Me!!!

i cant tell you the number of history presentations i have given where i made stuf up

BAN BALLER

Hello

Haha lol

SpongeBob is biological impossible

That's all I have to say

It's a cartoon

@I-VaPE-ChEMtrAiLS can I ask baller to kill himself or will I get banned?

Probably the second one

U don't get banned

This is what gets you banned

Meh, Pokémon was the only cartoon I liked

Z is a mod so that's why it's kinda tame

Goldsteel deserved it

Lol

<:nasalies:485141702403686403> 🐒

Goldsteel was right

Goldsteel wasnt and never will be right

Well Baller actions against spongebob are punishable by death

Goldsteel was the best of us

Gold knew physics

@Sasowa how do u kill what is already dead

He just didn't have the patience for people who didn't

He could have shown some of that without insult then <:why:492975944445853696>

I shall follow golds footsteps

Imma work at CERN

I agree with goldsteel

Like did you know that Lafayette did his farewell tour in the US 1824 he came over in the ship *Orient*

Nerd

yup

@I-VaPE-ChEMtrAiLS shut up nerd

Zzz

<:thonk:485324336874651650>

@realFlatEarther see, u *probably* sleep in physics classes too and that's why you're an FE

see, you didnt realize i lied and that the Orient was sunk at the battle of the nile

in 1798

French Flagship even

I wouldn't mind working at Cern

118 guns

You don't want to work at CERN, we're spooky and summon demons

@Moist Mayonnaise yo I head they discovered 2 now particles recently

And demons, well all the more reason to work there

@Moist Mayonnaise you hire people from my field, I'm desperate

What's your field

Yeah but you have to sacrifice someone

I'll sacrific ANYONE

@Yoda it's niche enough that if I say it's a dox :(

What

It's not a huge field, and if I'm still studying so if I say you basically know my uni

Wiat

What is your field

nat is a weirdo

Who's nat

big lover

<:smart:484956754489376781>

Big lover?

Oohhh

@I-VaPE-ChEMtrAiLS what is the closest thing to your area of study

<:thonk:485324336874651650>

🤔

Nurse

Caretaker

Mother

Im used to trying to over explain it irl

It's hard to simplify it down

<:angery:486195953410244608>

Plot twist she is actually an FBI agent

just say what department

<:angery:486195953410244608>

I think she's unemployed

Lol

It's its own department <:why:492975944445853696>

well fuck you too

FBI confirmed

I'm an FBI yes

AHH So u ARE UNEMPLOYED

She is watching my computer history

Time to delete

<:why:492975944445853696>

Also unemployed

Hehehe

well i always make sure to go to the CIA every week

GCSB here not FBI

>gay

<:oof:485078292723138572>

Fuck the fbi

Ugh fuck I gotta go

Lectures

hahahaha

🙄

on?

Stupid lectures

Chemistry

Lectues
High school
They're classes lol

We're doing Pauli's exclusion principl I think

Bye

Bye

lame

Nerd also bye

Nat is an interesting species

make me

We must do further experiments on her

😬

Experiments

Whats wrong with experiments

Social experiments

😄

<:smart:484956754489376781>

Bit clinical

Sorry about mentioning my field and then not saying but I'm not cool with saying it in front of 200 strangers lol

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why not

Some of which who think I'm some kind of shill agent because I've got the wrong colour name

It is like asking a gender

Everyone has one

Just like jobs

Unless they dont have one

I've got my reasons

I like my privacy

I respect that

Everyone has a right to their own privacy

Yeah this server is way too public to go into detail

Yea

Lemme suck it

Lemme kick it

What would you want to suck

But also kick

<:thonk:485324336874651650>

@Sasowa

I smell a sexist joke

https://youtu.be/O3pyCGnZzYA

@I-VaPE-ChEMtrAiLS clinical eh, are u a proctologist

Lol

👀

what

ballerrrrr

ouch ignoring me then

what happened to your debate with @Livxly Dxll btw?

*shrug* idk he never replied

Morning folks

@Mr.J evening, from the other side of the globe

its a cold canadian morning here, but quite as the birds

That's a really sweet see mate

@GandalfTheGreen

😮

😂

Who shrunk the kids? 😡

Honey who shrunk the kids?

uuuuuu

*scurries away*

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2018/09/29/earth-could-shrink-330ft-across-particle-accelerator-experiments/

lol

@DrPeper This is really a thing? ☝️

@DrPeper I think he’s pulling our leg. Can you look that up and let me know? I’m getting ready for work.

no

Why not

hahahahhahaahha

because a) its the telagraph b) i am reading a book right now

No a particle accelerator cannot shrink the Earth, what an insanely misinformed pile of ignorance

lmao

😂

Thry r gonna shrink earth

How the hell do people believe that crap lmao

i mean LHC has been going for 8 years

What is LHC

Large Hadron Collider

Oh. Sorry. 😂

@Citizen Z Stop trolling us. 😂

I don't think he's trolling

Tf

How do you think the earth is gonna shrink?

