MFW was going to ride and on certain days a week the orthodox head priest rides horses at your barn

Asked him if he was practicing to retake the holy land

Be like me

Friend makes a joke about her husband stating that she wears the pants
Call husband a weak FAGIT with no balls or cock and watches wife get railed.

lolol

wew

wait why would you watch

Not me him

lol I have friends whose wives hate me because after hanging out they get their balls back momentarily

He watches

one refused to let me into the wedding

but they are divorced now and I got the you were right the whole time

honestly you're doing them a favor

I KNOW I AM RIGHT

They're too dumb to realize

Yes the wives get nervous around me cause I'm like "laundry? What's that"

I dont do a womans work

you know why they call me cracker? because my ancestors were whip crackers

"Kitchen? You mean the grill"

check your white priv

lol til

lololol miss my time in TN

me and roommate would hit the grill and the outdoor fire place, grill meat/shit we hunted and his fiancee and which ever lady friend I had at time would be running the kitchen

did we talk yet about the $400 juicer that has DRM, can be remotely disabled, only juices premade $7 8oz packets that could be squeezed quicker **by hand**, and it's made by israelis

i dont believe so

Be like me cut down large tree by hand with small hatchet.
Friends wife says in front of friend "oh honey u could never do that"
Tell woman you are a disgraceful Nasty woman and demand husband slaps her ass repeatedly

but im familiar

@northern_confederate the squeezed jew.

We are all rough housing one day

Wife's friend says "don't hurt him Asgardian"

I was like you better body slam that Bitch

you can learn a new way to hate them every day it's amazing

@FylnnGardian one time I got pretty autistic about why women shouldn't vote. End result was every woman in the room wanting to kill me.

These guys provide these women with such a outstanding quality of life and they disrespect them like this publicly? I get so fucking mad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i once got kicked from a WoW guild for typing #repealthe19th in guild chat

Lol

Hahahha

>when you're both gay and alpha

>playing wow

lol

>username jckdnovan6969

CALL THE JIDF IDGAF

The ONE time a stronger larger man comes around this is how you treat your husband? Fucking pathetic i couldn't believe it

this is why ill never let my wife near you

wtf i want to go horseback riding on my estate

U have an estate?

nope she never will

reee

Haha

Nanners is bourgeois scum.

Whoa

Hold on lemme get my knight uniform on and find my horse brb

😂😂

Seize the reins of transportation.

this is the same mistake steve jobs made 15 years ago

Well I was a Knight IRL I was a MEGA LARPER

Did you buy horse armor?

lel

I worked at midevil times lol

http://pitchfork.com/news/71475-radiohead-israel-performance-protested-by-thurston-moore-roger-waters-desmond-tutu-more/

TOP

KEK

tbh I really want to trample antifa protestors from horse back that shit would be dank

Aye

When I got redpilled I went from hating this to buying any bands cds that did this.

But you don't want to get the horse hurt

That horse would be worth 9000 antifa heads.

get barding done

kek

Antifa will try to eat the horse like the walking dead.

War horses charging into battle

noice

Can we get war dogs too?

>tfw no trusty steed of commie stomping.

>buying cds because the artists believe that jews are evil white oppressors against noble browns

>buying cds

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friesian_horse

tbh want

Beautiful

It is believed that during the Middle Ages, ancestors of Friesian horses were in great demand as war horses throughout continental Europe. Through the Early Middle Ages and High Middle Ages, their size enabled them to carry a knight in armour. In the Late Middle Ages, heavier, draught type animals were needed. Though the breed nearly became extinct on more than one occasion, the modern day Friesian horse is growing in numbers and popularity, used both in harness and under saddle. Most recently, the breed is being introduced to the field of dressage.

I shall name it Battle Cat

get one 17H+ tall

@badtanman
>buying digital files that zog can take away when they kill the internet.

Nice!

>buying music

>antifa kicks horse, horse kicks the fuck out of them and sends them flying

>be me on horse with a club bashing skulls in

>immorally stimulating aural nerves for pleasure

do you even pence

so true

>claiming to be "red pilled"
>being able to hear

heavy larping induced by binge watching vikings

I can picture it already, mate... A right wing safety squad shield wall was formed, spears and clubs gleaming in the sun, then suddenly they split and like 50 Right Wing Riders charge into the ground fucking Antifa's shit.

hope you enjoy your passive brainwashing

>claiming to be redpilled

>can see

@Accipiter we will stage cavalry in back and when main body makes contact we break off and ride in Gladiator style

thats step 2

Ha! Them light rays gon'a get you