and the trams are hilarious

indeed!

Some of them are ~10cm from running over children

Every day.

fear is their motivator

What is Portugal's stance on the "refugees"?

they live their lives 10cm from tram death a day

no idea

Portugal isn't the wokest, nor the Wokest.

i do know there are not many of them

So probably not going the genocide route (which is good), nor the total exclusion route (which could be seen as bad, sorta)

how long till spain and italy start firing mortars are the illegals on boats

and they're not really in the right place to be a major destination, geographically.

Did Spain start turning them away?

I suspect Spain's administrative class will hold it off until it's too late to avoid brewing genocidal intent.

They're fixin' to have that happen, <conspiracy-theory>it might be the EU's plan to get the countries to unify around a cause, some time in the near future, so they'll sign away their sovereignty even further, US PATRIOT Act style.</conspiracy-theory>

We'll know if they're trying because they need an army. Once they actually form one there should be no doubt that's what they're going to do.

Thats kinda what ive been thinking was the masterplan

I mean, it is the only plausible outcome, and the only unifying thread, of EU policy.

i see th EU in general tighten up their borders come 2019

Most of the policy seems boneheaded unless you look at it from the perspective of a master plan to tyrannize Europe and former non-Europe from a steel and glass throne between Germany, France, and Belgium.

yep

problem, reaction, solution

I mean, if you guys need help with a revolution if the EU does pull something, you know we might try to help. The U.S. knows a thing or two about revolutions, only issue is if we get a executive in power who will push to aid you all.

Juncker already speaks like he's King, it's kinda hilarious.

Maybe this time the insufferable Germans will learn their lesson, but who knows, it could turn out in their favour: then we're _really_ fucked.

guys do you guys feel like things in general are getting better or worse in your part of the world?

https://ewn.co.za/2018/09/29/2-killed-6-wounded-as-gunmen-open-fire-on-mourners-at-night-vigil-in-fs

i have this kinda shit to deal with, daily

Is Juncker the one who praised Marx?

Russo-Chinafrica v. EU v. USA/Commonwealth

Gasp, doesn't south africa have gun control? /s

I'm dealing with Brexit at the mo, and murder is rising in the capitol. Ask me agian in 5 years.

I've actually been able to calm people down about Donald Trump by pointing out how the rest of the world looks.

gun control! lol

dude... this country is LAWLESS

In South Africa, the Bantu control the guns.

South Africa is the comic Crossed.

people jump the red lights constantly

The pot is mid stir here in the US. Hopefully the culture war ends soon.

Google-image Crossed at your peril.

driving here is hell on earth

I think there's peace to be made in the Americanadian culture war.

I've heard about crossed from Diversity in Comics.

I hate it.

I hate the consumers and I hate the creators.

But I'll defend its right to exist.

But otherwise, ugh.

hmm

looks a little grody

but yeah, sometimes South Africa looks like that, it seems.

its exactly what it seems

lawless and racist

leaning on the past instead of moving forward

Like old South Africa, but lawless.

correct

but atleast they had running water and electricity back then

yeah, that's what _lawful_ gets you.

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/fears-of-a-dry-future-for-cape-town-as-water-conference-kicks-off-20180624

(well, unless you're _so lawful you don't dare try to provide drinking water_)

how does a city next to the ocean run out of water/

after being warned 2 decades ago?

Your great great great great (...) grandfather killed my great great great great (...) grandfather with a stone axe.
**Aren't you ashamed of yourself?**

I'm sold.

Lmao, all my ancestors did was kill others. We have a long line of millitary history going all the way to the battle of Hastings.

@Taliz Well, the very idea of this conference is retarded: in a civilized country you just put up the bid for the water with a certain quality, and somebody steps up to the plate.

@Taliz And if nobody steps up to the plate, you consider extracting it through a new administration, or just raise the max. bid.

"But I didn't do that. What does that have to do with me?"
And you'll instantly get this programmed response "YOU STILL BENEFIT OFF THE SYSTEM THAT DID THIS"
And this is where you realize where the universities got involved. They had your question in mind as well, and the universities gave them a bullshit answer to it.

xorgy do yourself a favour and read news24 daily, just the headlines alone

you don't need to call a conference of "2,000 captains of industry"

to "break barriers"

and "connect ideas"

whatever the fuck that means.

