Message from @030717

Discord ID: 254044081267671050


2016-12-02 00:30:14 UTC  

Who doesn't

2016-12-02 00:30:30 UTC  

Jesus Christ, he doesnt exist

2016-12-02 00:30:39 UTC  

I pray to Beardjima every night before bed.

2016-12-02 00:30:49 UTC  

Lol

2016-12-02 00:30:59 UTC  

Historically, Jesus Christ lived.

2016-12-02 00:31:46 UTC  

Religiously.... well.... School isn't for smart people... And I guess church is a kind of school.

2016-12-02 00:32:52 UTC  

I had Jehova witnesses come out to the house the other day.

2016-12-02 00:33:02 UTC  

They gave me a pamphlet.

2016-12-02 00:33:12 UTC  

Roo the New Jew

2016-12-02 00:33:17 UTC  

I directed them to my grandma's house.

2016-12-02 00:33:21 UTC  

Then went to bed.

2016-12-02 00:35:38 UTC  

Still an hour and a half.

2016-12-02 00:35:53 UTC  

The things I do in the name of Kojima...

2016-12-02 00:36:48 UTC  

"This just in: Idiot white boy found dead from lack of sleep. And up next, is foot fungus evolving? Find out after this short break!"

2016-12-02 00:38:35 UTC  

@Sexy Zombie Roo are you an organ donor by any chance?

2016-12-02 00:38:56 UTC  

My organs belong to me.

2016-12-02 00:39:04 UTC  

Ok, just asking

2016-12-02 00:39:05 UTC  

I'll steal them

2016-12-02 00:39:43 UTC  

Whos doing that

2016-12-02 00:39:52 UTC  

They're mine. There's no other deity in this realm of reality with the proper perfection of genetics to sustain them. So no.

2016-12-02 00:40:28 UTC  

@Sexy Zombie Roo I am @godstatus, and i can take whatever the hell i want

2016-12-02 00:41:43 UTC  

What they didn't tell you is that you were cloned from my cells.

2016-12-02 00:41:57 UTC  

That's why you have that weird freckle on your special place.

2016-12-02 00:42:21 UTC  

<@224780830868766720>

2016-12-02 00:42:23 UTC  

fuck

2016-12-02 00:42:28 UTC  

<@&254044327259537408>

2016-12-02 00:42:32 UTC  

😃

2016-12-02 00:42:33 UTC  

...

2016-12-02 00:42:48 UTC  

YESSSS!

2016-12-02 00:42:55 UTC  

#GODSTATUSACHIEVED

2016-12-02 00:43:07 UTC  

You don't exist 😄

2016-12-02 00:43:09 UTC  

Congrats, I knew you had it in you!

2016-12-02 00:43:24 UTC  

There was a Robbie Rotten AMA on reddit and it's amazing

2016-12-02 00:44:57 UTC  

wepx

2016-12-02 00:45:04 UTC  

where the ufck has wepx been

2016-12-02 00:45:11 UTC  

^

2016-12-02 00:45:13 UTC  

im about to replace him

2016-12-02 00:45:23 UTC  

Not ^

2016-12-02 00:45:35 UTC  

hes my #2

2016-12-02 00:45:40 UTC  

and hes never here

2016-12-02 00:45:52 UTC  

He has school. And homework.