Yup

you dont know what a mitochondria is

yeah i do its a maze bean

I am still gonna try to feed mine bacon and record it XD

its the powerhouse of the cell

more like the fat a s s of the cell

more like the brain of the cell

Brain is mostly made of fat so the brain is fat too

oh hecc

i wonder if that means skinny people have smaller brains

It is not body fat so probably not
Maybe... Maybe not
We need to make a new conspiracy theory!

Eating more fat = Bigger brain

oo good one

The egg head conspiracy

new conspiracy: brains aren’t real

Is bigger really better

Hi everyone 😃

As always you decide

Hello Ramboozle

😃

hey mitochondria is now called maze bean @KRT_RAMBOOZLE

Brains are just maze beans in disguise

Ok?

Why are we talking about cells?

maze beans were created by the satanic government agencies to thwart the common people

To stop them all together?

yes the maze bean is a satanic cell created by the government to slow down the population growth in america

Oh now I get it 😂

it does satanic things in your head to make you gay so you wont have kids

Jaffa whaaat

Maze bean is a very evil thing

yes indeed it is

We need to kill them all!

How come there’s so many people?

What the heck yall talking bowt

because it was just invented

Ahhhhh

We talking about Maze Beans Daniel lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiT9Fx0W2w8

Mitochondria

Oh of course

yeah they dont only look like mazes because mazes are cool but mazes confuse you and the maze bean will confuse your sexual orientation to gay

We need to educate everyone about the dangers of Maze beans

yeah

🤔

i bet its being injected via vaccines

What does one look like

?

it looks like a bean that has a maze in it

A bean with a maze in it

yup

<:bahahaha:485147430740951041>

it looks like this https://www.google.com/search?q=mitochondria&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiIlpGE7uHhAhUJc60KHUSVBlsQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=mitochondria&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.3...0.0..756...0.0..0.0.0.......0.GYKiQ103QI0&ei=Uby8XMipJYnmtQXEqprYBQ&bih=620&biw=414&prmd=inv&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS805US819&hl=en-US#imgrc=7G9QL6X6c6JrGM

https://images.app.goo.gl/xH73atDrvdB4aaMh6
Here is a picture of a maze bean being fed

We posted that at the same time lol

oof

The maze beans are making us acting like each other

we must tell the common people this atrocity

So these are in our cells?!

yes

😬

Yes they are

How come I don’t like guys then

assalamu le jameakum

Or do they only work on some people?

Al masih kam everyone

Inshallah Allah maekoun

its called the mitochondria, mito means “it” chond means “makes you”, dria means “gay”

mitochondria is power house of a cell

You lot are weird

The government haven’t activated it yet

Something tells me that isn’t the proper definition

what are we talking about

We are talking about maze beans

tf is maze beans

Ikr

Also called mitochondria

it is the proper definition, but since google is controlled by evil satanic government agencies you wont be getting the real definition of mitochondria

The satanic government put mitochondria in our cells to make us gay

but i lucky i have it

yup

I think they making it up as they go along

no

ive done many years of research on this topic

It sounds pretty convincing tbh

Seems like something the government would do to control population

exactly

No wonder. Ive been feeling kind of gay recently..?

I got some of them magic beans off Jack

oh no the mitochondria is turning you gay

im so sorry

Ill inform my girlfriend

Woah

Sorry dad

My phone will just do that sometimes

😦

no because they are infused in to our cells using satanic energy that the evil satanic government agencies have put in them

meaning we cant take them out

Dammm

What are we supposed to do then?

Just live with it

I don’t want gay kids

We need to educate people about it so our next generation won’t become infected

But they can’t help it

It’s satanic magic!

yeah inform the sheeple of the governments doings

gay is literally just in your mind, you can control your own thoughts with enough self control, gayness is a choice

it isn't genetic, that's nonsense

a lie that was told to you by fake science

no its not unfortunately its the mitochondria made by the satanic government agencies

You can’t control it

yeah

thats just to make people think they can't control it, they can though

Why do you think there isn’t any old gay people?

plenty of people went back from gay to straight

yeah

Because it’s recent

exactly

it's obviously a choice

are you sure?

yes

It’s clearly not

it is, it's an agenda being pushed

control your own mind and think for yourself, don't let fake science dictate your owen sexuality

