>"I'm still unpacking stuff haven't done anything yet"

"I fuck dogs and make fun of lesbians on tumblr"

>wow if i wasnt at work I'd help you unpack

>"y-you too"

>walk out of there

you fucking beta

jesus

>dad was getting piping from hardware store while i got haircut

>mention nice girl i met

she thought you were hot

>"convo, what the FUCK."

stop failing

dude

you should of used the skills I have given you

The good news is you'll have millions more chances just succeed once

find the girl again

tell her you had a bunch of things running around in your head

and needed to concentrate

tell her you would love to hang out and grab a cup of coffee

tell her that

dont ask her

>mfw

just tell her

@Gray h-hello n-nice to s-see you again

d-do you remember me

"0h yeah anon I do, hey"

drink coffee w-with me

"what?"

excuse me i have a workout to continue

lmao I am tying as the africa pill video plays on loop

no say what gray said lol

typing

@Vanguard dude you are going to murder this woman

she is probably so dehydrated right now she needs gatorade stat

hopefully

Typo, multiple bullets

when she dies of dehydration it will be your fault

Stopping power is a joke, shoot until they stop moving

SHE DESERVES TO BE GREEN LIGHTED

@Vanguard would you use a 1200 rpm .22 submachinegun

a fucking uzi

lol

A FUCKING UZI

no, .22
and with a 150 round triple stacked magazine

tec-9

sry

I was thinking about how fun it would be to have one

isnt tec9 9mm?

yes, but there is a street legal version in 22

wew

no but seriously would you actually use a .22 laser beam pistol like that, or do you need more stopping power than 22

you can kill faster with a 22 if you hit center mass

22 rounds shatter and bounce

@Vanguard you're awesome

@Gray interdasting

22 doesn't have the temporsry and permanent wound cavity to incapacitate instantly or near instant

Temporary

lol why is she even talking to you if you represent everything she hates

C E N T E R M A S S

wait im missing out on battle talk

@queenarchitect shes trying to get her nazi scalps

vanguard watch out

you dont need a large wound cavity to kill

because I look good, 6'4, educated, have a massive dong and bank accounts

you need a large temp one

SIX FOOT FOUR?

MASSIVE DONG?

WHAT

>bank account(S)

a body is a hemetically sealed organ

WHAT IS GOING ON

what incapcitates is that being depreasurized

WHY IS VANGUARD TALKING TO 6'4 WOMEN WITH MASSIVE DONGS

dude you are like the guy they meet in the "down under" song from men at work

you basically micro stroke out

bigger holes= bigger de preassure

she wants to catch you and reform you for fb likes

LOL

look at what i did

HE USED TO BE A NAZI

shiett

i tamed this beast

oh, HE'S got the massive dong nvm

its a new trick

make people think they reform nazis

when you have large temp wound channels they pinch and crush on nervous system

pinch spine etc

and they cause controls to fail

aim center mass and keep the fucking trigger down until they stop moving.

Anybody comment on the latest okeefe video?

will inhibit breathing etc at a sub conscious muscle level

your body just shuts down with larger wound channels as more sub systems are blocked as nerves and channels are blocked from expansion ( provided they are not punctured to shit ie lungs, kidneys etc being shot apart)

not true i killed a bear with a blow dart gun

but I don't generally aim for head shots, you can survive a dome shot, multiple hits to center mass shut your body down

was in a tree too

then you can give a head shot from sidearm as they are drowning in blood. It is what they deserve.

yeah that woulddo the trick

i wish i was vangaurd tbh

do you think if we fused together we could turn into him

and hed have to be us

DONT RAPE MY CONSCIOUSNESS

but you can kill much easier with a body shot than head

in fact side torso shot in liklihood you can be killed instantly

true

the arm pit area is fucking catastrophic hit

maximum carnage

you will hemorrhage to death in min

It is the hemorrhaging that kills you in most instances

id like to use a belt fed grenade launcher in combat

have you said anything condescending to that girl yet

lol which girl

i feel thats a special honor not many get

refugee

uh no she replied again I havent looked

definitely use the word AIDS

offer to pay to send her to a refugee camp

I may really lose my shit if I do

it would be funny

she will just block you

i like to sperg on random thots on tinder

I have to get on this call with an analyst to go over his valuation of this wind energy optimization thing we may be bringing into fun

fund

I did some finger math and he seemed off

so I want him to explain his proformas

wind energy optimization huh

what calculations are you using

idk where they are placing the value add at

hm

dead eagles divided by shitlib feels plus soros bux

are they properly calculating the surface area of the device

they said 15 percent increase and 25B value add for wind

so 175B market cap

now im confused

175*0.15= 26.25 off hand

so is you going off total market cap

DA FUCK YOU USING NIGGA

EXPLAIn

deep state science

I wanted to know like no shit what is the companies mean top end profit numbers

what is cost sans like land etc because idgaf as this cost savings doesnt affect that

