imo

There's Demi and then there's Demo

Which are very different things entirely.

more easy to pick up colloquially

Look guys it's Demogoblin.

lol

He's here to torch the sinners.

3spoopy5me

As one does.

One of the stranger Spider-Man foes.

He was sort of a literal demon.

I think.

figured it was

And that's Demoman: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fd/Demoman.png

It's a little different from that...

Spider Man isn't even real you idiot

lol

no u

Yeah but you had like Green Goblin, a man in a suit, and then Demogoblin, a demon using the exact same motif.

"Hey demon, you're stealing my schtick."

"Stop."

Demon is probably older...

Did they bother to explain it?

Fuckin' demons. Stealing our ideas and doing them before us.

Wouldn't hold up in court

premeditated thought theft

Guys I don't like demons very much.

i wonder if they will steal the THOTS too

For some reason autocorrect tried to make me say corgi.

I'm taking a hard stance on this.

Demons are bad.

demons seem kinda rude tbh

lol

They aren't all that evil in the Witcher series

tbqhwyf

ehmm.. I could name at least two demons that are arguably good

also yea Demons are bad m'kay

is one of them lucifer?

Because I feel like one of them is going to be lucifer

lol

This is why I don't have the important conversations like this on a phone...

how cute and innocent heh

I think there actual distinction between Demon and Devil is that a devil was once an angel.

no, devils are lawful and demons are chaotic

"important" lel

Already accidentally pinged Tim with fake news the other day in Gaming due to that...

Oh fuck alignment in the ass.

ah

Hang on, according to the Monster Manual

BUT THE DAEMONS

Daemons are for hipsters. lol

"Yo dude it's not MAGIC it's MAJICK."

"Spawned in the Infinite Layers of the Abyss, demons are the embodiment of chaos and evil - engines of destruction barely contained in monstrous form. Possessing no compassion, empathy, or mercy, they exist only to destroy."

Daemons handle my emails. I'm laying that groundwork now.

Matt Damons!

Mailer daemon

https://youtu.be/RyUTrtd10i0?t=34s

"Devils personify tyranny, with a totalitarian society dedicated to the domination of mortal life. The shadow of the Nine Hells of Baator extends far across the multiverse, and Asmodeus, the dark lord of Nessus, strives to subjugate the cosmos to satisfy his thirst for power. To do so, he must continually expand his infernal armies, sending his servants to the mortal realm to corrupt the souls from which new devils are spawned."

So Demons are just plain evil, Devils are spawned from humans

Once again D&D saves the day

So it's like Demons never had a choice.

Devils made a concious decision that evil was **the shit.**

This Asmodeus fellow seems like a bad dude

Guys don't you think evil is the cat's pajamas?

I didn't realize the cat owned pajamas

Not just yes

Real talk, just get rid of the goblins. No demogoblin or green goblin EZ PZ

But... Hell yes.

Evil is kind of not very good when you think about it 🤔

Get it?

I said hell because devils and evil.

Eh, would've worked better if you'd said "Hells yes", since there are Nine Hells of Baator

...

please say heck next time I don't come here to have my eyes accosted by this garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VrvhUU7Kok

Damned if you do, damned if you don't...

Damned if you're damned

So I imagine Daemons are just Demons that hang out at coffee shops way too often and have cold sores and shitty non-prescription glasses.

Devil is just evil with a big ol D

Lol

Eh, Daemons are always working

I'm not sure if they have time to go out to coffee shops

unless they're working there, that is

All I know is my mailer daemon better send me my emails in a timely fashion or Asmodeus will hear from me...

G-good joke dad

I'm now wondering why the Lord of Devils would hear about a daemon not doing its job properly...?

_is a joke killer_

*commits sudoku*

Done. That one was easy.

Did you commit to a Subversion repository or a Git repository

Choose wisely

Git.

Which branch?

Upper middle.

Odd name for a branch, but okay

I prefer my branches to resemble mighty oaks.

We ain't from Alabama here...

I mean, I have nothing against oak trees, but I'm from the Midwest, so I'm partial to maple trees