Or do they only work on some people?

Al masih kam everyone

Inshallah Allah maekoun

its called the mitochondria, mito means “it” chond means “makes you”, dria means “gay”

mitochondria is power house of a cell

You lot are weird

The government haven’t activated it yet

Something tells me that isn’t the proper definition

what are we talking about

We are talking about maze beans

tf is maze beans

Ikr

Also called mitochondria

it is the proper definition, but since google is controlled by evil satanic government agencies you wont be getting the real definition of mitochondria

The satanic government put mitochondria in our cells to make us gay

but i lucky i have it

yup

I think they making it up as they go along

no

ive done many years of research on this topic

It sounds pretty convincing tbh

Seems like something the government would do to control population

exactly

No wonder. Ive been feeling kind of gay recently..?

I got some of them magic beans off Jack

oh no the mitochondria is turning you gay

im so sorry

Ill inform my girlfriend

Woah

Sorry dad

My phone will just do that sometimes

😦

no because they are infused in to our cells using satanic energy that the evil satanic government agencies have put in them

meaning we cant take them out

Dammm

What are we supposed to do then?

Just live with it

I don’t want gay kids

We need to educate people about it so our next generation won’t become infected

But they can’t help it

It’s satanic magic!