Roo the New Jew

I directed them to my grandma's house.

Then went to bed.

Still an hour and a half.

The things I do in the name of Kojima...

"This just in: Idiot white boy found dead from lack of sleep. And up next, is foot fungus evolving? Find out after this short break!"

@Sexy Zombie Roo are you an organ donor by any chance?

My organs belong to me.

Ok, just asking

I'll steal them

Whos doing that

They're mine. There's no other deity in this realm of reality with the proper perfection of genetics to sustain them. So no.

@Sexy Zombie Roo I am @godstatus, and i can take whatever the hell i want

What they didn't tell you is that you were cloned from my cells.

That's why you have that weird freckle on your special place.

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fuck

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😃

...

YESSSS!

#GODSTATUSACHIEVED

You don't exist 😄

Congrats, I knew you had it in you!

There was a Robbie Rotten AMA on reddit and it's amazing

wepx

where the ufck has wepx been

^

im about to replace him

Not ^

hes my #2

and hes never here

He has school. And homework.

Replace him with me

No

And girls to chase.

ya so

i have work

He's a growing boy.

and drugs

and girls to chase