I want to know how it fits variable wise in the value stream

then tax subsidies etc so if this amps top end total KWh gain, does that result in extra tax treatment on the macro end

its all about the shekels

this kid is a yid so he better tell me or I will flip out and want him fired

hahaha

but I am fairly autsie on math

alas

i like math

my commander gave his concept of fires and had me do fire support overlays and I planned targets based on terrain, pre registered, used google earth to do dist and pop grid locations and made it into a quick excel sheet for arm bands so we can call for it fast in field and was like here is my weaponized autism sir lmaoo

I love fire support and artillery/mortars/machine guns you can ass rape if you are good at math

lol the girl on bumble bent the knee and I think is splooshing to death

other is just being a snark little cunt and sounds stupid so I would rather talk to the Medical Doctor than some cunt who cant even spell

yeah you can

knowing math well to blow shit up is a good skill

@Vanguard are you good at arithmetic or do you also know calculus and stuff

@Convo how much math did you have to take

i only had to go thru calc 2

me?

all of it

damn

physical chemistry is the most annoying class in the world

i think it made me more mad than anything

i liked calculus and physics but muh brain wasn't good enough for the math

me too that's why I did finance

lol imagine me being a civil engineer

discording while doing bridge calcs

1940_bridge_collapse.bat

i showed you that wiggly bridge that one time right

where were we?

idk we watched the video together

@Gray check trs voice chat

@Convo I took CAL 2

i didnt do Dif E

I wasnt engineering and only needed CAL 1 for business but took CAL 2 for personal enjoyment

I did bio chem 1, env B, Atro physics for my science core

astro

wew

mfw you are talking to clients on investors and findings of chem engineers on speaker phone while doing dry fire practice with a 1911

@Vanguard i want to 🅱ecome operator

tell me what to do

what classes do i take

train nigga

operator? as in weapons or skool

take civ weapons and shooting classes

where

how do i find them

just google?

https://tacticalresponse.com/collections/training

all over

I did a combat pistol course with Chris Costa years back

there is a lot of professional mil trained classes these days and some big names

@Convo some 10/10 thicc likely italian girl that i was crushing on for a long ass time basically asked to see jurassic world with me but i had already seen it so i told her that and left

so iktf

i was put on the spot, that's my excuse

u faggot

if you had a rapport with her and liked her

jurassic world is semi lit

she was my pharmacist and would always fix her hair in the mirror before she rang me out

there really is no excuse

@Vanguard thanks man, theres a branch within driving distance of where i am now

im gunna sign up

mfw never going to be PMC merc in a Mercedes G Wagon or Hanomag going to shoot dinosaurs with automatic weapons

@Convo you are welcome my son

i was caught off guard

wow you could have had med bbys by now

dude richard is now richard vandal

Richard B. Enis

https://twitter.com/emilygorcenski/status/879718735271088128

have fun in this thread

(((Berlin)))

possible but unlikely

i think the majority of that stuff was in my head

she was way too hot to have any genuine interest

bruh your pharmacist isn't gonna start talking to you about the latest jew movie for no reason

s-she would always ask about my tshirts too >.>

"Trans Data Scientist" GAS

oh, anon, you like final fantasy 7??

y-yes

*walks away^

she didn't wanna get bleached by some anglo she wanted you anon

WHATEVER

https://twitter.com/marinafang/status/879780001465458688

she wasnt tan at all

so upset

she looked like a cuter version of that actress sasha gray

from entourage

the television show

hey wait a minute

uhuh sure buddy

I feel like you're not telling the complete truth somehow

she was definitely cuter

similar booty too

owo

that was a fun show

i really like ari

always yelling hehe

gas urself

lmao another senior officers kid I grew up with just died on his 5th DUI

lmao

by dick head

how fucking hard is it to not be a stupid fuck

wew

@northern_confederate f u shlomo

I drink like a mu fucka but dont go out and troll my truck on zaxax and dope

ayyy you give schlomo whatever the fuck he wants

people with DUIs arent white

how can you even get 5