Are you referring to the micro black hole myth?

I’m talking about the article posted earlier by citizen

@DrPeper how did you get my ex girlfriends pic

hacking skillz

I'm honestly living for that picture of May edited to be so pale she looks like a vampire

May?

Theresa may

Um what about her

the photo was heavily editied

Ohhyyyk

Also I can't find the source of that top picture

Which top picture

Apart from being of Merkel and friends in Berlin 1972

I dunno either

@Citizen Z I can actually explain the second one

Of Merkel May and the other one

Baller you cant explain

They form as the light bends due to the change in the temperature of the air currents

It's a rare phenomenon

why would the marine corp be looking for business majors 🤔

If you go again and look at it now, you wouldn't see it

I don't think it's real because Merkel is almost 10 years older than the others but they look the same age

Its because it has to be a nice clear day

I'm gonna say it's fake

What is the picture saying. I dont know. I just found it funny lol

@Citizen Z lol no, go use a pair of binoculars if u want too u cannot see it

The atmosphere needs to be clear day

Not clear, it needs to have different currents with diff temperature

Maybe I am

Stop lying

The picture is saying that they are all friends, reinforcing the deep state conspiracy. But they aren't lol Merkel was 18 and the other two would have been 10 years old. It's not of them

🤔

See there are very few pictures like that

And that's because it's a rare phenomenon

One too many

Its not rare. Ppl see it

<:thonk:485324336874651650>

Stop lying

https://youtu.be/__liPsAYnJs

eh

Plenty of FE evidence

Open your eyes and start being skeptical of the globe

It wont hurt you

Dude

There are a lot of pictures in which u don't see the bottom part of the buildings

Suggesting there's a curve

But when these pics were taken there were no air currents with diff temperatures

Dont see bottom part of buildings cuz of the effect of the law of perspective

Sinking Ship Effect:

The horizon on a flat plane is a consequence of the plane meeting the observer’s line of sight at less than a minute of a degree. The ground is not visible beyond that point, because the angle of view is too shallow. However, the angle of a line straight through the mast and top of the boat form a broader angle and so can be seen while the ground is not visible, so the boat disappears below the horizon bottom first. Eventually, the angle becomes too shallow to resolve the entire boat, when the top of the boat makes an angle with the plane at less than a minute of a degree.

It is verifiable that increasing resolution actually can restore the hulls of ships again, demonstrating that it is not the curve of the Earth that is obscuring the hull, but rather the resolution limits of optics. The law of perspective dictates that objects distant on a plane will appear to disappear bottom first, due to the increasingly shallow angle at farther distances with higher points.

An example of this observation can be seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFhhCYYkILw
You can see the bottom of the ship appear to melt into the horizon as if it is being diffracted and not clearly resolved.
This makes another flat earth justification, and also explains why objects appear to be obscured by the horizon. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458194824911126541/458284527308111882/ship-2.jpg

https://youtu.be/_4c4ubr0y4o

Are you really claiming Newton's third law to be alie

Damn I'll check it out when I reach home

no, he doesnt understand it baller

We on the thrusters in a vaccum thing again

apparently

Also the ship drawing is bs

Honestly I don't care how much it looks like the Earth is flat because I'm going to need a *lot* of evidence to abandon my main man Einstein. It just seems far too many flat earthers easily dismiss his work without too much thought and focus on the globe. I guess I look a this whole thing backwards to most folds.

Why is the water level rising in the pic

@Derpy Panda oh it's because they dont get complicated science

Maybe. Although to be fair most people that defend the globe don't understand it worth a damn either. :-p

Yeah tru

But u don't need to understand Einstein

I'm not claiming to get the math for relativity neither (...yet)

You don't need to understand it to live your life really. But like honestly when people say "gravity doesn't exist" I get the impression that they don't know even 1% of the implications of that. Like honestly I'm not super attached to the globe but I'd have so many question I'd need answers to before I'd accept relativity and all that quantum nonsense aren't accurate. Because that would be probably the luckiest guess in the history of our planet, you know?

wassup mfsss

yo

@Citizen Z wtf was that video

What was the experiment even trying to do