@Deleted User @WOODY Helping others is something that's heavily emphasized by Christian values, upon which most of Western civilization is built, but the main focus of Christianity's "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is the poor and disabled that are right in front of you, as opposed to the Democrats' "Oh no, these people halfway around the world are so disadvantaged! We must help them!"

Unless this is the room

perhaps swapping over to <#398973785426100234>

for now

Then dunno if its right to call it te Newsroom

@Timcast At this point I'd almost recommend creating a new <#398858182455459853> and renaming this channel

Cause this will be the first shit people see when they join

Oh god

like Tommy C 😉

I agree

@GingaBomber I think you mean 10 minutes after they join

They will see it

I think.

Well they can see it, 10 mins is just before they can reply

I don't know if I wasn't able to see anything for 10 minutes or everybody was just silent for >10 minutes when I joined last night

no, I could see people typing when I first joined

@Revan earlier all channels were without history

for users

maybe it was that

Yeah, that's true

Maybe that was it

Well, I can say that with confidence.

i could type right away but i joined yesterday

@Timcast any mods can we have a channel for discussion/debate please? a voice channel would be good too.

Hey everyone!
Just joined today

Wanted to say hi

Hellow

hi

Shh hes working

Dont startle the pool

sorry 😐

Oooh, we could call Tim's followers "The Pool"

The pool

So is this the general chat channel?

Oh god

Well what appears to be

At this point, basically

until we get proper rules, its anarchy

Anarchy with some leadership

Oo

we don't know because the server isn't set up yet.

lol

Anarchy can be fun

Then again, maybe spamming will give them the initiative to speed that up

Lol

Lol, only sense of rules I got was Tim telling me Gorilla was for lolz

lol @TommyC i am literally watching breakfast and beer so i know how much you love tim pool ♥

wtf is happening in voip

No clue

A voice of reason on this uncertain time

Whos that?

The POOL

Heh

Back to work
See you all later

@dark twain 😉

😀

I this all the admins are doing

What is?

Oh a question

A few voice chats

Thought you were saying "This is the admins doing"

I have no idea what they did

Add channels

Well, voice ones

a few voice channels

that was it

More than a few.

Joking

Bruce get real powers already

These people are babies first admin

Also, you can hear us right Bruce?

I'm dealing with dad right now so no.

Ahh goood

Can Tim make an Android channel

Hmm, he is a gadget reviewer afterall.

Though I never actually browsed that part of his franchise.

He has one right?

Yeah he actually made a video talking about how he was switching to Andeoid I believe.

It's the obvious, better choice

Never buy anything Apple

was geht

sers

deutsche invasion auf dem discord

I bought Huawei

But only cause I dont trust apple

tough job

Want to risk the ire of your own government however?

Like is it true that you can get arrested for self defense?

depends

always depends

but basicly yes, prosecutor decides tho

Yeah, guess as long as there is some eyes with Tim, or anyone

witnesses are always gppd in those cases

A Small Price to pay I guess.

it wont come to it i hope

going to hamburg was... maybe not the best idea

munich, cologne or berlin

im sad tim got such a bad impression

Heh, maybe give him a reason to. I never got to imagine Tim hanging around friends, cause well... They are usually youtubers or "famous" people in general that end up in the vids.

youtubers are all part of a secret cabal

Laci and SArgon have ben friends since they were inducted at an early age

i like how you said "inducted" instead of you know, the normal way of saying it, befriending.

no no

the Cabal inducts young people and trains them to be youtubers

EXPOSED

Casey neistat is the leader

Huh, so is there a youtube casting couch?

he was appointed Director of the Cabal a couple of years ago

dtube and steemit are too cumbersome and the money behind makes no sense

Tim give us our Android master-race channel so we can discuss the superior phone.

yes

So Tim, just wondering, how do you prepare the speaking for your videos? Script, talking points, notes, or just the gift of the gab?

i load the sources for the things I want to say and the just talk

i write scripts if its a complicated story but usually dont

damn Tim, you almost sound like you hit peak Despair/Disbelief in the latest video

if people are willing to believe that white house staff erected a transmission tower on the south lawn we are doomed

you can make a video about the youtube cabal and their secret illuminati rituals they do in front of the webcams

we call it the mini illuminati

now that we know, is it really a secret anymore

Me, luke rudkowski, lauren southern and casey neistat briefly hung out in DC during the inauguration

we were awaiting our orders from the illuminati

*execute order 66*

but in russian i suppose

are the Minilluminati competition to the Reptilluminati?

