https://twitter.com/ReturnOfTheOrb/status/851634824989335553

https://twitter.com/rex_caerulus/status/851636486239920128

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Go easy on te make up taylor

Aryan waifu

@Caerulus_Rex Shouldna said dat bout dapesh mo sawn

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/24/us/politics/hr-mcmaster-trump-islam.html?_r=0

It's over

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two of my cats have gone missing

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if found, please end my fucking life

wait no

Do you have asian neighbors?

if not found, end my fucking life

They've been eaten by chinks

Better check out back behind those ethnic restaurants

thats not cool fam

Sorry man, good luck finding them.

poor kitties

oh noes, im sorry slug

my cat takes one day a year to dissappear for 36 hours and i freak out, but she comes back home

>one day a year
>36hrs
🤔

I have no idea how it happened

you know what i meant lol

I want to drink myself into a coma but I have no booze

I love those cats

SARGON

NO

DELET

@Caerulus_Rex That's a damn good one

I disagree I like it

i know that feel slug

Press F to pay respects to Slug2_'s cats

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I refuse to believe they died

Dogs never die

theyll be back

how long has it been?

They got like 8 more lives

All dogs go to heaven?

a few hours

I agree, they'll come back.

are they normally outside?

it rained really hard today

no

they are indoor cats

oh, well, go look for them

We did.

it's dark outside now

Did you micro chip them?

:/

yes

cats feel the need to wander sometimes

Did you micro agreesive them?

they probably laid down somewhere safe till the rain blows over

Go to the vet and have them track them

my cat dissappeared in 20 degree weather and came back fine

I'm still worried though

I love that game!

Guybrush Threepwood

It'll work out. I'm sure.

@SLUG2_

@Caerulus_Rex "and you can tell jews," "yes i will bomb random syrian airfields"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJy7CW8q_Q