*own

found the party pooper

obviously gay isn't natural, it's abomination

A lot of animals are gay in the wild it is natural lol

no it isn

yeah like frogs

It’s because of the water

it's chemicals that make the lesser minds of the animals act gay

frogs have the satanic mitochondria maze bean

we don't have lesser minds though

we can overcome chemicals

we can actually think with coherence

Or is that what the government want you to think?

gayness is satanic, yes, but it's a CHOICE when humans do it

thats exactly what the satanic government agencies want you to think

they want you to think you can overcome abomination?

they want to make you think it's genetic

Animals do it by choice too
Also can’t we just let people do whatever they want
It aren’t hurting anyone

no they want you to think that you can actually think for yourself when its actually them controlling you

you CAN think for yourself, if you think you don't then you are the brainwashed one.

If everyone was gay at once it would look suspicious so they start off small and get bigger

You need to read this and think for yourself, be set free from the shackles of death

Yeah obvious the people who are gay have been thinking that their choice was right for them

I don’t believe in anything in the bible

And you can’t force people into your beliefs

Psalm 14:1

You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

**Leviticus 18:22 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

```Dust


<22> You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. ```

**Leviticus 18:22 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

```Dust


<22> You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. ```

Leviticus 20:13

**Leviticus 20:13 - King James Version with Apocrypha (KJVA)**

```Dust


<13> If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. ```

to God it's worthy of DEATH

I respect your religion but don’t push it down unto others

So therefore it’s what satin WANTS

Psalms 14:1

That is incredible rude and wrong

why biblebot no do psalms

🤷🏻‍♂️

oh well

Maybe it is down

but we just used it

Don’t know I never use it and any other bot

The bot is online

Psalm 14:1 King James Version (KJV)
14 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

ok

and

i see why they call you bible man

sometimes when u need a verse, the bot doesn't come through

Hi 😃

Hello again Lily

Yes there is under community-guidelines

anyways

What do you think <@341318519868227634>. Do we have satanic maze beans?

gay is a choice, it always has been, always will be, so if you choose to commit abomination, expect to be judged on judgment day

😠

We will see whenever that day happens if it ever will

You all can’t see the truth

Dam right they do

And their little spaceX friends

IKR

They are another “company” faking space flight

And you’ve changed?

I think you mean telescopes

Rivers?

ikr

it's 2019, get with the reality bruh

Everything is taken for granted

Wake up people!

Can we see?

Oh

Do you have a link

I’m curious, I’ve never heard of your sky rivers before

i can post it for you

You mean wind

I’ll do some research tonight

if it's appropriate ofc

dm me it and i'll see

you know what else are considered sheep?

oh here it is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/569610061647708170/569610142912610306/20190420_175556.jpg

yup sheep

np

<@341318519868227634> where are the rivers?

yup because thats how every map ever has looked like

Oh ok

OFC AUSTRALIA IS AT THE TOP OF A MAP HOW COULD I BE SO FOOLISH

I can sort of imagine what your saying <@341318519868227634>

Yea obv

@Royal letsa talk here, no

i like how theres just a piece of land called “land”

Alright, @Royal has been warned for '**Duplicated text**'.

**Isaiah 42:9 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

```Dust


<9> See, the former things have come to pass, and new things I now declare; before they spring forth, I tell you of them. ```

**Isaiah 42:1 - New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)**

```Dust
The Servant, a Light to the Nations

<1> Here is my servant, whom I uphold, my chosen, in whom my soul delights; I have put my spirit upon him; he will bring forth justice to the nations. ```

no its land XD

woah

yeah thats how light works it just stops at exactly half of the earth and i guess were gonna ignore eclipses cuz why not

clearly holograms

It all works too well to be “natural”

Yea!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIyw6xuEJxk

explain this one then globies

inb4 "refraction"

inb4 my conspiracy is actually taken seriously

Meh

down hill

My day is great so far

yeah my day is going pretty nice

Hi Alex

im sam

I’m Oliver

i think im going to come up with a daily conspiracy

Hello Alex!
I am not gonna tell my actual name tho

You could go for years the government covers up so much it’s only a matter of time before it comes out... @eletrick33

indeed

happy easter

to everyone

Al Masih Kam

bunnys dont actually s hit egg ya know

I don't do white people kind of easter

I do religious easter

i'm an arab

i just want the chocolate