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2016-12-01 23:55:23 UTC

try that

2016-12-01 23:55:27 UTC

Nice one roo

2016-12-01 23:56:15 UTC

Okay, now see how it looks.

2016-12-01 23:56:30 UTC

ok

2016-12-01 23:56:33 UTC

good

2016-12-01 23:56:41 UTC

naisu jobu thank you very much

2016-12-01 23:56:48 UTC

I GOT ME MY COMPUTER BACK BOYOS

2016-12-01 23:56:50 UTC

Si.

2016-12-01 23:57:16 UTC

That doesnt look much different than it did before...am I colorblind

2016-12-01 23:57:24 UTC

Yes.

2016-12-01 23:57:30 UTC

Color is an art.

2016-12-01 23:57:33 UTC

a few shades

2016-12-01 23:57:34 UTC

no, you're just retarded, but that's not too far off

2016-12-01 23:57:39 UTC

^

2016-12-01 23:57:44 UTC

Not like I wanted to get into art anyway

2016-12-01 23:57:48 UTC

@Homu H. I didnt ask you

2016-12-01 23:58:02 UTC

I liked art in high school. My teacher was deaf.

2016-12-01 23:58:04 UTC

wow

2016-12-01 23:58:11 UTC

I'd help out around the classroom

2016-12-01 23:58:15 UTC

yall are mean

2016-12-01 23:58:19 UTC

In return, I could slack off.

2016-12-01 23:58:34 UTC

And I don't ask people if the sky is blue but that doesn't mean a good reminder isnt needed every now and then

2016-12-01 23:58:53 UTC

Is the sky blue?

2016-12-01 23:58:56 UTC

No

2016-12-01 23:59:01 UTC

Fuck.

2016-12-01 23:59:05 UTC

The sky is gay

2016-12-01 23:59:21 UTC

@Homu H. I mean I didnt want your input

2016-12-01 23:59:31 UTC

Well you got it

2016-12-01 23:59:34 UTC

Homu's input is more important than yours

2016-12-01 23:59:34 UTC

IS THE GROUND BROWN?

2016-12-01 23:59:41 UTC

So shut the fuck up and keep eating your glue

2016-12-01 23:59:51 UTC

I like it when homu puts in.

2016-12-02 00:00:05 UTC

@Homu H. eating my glue? The fuck are you on?

2016-12-02 00:00:22 UTC

Why eat glue when you can eat cum

2016-12-02 00:00:24 UTC

I'm calling you retarded again

2016-12-02 00:00:42 UTC

In the words of the Ramones, "Now I wanna sniff some glue, now I wanna have something to do."

2016-12-02 00:01:54 UTC

Well, as far as everyone knows, I do not have any harmful mental condition, but ok

2016-12-02 00:02:10 UTC

Game awards are in two hours

2016-12-02 00:02:11 UTC

Homu knows best

2016-12-02 00:02:14 UTC

what are you cumsluts on about

2016-12-02 00:02:17 UTC

One hour

2016-12-02 00:02:25 UTC

Its 7:02 over here

2016-12-02 00:02:26 UTC

im glad you finally admitted that miller

2016-12-02 00:02:36 UTC

no im the cumslut around here

2016-12-02 00:02:40 UTC

And if its at 8, then its in an hour

2016-12-02 00:02:46 UTC
2016-12-02 00:02:58 UTC

Its 6PM here.

2016-12-02 00:03:10 UTC

Im in the eastern time zone

2016-12-02 00:03:14 UTC

Ohio

2016-12-02 00:03:20 UTC

It's 11 AM here

2016-12-02 00:03:22 UTC

Then it starts at 9 for you.

2016-12-02 00:03:31 UTC

Oh....

2016-12-02 00:03:51 UTC

its 7 pm hhere

2016-12-02 00:03:55 UTC

and miller

2016-12-02 00:04:10 UTC

Please end my miserable life

2016-12-02 00:04:15 UTC

Ok.

2016-12-02 00:04:23 UTC

Thank you for deleting that

2016-12-02 00:04:34 UTC

<:Smug:230338369887010816>

2016-12-02 00:04:46 UTC

<:Smug:230338369887010816>

2016-12-02 00:04:47 UTC

Hey Miller.

2016-12-02 00:04:50 UTC

@Deleted User what do you want?

2016-12-02 00:04:54 UTC

I have a question.

2016-12-02 00:04:58 UTC

What

2016-12-02 00:05:05 UTC

homu is your boss here

2016-12-02 00:05:05 UTC

You two go at the same time

2016-12-02 00:05:09 UTC

you do what he says

2016-12-02 00:05:10 UTC

How do you feel about biceps?

