Message from @ElectroquasistaticMagnetoMan
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Yes they are
How come I don’t like guys then
assalamu le jameakum
Or do they only work on some people?
Al masih kam everyone
Inshallah Allah maekoun
its called the mitochondria, mito means “it” chond means “makes you”, dria means “gay”
mitochondria is power house of a cell
You lot are weird
The government haven’t activated it yet
Something tells me that isn’t the proper definition
what are we talking about
We are talking about maze beans
tf is maze beans
Ikr
Also called mitochondria
it is the proper definition, but since google is controlled by evil satanic government agencies you wont be getting the real definition of mitochondria
The satanic government put mitochondria in our cells to make us gay
but i lucky i have it
yup
no
ive done many years of research on this topic
It sounds pretty convincing tbh
Seems like something the government would do to control population
exactly
No wonder. Ive been feeling kind of gay recently..?
I got some of them magic beans off Jack
oh no the mitochondria is turning you gay
im so sorry
Ill inform my girlfriend
Woah
Sorry dad
My phone will just do that sometimes
😦
no because they are infused in to our cells using satanic energy that the evil satanic government agencies have put in them
meaning we cant take them out
Dammm
What are we supposed to do then?
Just live with it
I don’t want gay kids