Break barriers means diversity hires.

Connect ideas means games journo lists.

You dont need diversity hires in South Africa, the roster is already suffering from a over dose of melanin

this is going to sound stupid but i cant wait to be in a country where i feel normal to be in, as a white person

@Taliz from the front page, apparently an official of the the major national political party and the major of a city had a _fistfight_ and are now accusing eachother of assault.

yep

Just go to Ghana, man.

it's okay to be white

it's better to be safe, and richer.

well, don't take my advice on that too seriously actually.

@Taliz Out of curiosity. Are the majority in South African actually voting for this or has south africa gotten to the point where the elections are rigged? I know it doesn't change the outcome, but I've been trying to gather examples of democratic failures.

I am dumb, just 21 years of age, I know nothing.

go where you can.

(while you still can)

this is my favorite of the week guys
https://www.iol.co.za/news/politics/service-provider-takes-anc-website-offline-over-unpaid-debt-17267863

@Taliz At some point they are going to prevent whites from leaving, so that they can "recover their investment".

@Taliz Don't worry too much about where you're going, if you think you can be reasonably safe there.

there is no rigging because the 40 millions black people who live in poverty still blindly vote for the ruling party because theu beleive the 3 million white people left in the country will revert things back to the apratheid days in the 60's.

newsflash... its been 25yrs since they got voted in and they ARE STILL IN POVERTY

wow cant believe kavanaugh is an incel

volcel

Yes volcel.

until marriage (or not long before)

no he was a cel, not incel, in = involuntary and he was voluntary about it for religous reasons

@Taliz If there were one lesson to teach people, it's that poverty sometimes just means you are bad at making money.

i know, im being facetious

What we call tim pool fans? How do we refer to ourself here?
Timmies?

we're timonators

@xorgy agreed but tell that to a majority who feel entitled to everything, even the land and property you worked hard for

Yeah, neocons and neoliberal believe that democracy makes a country good. I think evidence is pretty strong that is not the case.

Night fellow timonators

good night

good night

democracy creates a stagnant civizalation while republican (a set of laws and practices) keeps it thriving and healthy

but too much of either is bad

is bad language allowed ?

Republicans can be of the "Tide goes in tide goes out. You can't explain that" persuasion though

And when you need to make pushback against that, THEY ALL SEEM TO CLOSE RANK

I think he means republic not the republican party

^]

All things will have a party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI-1-cVDrz0

@Leonardo Khan As long as you're not being a cunt, yes.

what up cucks!

*double windmills*

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Wow, I didn't think I'd see some henwey here.

Big if true https://archive.fo/Y1JgE

Lots of info about the alleged assault and why it probably wasn’t Kav. Take with a grain of salt.

You know, people used to execute lefthanded people.

https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1045797447652466688

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4865ED8DGO8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYiha-00GGI

@CreativeRealms Has anyone taken any pains to refute anything there?

Hot damn, he took his Twitter down.

erh, set it to Protected

As far as I know nothing has been debunked but he took it down because he was afraid of accusing a random guy if he was wrong.

Yeah, that is fair.

Does make a lot of good points though.

If I were him doing a do-over, I would probably try to find some way to avoid that, though it is kinda a crucial detail of the refutation.

I mean... there is now more evidence that Garrett did it than that Kavanaugh did it

That is a stronger case than any of her lawyers have made

Even if it wasn’t Garrett we know it wasn’t the house of any of the people alleged to be there.

I mean, I'm sure there are plenty of houses meeting the description given by Ford and her lawyers

But they had to be close to the country club.

If an investigation is really what democrats want, maybe there should be a gofundme to hire some private investigators, or some regular joes, to go around and survey the houses in the area

and narrow things down a bit.

https://youtu.be/K73OF0lg3J4

I maded this

or maybe they should just attempt to do an investigation, honestly.

And the house probably would have had to belong to an acquaintance.

I mean, there remains the question of why the fuck Ford was there

Well there is an FBI investigation now.

if she did not personally know anyone she alleged to be there, and gives no clue as to who brought her there

Isn't ford supposed to be leading ontario?

presumably by car, as she said during testimony.

@King Canuck wrong ford

right

Does Ford drive a Ford?