2016-12-02 00:05:14 UTC

Mod homu when

2016-12-02 00:05:15 UTC

@Deleted User please no

2016-12-02 00:05:29 UTC

@Sexy Zombie Roo I dont have them

2016-12-02 00:05:43 UTC

Well, it's never too late to start.

2016-12-02 00:05:56 UTC

Im a fat white kid what do you want me to do

2016-12-02 00:06:07 UTC

and also, whenever I listen to Homu, I always end up feeling all fuzzy inside.

2016-12-02 00:06:09 UTC

Work out

2016-12-02 00:06:09 UTC

with a 10 yr olds body

2016-12-02 00:06:22 UTC

Do what Zyzz would do

2016-12-02 00:06:24 UTC

Be a not-fat white kid.

2016-12-02 00:06:35 UTC

@Deleted User damnit kirk not everyone is lucky to get a beard at 15 like you are

2016-12-02 00:06:40 UTC

Tren hard, eat clen, anavar give up.

2016-12-02 00:06:55 UTC

Don't worry, Kirk doesn't have my hairy arms.

2016-12-02 00:07:17 UTC

I had a dream where i had a massive beard

2016-12-02 00:07:20 UTC

twas good

2016-12-02 00:07:35 UTC

I don't remember what my dream was last night.

2016-12-02 00:08:16 UTC

It was probably about me ๐Ÿ˜„

2016-12-02 00:08:26 UTC

:3

2016-12-02 00:08:31 UTC

ten siht ta kooL

2016-12-02 00:08:32 UTC

Oh now I remember

2016-12-02 00:08:35 UTC

I didn't sleep.

2016-12-02 00:08:54 UTC

Because I knew the VGAs were today...

2016-12-02 00:09:12 UTC

So I said to myself, "If I go to sleep. I'll oversleep."

2016-12-02 00:09:22 UTC

For 24 hours?

2016-12-02 00:09:23 UTC

So I decided to tough it out.

2016-12-02 00:09:30 UTC

Nice

2016-12-02 00:09:31 UTC

Lmao

2016-12-02 00:09:43 UTC

I only slept for 4 hours

2016-12-02 00:09:47 UTC

The longest I stayed up was 96 hours.

2016-12-02 00:09:48 UTC

Its catching up with me

2016-12-02 00:10:17 UTC

I was in 8th grade, felt zombiefied. Now I can barely last a whole day.

2016-12-02 00:10:39 UTC

It was a competition between me and someone else to see how long we can stay awake.

2016-12-02 00:11:02 UTC

I also have a sore throat because my grandma made me read like 5-6 bible bullshit pages aloud

2016-12-02 00:11:05 UTC

96 hours?

2016-12-02 00:11:09 UTC

amature

2016-12-02 00:11:10 UTC

4 days

2016-12-02 00:11:16 UTC

How did you not die

2016-12-02 00:11:18 UTC

iv gone weeks

2016-12-02 00:11:33 UTC

>_>

2016-12-02 00:11:38 UTC

with nothign but an hour here or there

2016-12-02 00:12:00 UTC

I never wanna stay up 24 hours

2016-12-02 00:12:17 UTC

If Im still up at like 2-4 I get lightheaded

2016-12-02 00:12:29 UTC

2-4 am

2016-12-02 00:12:32 UTC

nerds

2016-12-02 00:12:38 UTC

stay up for a week

2016-12-02 00:12:46 UTC

.... A high schooler that doesn't stay up that late. Whoaly sheet.

2016-12-02 00:12:48 UTC

going to school and doing homework and stuff too

2016-12-02 00:13:04 UTC

and have some kind of sports practice every day

2016-12-02 00:13:08 UTC

School isn't a place for smart people. ~Rick Sanchez.

2016-12-02 00:13:09 UTC

Ive gone a little longer like once or twice, but I couldnt think straight

2016-12-02 00:13:15 UTC

Weak

2016-12-02 00:13:18 UTC

Lol rick and morty

2016-12-02 00:13:31 UTC
2016-12-02 00:13:33 UTC

School isn't a place for women. ~Roo Sanchez

2016-12-02 00:13:36 UTC

*true

2016-12-02 00:13:52 UTC

I thought the next season was supposed to start this year...sure we still have a few weeks left, but...

2016-12-02 00:14:31 UTC

I didn't do sports. It didn't feel right when I was taller, faster, stronger, better, hairier... Well, overall more masculine.

