the mood
>being the awkward fuck she is (those of you who remember me mentioning. she's the girl with selective mutism that I talked about) she's more focused on watching the video
>confused that Kenny G is playing an oboe, says shit about how that's probably the wrong instrument and he doesn't seem to be playing it right
>before she can make one more dumb comment, swooce right into a kiss and throw ourselves to the bed
>sexing ensues
>she gets tired out before either of us comes
>she throws me off of her and crashes into sleep there and then
I used to respect Fry
i mean it was pretty bomb-ass sex until she was too tired to continue
Too tired to continue?
girl had shit metabolism
lol
Nigga just do missionary
very low energy
You get adrenaline n shit
wouldn't eat much
would always go to bed early
not very physically active
Hypes you up n stoof
anorexia?
no
she would eat regularly
just didn't have a big appetite
Buy vaseline.... Go to pound town
like half of what's a normal portion to most people would get her full
get her to snort a couple lines of coke
Corn hole her ass... that'll wake her up
and u snort some too
wild sex
once she stopped sucking my dick it was all downhill
sucksss