It sounds pretty convincing tbh

Seems like something the government would do to control population

exactly

No wonder. Ive been feeling kind of gay recently..?

I got some of them magic beans off Jack

oh no the mitochondria is turning you gay

im so sorry

Ill inform my girlfriend

Woah

Sorry dad

My phone will just do that sometimes

😦

no because they are infused in to our cells using satanic energy that the evil satanic government agencies have put in them

meaning we cant take them out

Dammm

What are we supposed to do then?

Just live with it

I don’t want gay kids

We need to educate people about it so our next generation won’t become infected

But they can’t help it

It’s satanic magic!

yeah inform the sheeple of the governments doings

gay is literally just in your mind, you can control your own thoughts with enough self control, gayness is a choice

it isn't genetic, that's nonsense

a lie that was told to you by fake science

no its not unfortunately its the mitochondria made by the satanic government agencies

You can’t control it

yeah

thats just to make people think they can't control it, they can though

Why do you think there isn’t any old gay people?

plenty of people went back from gay to straight

yeah

Because it’s recent

exactly

it's obviously a choice

are you sure?

yes

It’s clearly not

it is, it's an agenda being pushed

control your own mind and think for yourself, don't let fake science dictate your owen sexuality

*own