Timpooluminatus

Well, now I cant imagine Pool any other way now. Too serious in the vids, even the half hour in the HS stream.

Shitposter extrodinaire

i am reading fire and fury *right now* - its pretty bad haha... they mention Gamergate as Bannons secret Construct as planed by the Mercers! But Tims Video is a nice distraction now 🐒

we're doomed

people actual believed trump had his staff build a transmission tower on the South lawn.....

the south lawn is visible from the street

Maybe it's just really small

The tower is actually inside Trump's toupee

Squirrel-sized transmission tower

why wouldnt they just hook up a set top box....

Prove me wrong

Also Tim let me make emojis for your server

This admin you got only added voice chats

@Kori Tainaka Actually, I think the even worse thing is that they didn't make the mods display separately from all the other users

Lol

All I can do is delet shit

Baby's first admin

@Bruce That's still more power than the rest of us have

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It also sounds distinctly anti-free speech, which is odd for Tim

I think Tim is allowed to silence people who want to post things like CP

Time to delet hate speech

Can't have anything that offends C-16

fuckin' nazis

Gas the nazis with the commies

<:AnThink:379421375225659392>

Eh, why stop there? Gas everybody.

Nah

<:HYPERTHINK:351211608493522944>

yes.

OH SHIT

so this is where shit breaks down

I think we should ban the word "Gas" as hate speech :P

lol

whats the difference between politics and religious beliefs

in amny ways they overlap

abortion for instance

so if you said Trumpism was your religion and you thought he was the messiah

then when people punch you it would be a hate crime

Also dabbing on people is an act of violence so that's banned too

lolol

oh shit

Wait, I had a better idea than banning "gas" as hate speech

Ban "hate speech" as hate speech

🤔

Tim

Let

Me

Give you emojis

Its my drug

you want to make emojis?

Don't listen to him.

Yeyeye

He's trying to get the server hooked

He's ruined 5 already

Wot

im going to force everyone to have a designation instead of a name and everyone profile image will be a gray face 😐

no cultural appropriation

no offensive memes

Oof

I can see it now. "Hey ServerMember12534, how's it going?"

SM8395

"Oh, not bad ServerMember 9812

words are offensive

Discord's 4 digit numbers are entirely random

And it's not in relation to anything

Mine wasn't, mine was chosen by the devil

true

But @Timcast, haven't you heard that numbers can be racist?

We should use only symbols

I added a hate speech room

Lel

@Timcast how about a channel where you do announcements like your new videos? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPj9IFzo6-8

the more news thats coming out now is just making me feel like we're in the twilight zone...

Oh hey @Timcast, if it helps any, not everybody is a total slave to what the media says. I believe everything you say 100% except for the bit where you say not to trust everything you say.

Truly Skeptic™️

We should get a role for that 😝

i think there should be a good news of the day channel, along with all the other news. something to bring faith back to humanity

i've checked the math. it works out

@Bryanluvzyou Half the time the message of the day in the good news channel would just be "There isn't a nuclear holocaust yet"

haha

The other half of the time it would be "man rescues kitten from tree"

Well, traditional rulers are too inaccurate

or like stories about the school asking for "dads" to show up to a son and father lunch, but some who didn't have dads. then there are like 200 that show up for it

just little bits of smile through it all

We need to use hands as a measurement, like when measuring a horse's height

like gandalf talking to lady gladrial about hobbits and small bits of happiness and hope fight back the dark

Hey Todd.

You can't talk for 10 minutes, but you can still communicate through reaction emotes

🐄

https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=10339

Oh boy. You know it's going to be an eventful week when Yvette Falarca makes the news (again)

... https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/949449224181166080

@Timcast If you haven't already started researching it, you may want to cover the Spectre and Meltdown issues with processors

@Timcast eyo
I made some emojis for ya
do you know how to add them?

<:timfoil:399348901150195712>

<:thinking_tim:399348890626686978>

here they are

@Kori Tainaka lol @ timfoil

<:smug:298656347648425984>

I'm so glad there's another political server that isn't alt-right Jew-haters

another?

It's nice to have a somewhat-centrist server

there is another? another nother? my english escapes me

@AC says sub to PewDiePie fuck jews

Well, there goes the server. /leaves

baibai

Am I the only one who finds it weird how wide the slashes here in Discord are?

they're at least 1.3 times as wide as I think they should be