Doug was... I think we can all agree Doug Ford was probably not raped ever.

at least, not as an adult.

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se287KpohQw>

Is that related to anything, Risotto?

I'm thinking of the wrong Ford, I'll de-embed it

https://youtu.be/Nvelhoq_a6M

The wrong Ford, and the "I was a virgin in high school" defense

I did this

heheh

I always heard that when he spoke yeah.

I was once *super* stoned and got a drumbeat stuck in my head listening to him do his intro

and it was so loud in my ears

I had to make it

"There's a polyrhythm here somewhere, god damn it."

Ye

I could've made a better one

but I didn't feel like being not lazy

I've got another one that will take forever to upload that I'm doing tomorrow

which is the bridge battle in Thor Ragnarok set to Take On Me

it oddly fits

I may have pirated the entire MCU and boy do I have some marvel shitpost ideas

The Alita Battle Angel live-acion movie is getting pushed back to February thanks to the PG-13 version of Recut of Deadpool 2: charismas edition in December.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1mLzZFV

What do you guys think?

pray that they'll re-render it with normal sized eyes

I've finished the outline

Looks better than the last version.

The last version was the same as this

⎝⎠ ╲╱╲╱ ⎝⎠

@Malt_Hitman

Yep. I think the last one I saw was bottom right.

good thread https://twitter.com/NudderingNudnik/status/987090024700182528

<:anders6DragonS:484408076578062346>

Does anyone actually believe that Q stuff?

vote person not party reeeeeeeeeeeeee

even if i was sober id still say that

im enjoying my sobriety after way too much drinking yesterday

i didnt eat enough and somehow 2 beers got me boarding between buzzed and drunk

https://youtu.be/Q65KZIqay4E to all the Americans out there who still believe in freedom. And everyone else.

o thats a good state to be in, competent but clearly inebriated

yep

You know the country is divided when there's that many dislikes on that @jimmylee

its weird

never been that way before lol

tbf some of its probably foreigners trollin

I wonder if some employee at YouTube would artificially inflate the dislike number of video that they didn't like...

Yeah but i recently lost everything to a house fire caused by a lightning strike. This song explains how i feel about it well. I feel lucky!

Two more weeks and ill be back to where i was. All thanks to my freedom as an American.

sorry for your loss

glad things are working out

Dont be sorry for what ive lost. Be glad for what i have! Thats the whole point of me talking about it.

Who cares about a bunch of inanimate objects when i have freedom?

I'm so much less concerned for property damage than I would've been like 15 years ago.

When a computer's hard drive died back in the 90s, that was IT.

You had hundreds of dollars ahead of you to pay.

Now that's like a $125 fix.

Just switch the hard drive. Easy.

Not sure what point your trying to make.

https://youtu.be/x8Vh7ldZcdo it's for charity

```Not sure what point your trying to make.``` Oh I just sharin a story.

Recently my hard drive failed.

But it wasn't a big deal.

In the past, this was **ridiculously bad**

How hard it used to be, to back things up. How expensive it was to buy anew.

In the future I think it'll be even better.

sup

jews

Can I respond if I'm not one of those.

In the future we will store our moms on our hard drives, so let's see if you feel that way then

Backup your moms

On externals.

I don't have a cloning license

i remember the days when i could quote spongebob episodes word for word

Ah but wait.

that show was my childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI

Aw man.

Crash and burn.

It's weird that they're still airing new episodes of spongebob and it's still the most played show on nick by far

did they almost cancel the show recently?

or was that a publicity stunt

it was a hoax

@Timcast https://t.co/Oq63RhsrOl

brutal

apparently she was pretty bad in highschool

which one?

ford

I mean the one who gave false statements. or I supposen"ones" but we'll see how things come out in the wash

*I decided to fake a marriage with my junior (♀️) to shut my parents up.* is getting a USA release:
http://www.sevenseasentertainment.com/2018/09/19/first-comes-marriage-then-comes-love-in-seven-seas-release-of-yuri-manga-i-married-my-best-friend-to-shut-my-parents-up/

I;m pretty drunk rn

god forbid I ever run for office

ya, drinking = rape. You should be arrested and sent to prison.

Drinking is for the birds.

Now that the media has successfully gone after Elon Musk, will have free time to work on that media filtering idea he had?

He already started it