2016-12-02 00:14:38 UTC

xD

2016-12-02 00:14:40 UTC

lol

2016-12-02 00:14:55 UTC

i play football, and basketball and baseball, so im always doing something

2016-12-02 00:15:15 UTC

I play nothing

2016-12-02 00:15:38 UTC

Actually, the reason I didn't do sports was as a coach said : " I want [REDACTED] on the team.... But he just doesn't pass his classes."

2016-12-02 00:15:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/254037845847703553/Screenshot_20161201-191531.png

2016-12-02 00:15:49 UTC

I play wih my dick

2016-12-02 00:15:54 UTC

Cool

2016-12-02 00:15:56 UTC

Thanks for sharing

2016-12-02 00:16:00 UTC

wow

2016-12-02 00:16:01 UTC

We totally needed to know

2016-12-02 00:16:10 UTC

Every man does

2016-12-02 00:16:13 UTC

... Did that make it stop growing?

2016-12-02 00:16:17 UTC

That shouldnt be a suprise

2016-12-02 00:16:23 UTC

We know

2016-12-02 00:16:27 UTC

It gets bigger when I pull on it

2016-12-02 00:16:28 UTC

That's why you don't need to tell us

2016-12-02 00:16:36 UTC

Oh yes I do

2016-12-02 00:16:40 UTC

(*ห˜๏ธถห˜*)

2016-12-02 00:16:53 UTC

Use actual lube instead of spit

2016-12-02 00:17:01 UTC

Do you know how much bacteria is in your spit?

2016-12-02 00:17:10 UTC

๐Ÿ‘€

2016-12-02 00:17:30 UTC

Im not gonna tell my parents: "Lol can you get me lotion for my beatoff breaks xD"

2016-12-02 00:17:38 UTC

Im fine with spit

2016-12-02 00:17:45 UTC

.....

2016-12-02 00:17:46 UTC

You might as well dip your dick into a plate of old food

2016-12-02 00:17:47 UTC

Just dont get it in the dickhole

2016-12-02 00:17:55 UTC

......

2016-12-02 00:18:07 UTC

Go dry or use actual luve

2016-12-02 00:18:09 UTC

luve

2016-12-02 00:18:10 UTC

I use as little as possible aswell

2016-12-02 00:18:18 UTC

Spell lube venom

2016-12-02 00:18:35 UTC

Aren't you the one who said he used soap in the shower and it stung?

2016-12-02 00:18:46 UTC

Who?

2016-12-02 00:18:47 UTC

Never use soap

2016-12-02 00:19:12 UTC

ny dudes

2016-12-02 00:19:28 UTC

yall are absolutly crazy

2016-12-02 00:19:32 UTC

Yea

2016-12-02 00:19:34 UTC

In the words of Alien Sex Fiend, "Now I'm Feeling Zombified."

Getting tired. Must pull through.

2016-12-02 00:19:51 UTC
2016-12-02 00:19:51 UTC

๐Ÿ”‡ **#0000** has been **muted** from text and voice chat successfully.

2016-12-02 00:20:00 UTC

fuck thats better

2016-12-02 00:20:12 UTC

danke

2016-12-02 00:20:13 UTC

<:Hitler:230297580477612032>

2016-12-02 00:20:17 UTC

shit

2016-12-02 00:20:23 UTC

that didnt translate

2016-12-02 00:20:25 UTC

THANKS

2016-12-02 00:20:29 UTC

It did translate

2016-12-02 00:20:37 UTC

You're probably a retard if you don't know what it means

2016-12-02 00:20:39 UTC

nerd

2016-12-02 00:20:40 UTC

"danke"

2016-12-02 00:20:40 UTC

Ha

2016-12-02 00:20:43 UTC

Fucking hell

2016-12-02 00:20:45 UTC

you take german too

2016-12-02 00:20:48 UTC

He broke the system

2016-12-02 00:20:51 UTC

I thought it meant Dank. lol

2016-12-02 00:21:08 UTC

danke means thanks in german

2016-12-02 00:21:42 UTC

miller

2016-12-02 00:21:47 UTC

try to make an invite

2016-12-02 00:21:51 UTC

Dont worry Im done

2016-12-02 00:22:26 UTC

I settled it in dms

2016-12-02 00:22:41 UTC

Can I have my inv. perms back

2016-12-02 00:22:51 UTC

no

2016-12-02 00:22:51 UTC

I can confirm, I got a dm about Miller's soap fetish.

