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2018-07-22 03:05:21 UTC

ancap is already fixing mexico

2018-07-22 03:05:48 UTC

>Ancap is Fixing mexico
>Mexico just voted socialism into the presidency

2018-07-22 03:05:58 UTC

One of these is a fact.

2018-07-22 03:06:05 UTC

a bunch of avocado producer formed their own cartel and private military to kick out the drug cartel AND government officials trying to tax them

2018-07-22 03:06:22 UTC

Not gonna lie, that sounds pretty badass.

2018-07-22 03:06:24 UTC

Is that the one village where they all have guns?

2018-07-22 03:06:34 UTC

Cause it sounds amazing

2018-07-22 03:06:46 UTC

The Avocado Cartel overtaking the Drug Cartel.

2018-07-22 03:06:48 UTC

They 1776ed themselves

2018-07-22 03:07:00 UTC

avocado is big business

2018-07-22 03:07:15 UTC

I mean they are smart. They made a product privately funded a militia

2018-07-22 03:07:21 UTC

I'm gonna go eat a damned avocado now.

2018-07-22 03:07:36 UTC

In solidarity.

2018-07-22 03:07:45 UTC

Too expensive for me. And I dont like them

2018-07-22 03:08:00 UTC

they're a good replacement for butter and mayo

2018-07-22 03:08:08 UTC

really popular here in SoCal

2018-07-22 03:09:16 UTC

Socialist california?

2018-07-22 03:09:55 UTC

I literally spoke bout thsi to my generally antigun mother

2018-07-22 03:10:11 UTC

Basically went see, guns are also a tool of freedom

2018-07-22 03:12:07 UTC

Guns are tools of power, not freedom.

2018-07-22 03:12:17 UTC

Freedom is when power rests in the individual.

2018-07-22 03:12:52 UTC

Damn thats worded better

2018-07-22 03:12:55 UTC

Therefore, an armed individual is a free individual.

2018-07-22 03:13:58 UTC

I've actually been reading a lot lately. I've gotten REAL acquainted with the founding fathers' concepts.

2018-07-22 03:14:52 UTC

Avocado makes everything better.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/470428490211131416/dinner_part_2.jpg

2018-07-22 03:15:26 UTC

Except millenials apparently

2018-07-22 03:28:03 UTC

avocado ๐Ÿคข

2018-07-22 03:28:50 UTC

cracked the code on snot in the form of undercooked potatoes

2018-07-22 03:33:30 UTC

Actually, this doesn't seem like such a good idea. I'll take my coffee black and in a cup.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/470433178390233099/avolatte.jpg

2018-07-22 03:38:21 UTC

For everything else, though. ๐Ÿ‘

2018-07-22 03:39:13 UTC

that has to be the most millenial thing I have ever seen in my life

2018-07-22 03:39:32 UTC

Undercooked potatoes, Radcliffe? Maybe you need to let that avocado ripen.

2018-07-22 04:02:45 UTC

Dunno what's the obcession with avocados

2018-07-22 04:03:21 UTC

It isn't even good compared to other fruits

2018-07-22 04:03:26 UTC

Tho it is versatile

2018-07-22 06:36:20 UTC

Guacamole w/Pico de Gallo

2018-07-22 06:36:21 UTC

i've had avacado twice. it was ok both times

2018-07-22 06:36:55 UTC

Good on it's own.

2018-07-22 06:37:07 UTC

Great with chips

2018-07-22 17:29:54 UTC

Avocado is relatively inoffensive as long as it's not the focal point. Seconded for guac being good though

2018-07-22 17:31:52 UTC

Did someone say guac? I can hear Jeb! running over now.

2018-07-22 18:20:37 UTC

Did anyone try Yeb Guac?

2018-07-22 18:21:09 UTC

I wonder if the recipe is there still

2018-07-22 20:33:31 UTC

Yeb!

2018-07-22 20:56:32 UTC

Oh shit

2018-07-22 20:56:35 UTC

The legends were true

2018-07-22 20:58:54 UTC

Not the full recipe though

2018-07-22 20:59:10 UTC

I want those secret ingredients m8

2018-07-22 22:18:07 UTC

ARRREE GOTTA GUARD THAT SECRET FORMULER

2018-07-22 22:18:20 UTC

moneymoneymoneymoneymoney

2018-07-22 22:31:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/470719507493814284/8YoKsLw.png

2018-07-22 22:32:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/470719731750535178/aBe5vjt.png

2018-07-22 22:49:08 UTC

I want crayons with my meal

2018-07-22 22:49:11 UTC

No book

2018-07-22 22:49:17 UTC

Crayons as a side

2018-07-22 23:55:43 UTC

Aaaaaah crayons, the tide pod of the day

2018-07-23 01:21:21 UTC

Guac rocks, but just say no to cilantro.

2018-07-23 01:24:31 UTC

Mmm grayons

2018-07-23 05:40:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/470827489090863105/1500257680160.jpg

2018-07-23 05:42:11 UTC

Gandhi is secretly an Ancap god.

2018-07-23 05:42:27 UTC

Knows his preferred weapons.

2018-07-23 05:43:27 UTC

RECREATIONAL NUKES

2018-07-23 06:05:10 UTC

It used to be just a big, but now they made it into a feature of the game.

2018-07-23 10:38:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/470902437495177216/yyKGLKk.jpg

2018-07-23 10:40:13 UTC

Pornhub comments are a gift to the universe

2018-07-23 15:11:33 UTC

I just go to read the comments.

2018-07-23 15:13:15 UTC

Yeah... Just the comments

2018-07-23 15:16:21 UTC

Like I read playboy for the articles

2018-07-23 15:40:24 UTC

Or porn for the plot

2018-07-23 15:40:26 UTC

Oh wait...

2018-07-23 15:41:19 UTC

I can't read so I look at the boobies

2018-07-23 17:26:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/471005143584735242/image.jpg

2018-07-23 17:26:35 UTC

The math problems are here

2018-07-23 19:12:21 UTC

Classic Ireland

2018-07-23 19:24:33 UTC

Xd whats the point??/

2018-07-23 19:26:24 UTC

the point is fuck da police? ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-07-23 19:32:44 UTC

Just when I think we've gone too far, I'm shown that we haven't gone far enough.

2018-07-23 19:51:58 UTC

(faith in humanity rises)

2018-07-23 21:14:51 UTC

Is that the Indian guy who prays to Trump?

2018-07-23 21:15:04 UTC

Is this cultural appropriation?

2018-07-23 21:39:56 UTC

nah, they don't have guns and flags

2018-07-23 22:40:54 UTC

#nottheirpresident

2018-07-24 03:43:40 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/471160514987294730/0d349342a757756f22ab5e13c1c00558.png

2018-07-24 03:51:26 UTC

XD is that rollercoaster tycoon

2018-07-24 03:51:50 UTC

that or like trains simulator

2018-07-24 03:51:55 UTC

*trans

2018-07-24 03:51:59 UTC

jk

2018-07-24 10:01:07 UTC

looks like railroad tycoon

2018-07-24 10:52:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463059337162653716/471268554017079296/PI6hrJQ.png

2018-07-24 10:57:57 UTC

Yes please!

2018-07-24 19:03:59 UTC

No. This is how mummy ghosts gain a corporeal form.

2018-07-24 20:39:43 UTC

But I want the mummy powers

2018-07-24 20:44:54 UTC

I think I just threw up in my mouth

2018-07-24 22:24:48 UTC

Can I have some of that, too?

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