Ive gone a little longer like once or twice, but I couldnt think straight

Weak

Lol rick and morty

@Sexy Zombie Roo ture

School isn't a place for women. ~Roo Sanchez

*true

I thought the next season was supposed to start this year...sure we still have a few weeks left, but...

I didn't do sports. It didn't feel right when I was taller, faster, stronger, better, hairier... Well, overall more masculine.

xD

lol

i play football, and basketball and baseball, so im always doing something

I play nothing

Actually, the reason I didn't do sports was as a coach said : " I want [REDACTED] on the team.... But he just doesn't pass his classes."

I play wih my dick

Cool

Thanks for sharing

wow

We totally needed to know

Every man does

... Did that make it stop growing?

That shouldnt be a suprise

We know

It gets bigger when I pull on it

That's why you don't need to tell us

Oh yes I do

(*˘︶˘*)

Use actual lube instead of spit

Do you know how much bacteria is in your spit?

👀

Im not gonna tell my parents: "Lol can you get me lotion for my beatoff breaks xD"

Im fine with spit

.....

You might as well dip your dick into a plate of old food

Just dont get it in the dickhole

......

Go dry or use actual luve

luve

I use as little as possible aswell

Spell lube venom

Aren't you the one who said he used soap in the shower and it stung?