2016-12-02 00:22:54 UTC

why

2016-12-02 00:22:58 UTC

Show me the DMs

2016-12-02 00:23:20 UTC

@ya boi nope lol

2016-12-02 00:23:27 UTC
2016-12-02 00:23:28 UTC

I know you fucked a bar of soap

2016-12-02 00:23:32 UTC

You can't hide it from me

2016-12-02 00:23:42 UTC

No lol

2016-12-02 00:23:51 UTC

<:AlsoSmug:230338443010506754>

2016-12-02 00:25:12 UTC

Damn I love throat aches

2016-12-02 00:25:28 UTC

Its great not being able to speak normally

2016-12-02 00:25:41 UTC

And having to clear it of shit every 5 min.

2016-12-02 00:25:44 UTC

Deepthroating is hard

2016-12-02 00:25:45 UTC

you cant have your invite perms back

2016-12-02 00:25:48 UTC

You'll get used to it

2016-12-02 00:25:52 UTC

i also revoked all your invites

2016-12-02 00:25:55 UTC

if you leave now

2016-12-02 00:25:58 UTC

your gone'

2016-12-02 00:26:00 UTC

@ya boi Thats not what I mean

2016-12-02 00:26:08 UTC

so stop trying to escape your roles

2016-12-02 00:26:13 UTC

Why

2016-12-02 00:26:52 UTC

I cant wait for the abuse

2016-12-02 00:27:38 UTC

We're good mods

2016-12-02 00:27:41 UTC

You're in safe hands

2016-12-02 00:27:50 UTC

I hope

2016-12-02 00:27:54 UTC

Jesus christ

2016-12-02 00:28:05 UTC

Nice photoshop

2016-12-02 00:28:25 UTC

thanks ๐Ÿ˜‰

2016-12-02 00:29:04 UTC

@ya boi he doesnt exist

2016-12-02 00:30:14 UTC

Who doesn't

2016-12-02 00:30:30 UTC

Jesus Christ, he doesnt exist

2016-12-02 00:30:39 UTC

I pray to Beardjima every night before bed.

2016-12-02 00:30:49 UTC

Lol

2016-12-02 00:30:59 UTC

Historically, Jesus Christ lived.

2016-12-02 00:31:46 UTC

Religiously.... well.... School isn't for smart people... And I guess church is a kind of school.

2016-12-02 00:32:52 UTC

I had Jehova witnesses come out to the house the other day.

2016-12-02 00:33:02 UTC

They gave me a pamphlet.

2016-12-02 00:33:12 UTC

Roo the New Jew

2016-12-02 00:33:17 UTC

I directed them to my grandma's house.

2016-12-02 00:33:21 UTC

Then went to bed.

2016-12-02 00:35:38 UTC

Still an hour and a half.

2016-12-02 00:35:53 UTC

The things I do in the name of Kojima...

2016-12-02 00:36:48 UTC

"This just in: Idiot white boy found dead from lack of sleep. And up next, is foot fungus evolving? Find out after this short break!"

2016-12-02 00:38:35 UTC

@Sexy Zombie Roo are you an organ donor by any chance?

2016-12-02 00:38:56 UTC

My organs belong to me.

2016-12-02 00:39:04 UTC

Ok, just asking

2016-12-02 00:39:05 UTC

I'll steal them

2016-12-02 00:39:43 UTC

Whos doing that

2016-12-02 00:39:52 UTC

They're mine. There's no other deity in this realm of reality with the proper perfection of genetics to sustain them. So no.

2016-12-02 00:40:28 UTC

@Sexy Zombie Roo I am @godstatus, and i can take whatever the hell i want

2016-12-02 00:41:43 UTC

What they didn't tell you is that you were cloned from my cells.

2016-12-02 00:41:57 UTC

That's why you have that weird freckle on your special place.

2016-12-02 00:42:21 UTC

<@224780830868766720>

2016-12-02 00:42:23 UTC

fuck

2016-12-02 00:42:28 UTC

<@&254044327259537408>

2016-12-02 00:42:32 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2016-12-02 00:42:33 UTC

...

2016-12-02 00:42:48 UTC

YESSSS!

2016-12-02 00:42:55 UTC

#GODSTATUSACHIEVED

2016-12-02 00:43:07 UTC

You don't exist ๐Ÿ˜„

2016-12-02 00:43:09 UTC

Congrats, I knew you had it in you!

2016-12-02 00:43:24 UTC

There was a Robbie Rotten AMA on reddit and it's amazing

2016-12-02 00:44:57 UTC

wepx

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