Message from @northern_confederate
Discord ID: 329326701454557184
*puts on gayflag filter*
LOOK AT THAT SHIT
>be convo
>go get hair cut
>9/10 anglo haircutter, ~20y/o, looks like zooey deschanel
>"so what do you do here"
>"I-
I'm a phd student here"
>wow anon that's so amazing
>"I'm still unpacking stuff haven't done anything yet"
"I fuck dogs and make fun of lesbians on tumblr"
>wow if i wasnt at work I'd help you unpack
>"y-you too"
>walk out of there
you fucking beta
jesus
>dad was getting piping from hardware store while i got haircut
>mention nice girl i met
she thought you were hot
>"convo, what the FUCK."
stop failing
dude
you should of used the skills I have given you
find the girl again
tell her you had a bunch of things running around in your head
and needed to concentrate
tell her you would love to hang out and grab a cup of coffee
tell her that
dont ask her
>mfw
just tell her
d-do you remember me
"0h yeah anon I do, hey"
drink coffee w-with me
"what?"
excuse me i have a workout to continue
lmao I am tying as the africa pill video plays on loop
no say what gray said lol
typing
she is probably so dehydrated right now she needs gatorade stat