Pedophile Rape jokes

@Undead Mockingbird I was going to say everyone except the French

If he was Republican the left would demand that Disney fires him and would support their desicion immensely.

Do you understand how much maple syrup they have inflicted on the world?

less than you Yanks with your CORN syrup!!

Maple syrup is where it's at boi!

What dat Mean?!

is he in?

damn manchin aye

Did we won?

Its gonna be a assclencher

Brett is in I heard.

Is Tim gonna have to vote Trump now?

Tim will vote Bernie. He likes him some of my taxes.

This is gonna be intense.

lol

gib

Tim will just vote Vermin Supreme

@Timcast Admit it - you are just going to spend it all on beanies.

he only needs 1 beanie

CHECKMATE, TIMCAST.

Hey @Timcast. Do you ever ***wash*** that beanie of yours? Or do you have multiple pairs like it?

They are easy to wash.

I have tons of them.

I dont get this senate thing at all

They did some roll-call and everyone was like "aye" or "nay"

Now that center woman is naming them all one by one and going "No"

Tuition Free Beanies

Idk wtf is going on now

Yeah he's going through

Low quality beanies start to scratch and itch when you sweat.

Just blow up the Senate Designated Survivor style.

If manchin voted no.

Sorry I mean yes

Manchin must really fear for his seat.

So fucking slow like feinstein

@Atkins if I were him I would

Feinstein is a pos.

Government speed at work @Rabbi Shekels

Yeah definitely a pos

Just like Pelosi

Yeah ...

funny how the wamen are all bitches in congress 😛

Pelosi just has dimensia

<https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2018-midterm-election-forecast/senate/west-virginia/>
This makes him look secure but frankly I don't trust Nate Silver.

What's going on here? Are they trying to prevent Kavanaugh from getting his seat by upping the nos?

51-48 i think thats it

If it was according to me, I would elect creepy porn lawyer for president, then drive him down in an open car and revoke his security detail.

Manchin cancelled out Murkowski.

Supreme Court Justice positions should be decided by Tokyo Drift style racing

You have to race Vin Diesel

I would watch the dealio myself, but I'll probably just find it cringy.

I don't trust Silver either

thank god John McCain kicked it before this vote

Murkowski is secure and may not be seeking reelection anyway.

McCain's tumor deserves a medal.

Did murkowski vote Yes?

51-49now .....

Yeeaah

No Murkowski voted no.

OMFG that close?

Just nuke the whole place.

No shit

Fuck her

https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/1048222455033212929

Wow lisa mukowski voted no shes repub

wtf

We're better off starting fresh.

@Atkins wow fuck her shes getting voted out for sure

That means a Dem voted Yes

Manchin?

yeah

Whatever gets him through

lets play a game,

Guess which senator isn't gonna make it through the next election cycle? 😛

WOOOOOOO

WE DID IT

He made it?

ONE MORE VOTE

Murkowski is dead in the water

Murkowski has four years left on her term. She was reeelected in 2016.

Murkowski is as dirty as McBrain was.

Lmao McBrain

The moment her seat comes up she's out

She's either a) hoping everyone forgets by then or b) not seeking reelection anyway.

There is another vote on Saturday and if it's the same as this he gets in.

@Dr.Wol lmao 🤣

just get all the dems on one of the epstein pedo islands and nuke the place from orbit

I think Murkowski was a no on ACA repeal, too.

Wow...it's almost like this entire circus was pointless <:TimThink:482277772497125378>

Just a swamprat.

The procedure to invoke cloture has passed in the senate

good

@Dan V the strategy now will be to delegitimize the entire supreme court.

oof

TimVid!!

The debate is now officially over and the final vote to confirm Kavanaugh into the Senate is all that's left

He's going to be in.

The democrat line will be that anything Kavanaugh votes on will be illegitimate and therefore they can ignore it.

Flake voted yes btw

@Atkins so then revoking precedence shouldn't matter. Therefore, no more protests

I'm cool with deligitimizing the entire federal judiciary. That will backfire hard on the Dems' pet activist judges like the one in Hawaii.

that's true. he will have an ongoing target on his back. people have goldfish memories, but they don't forget their vendettas - see Ford

naaaayyy lmao

This is why I don't like seeing these kinds of things.

Too butclenching intense.

There's still one more vote.

30 hours from now.

Plenty of time for all sorts of shenanigans.

They used to brawl in Congress. We should bring that back. Would be 10x more honest than this charade.

***buttclenching!***

This was just a vote to 'end debate'.

If it takes a 6-3 conservative SCOTUS to obtain wide consensus that the federal judiciary is uacceptably usurping power from the elected branches that works for me.

Yes, they will pull more BS.

This will provide plenty more entertainment before it's over.

Next they will say that he never owned a dog.

I'm sure Soros will send a rent-a-mob or two to try to close down the Capitol before the vote.

^

Soros is my role model.

I'd be surprised if there wasn't some kind of protest

Senator Daines is flying back to Montana now for his daughter's wedding, and plans to fly back for the vote tomorrow. If I were a scumbag lefty I'd try to do everything possible to hold up his plane.

I have never seen a movie villain as a kid who was doing such a good job without a monocle and laughing maniacally.

@Atkins you mean like allah akbar ?

By Any Means Necessary

@Rabbi Shekels they're not left

Soros is my inspiration.

There will be lots of protesting because Dems are obsessed with ineffectual street theater. They live on virtue signalling after all.

