oi fuckers

time for a sad story

Ull never fuck a poney

Very sad indeed

^sad indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN2RnjFHmNY

>my birthday's coming up, May 3
>last year
>in relationship with girl who shares a birthday with me
>plan this big night out with her and a bunch of friends, they'd never met her before til then
>it's a blast, everyone's having fun
>she goes home with me
>time_to_get_it_on.WAV
>put on vid related to set the mood
>being the awkward fuck she is (those of you who remember me mentioning. she's the girl with selective mutism that I talked about) she's more focused on watching the video
>confused that Kenny G is playing an oboe, says shit about how that's probably the wrong instrument and he doesn't seem to be playing it right
>before she can make one more dumb comment, swooce right into a kiss and throw ourselves to the bed
>sexing ensues
>she gets tired out before either of us comes
>she throws me off of her and crashes into sleep there and then

I used to respect Fry

Lol at least you got ur dick wet @cqc

i mean it was pretty bomb-ass sex until she was too tired to continue

Too tired to continue?

girl had shit metabolism

lol

That's weird. You're weird. This whole thing is weird..

Nigga just do missionary

very low energy

You get adrenaline n shit

wouldn't eat much

would always go to bed early

not very physically active

Hypes you up n stoof

anorexia?

no

she would eat regularly

just didn't have a big appetite

Buy vaseline.... Go to pound town

like half of what's a normal portion to most people would get her full

get her to snort a couple lines of coke

Corn hole her ass... that'll wake her up

and u snort some too

wild sex

once she stopped sucking my dick it was all downhill

sucksss

Lol

thats jsut the warm up part

if she's not sucking your dick, she's as good as gone

mustve been a huge let down

no i mean in general

not just that night

She was cheatting, thats why She had no energy for u @cqc