The left supports the muzzies dough

No, they also take over institutions.

@devpav it sustains them

Obstructionism is a powerful technique

I wonder, why do they insist that Soros is not a Nazi, but they claim Ben Shapiro is a dangerous Nazi?

Obstructing government business in the ways we're expecting is a felony.

do they care?

Partisan Jews

When Soros is connected to groups like Antifa who use fascist tactics?

So far in this circus there have already been a dozen felonies.

Trump will bring down the FBI on them if they don't care.

If logical consistency was their forte, they wouldn't be in Antifa.

And of course the fact checkers will claim anything saying Soros is a Nazi is false and a baseless concpiracy theory.

Like Snopes. Fuck Snopes.

"Snopes: Was it really true that Soros spent $1 billion on NGOs to ship migrants into Europe?

ANSWER: PANTS ON FIRE! TOTALLY FALSE!

Soros spent $998 million on NGOs."

SERIOUSLY? It was that close?

fun fact, a dem voted yes, and a rep voted no

close by two votes. intense af boi!

@Scribblehatch That's exactly what scared me, too!

Why is everyone such a partisan hack.

Fuck you democrats.

Tribalism

Who's the dem that voted yes?

I never thought this shit would even get this far, but then again, it's the current year.

also Denver? 😛 You from colorado eh?

I googled "51-49"

google 14 88 next

Everything is possible in the current year.

😐

😛

👍

IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR!

I hope Kavanaugh gets in because it would piss off the Dems.

Two scoops of ice cream piss off Dems.

I hope he gets it just for the sake of the future

Three scopes of ice cream ya sick fuck!

AND that theres a RED wave, not a Blue wave

https://www.elitedaily.com/p/donald-trump-reportedly-hates-dogs-so-that-might-explain-a-few-things-10143895

Trump eats his steak well done and hates dogs.

He is practically Hitler.

@Timcast "I predict there will be rioting from Dems/Marxists" these days is like predicting that there will be rain in Vancouver, or that it will be cold in the Arctic

I bet Kavanaugh has never owned a cat.

Why is a man like him still walking around freely?

I bet he ate his pet hamster as a kid. 😦

Jeb had a goldfish

Did he have it or did the gold fish have Jeb?

🤔

Well, you guys apparently all hate puppies.

Goodbye.

2 Scoops
2 Terms
2 Genders
2 Womps
0 Dogs

^

^^

How many pussy grabs, though?

Will add 1 Korea, 1 Nobel Peace Prize at some point

>man allergic to dog and cat hair runs
>left votes against him
Ableist!!!

😦

The reason why there are so many nut cases among the Democrats is because it would be ableist to vote for someone without a mental illness.

Ayy

I can't wait until Ford/Kavanaugh stops being in the news tbh

Sick of this crap, as a wise man once said

I can't believe it's not butter.

To quote a great man: SAD!

SAD!

That reminds me, I should make some more covfefe.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tesla-musk-sec-tweet/teslas-musk-appears-to-mock-sec-on-twitter-after-settlement-idUSKCN1ME2M6?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews

GOOD!

theres no way im not voting for midterms

there was a chance before since I live in a safe dem seat

It's time people in power finally made fun of this whole ridiculousness.

but fuck it

Lmao Musk is on fire

He can't be on his fucking board because he smoked put on a show?

He'll be fine

Who the fuck is the SEC that they can just practically oust board members from arbitrary companies because they decide the impact on stock holders?

a federal regulator

No it's over that tweet

what else did you expect they would do besides stick its nose in business in an incredibly intrusive way

It shouldn't be the SEC's job to assess perceived non-fraudulent mismanagement that are due to personal conduct.

Nah, it was more the tweet over taking Tesla private

About buying out shares at $420

"shouldn't"

Sometimes even negative press coverage can be a boost.

Tesla is over valued tho

Because apparently "considering" = a promise

It can artificially inflate the price of the stock

Did the SEC step in because NIke was supporting some bullshit SJW cause?

SEC confirmed rape apologists

CEOs make bullshit decisions about their companies all the time. That shoudl not be up to the SEC.

I'd say that enforcing gender quotas would be twice as relevant for the SEC to be concerned about.

Do we ever hear anything about that from the SEC?

NOt one peep.

>will you consider it?
>gf says yes
>according to the SEC this is now a binding contractual obligation :^)

Who is the democrat who voted yes for Kavanaugh?

Who is the sole good boy

I want a name now

Yeah, must be a man.

Manchin?

If you're hungry get something to eat.

I assume it's a dude because women are too emotional and that's the ENTIRE THING this circus played on.

Not even going to disagree with you.

That's definitely a factor

🥔

social terrorists

thats a good term

manchi n voted yes because he’s up for re-election in a month and he’s scared.

We are all soldiers in the information war

NO, im a drone.

There are a FEW exceptions. I have no emotions. They give you wrinkles.

Girls always say that.

tell your grandson about that time you were cornered by four twitter communists and had to fight your way back to the safety of the Gab login

And then they turn out to be more emotional than the average.

😉

Anyway. I need to peck out some eyes.

There's a fresh carcass down the road.

laters

Grandpa, what did you do during the Information War?
Well my boy, I posted #BoycottNike on Colin Kaepernick's twitter post

Peace out, homie ✌

don't want those damn vultures to get all the tasty bits again

@Deleted User I called Lauren Duca an idiot and got shipped to the gulag