It also doesnt help she didnt give any of her info to a single republican and gave it all to democrats and hired democratic helpers

Somewhere, at some time between now and the past, I distinctly remember Tim Pool attempting to rape me, with possibly four other people in the room.

i remember the incident

What color were the halls painted, Hmmmm??

but not the room

was it in <#463068752725016579> room ? 😉

Riddle me that @xorgy

Can you corroborate me having said that?

because when you are younger everything is new.

Can't teach an old dog new tricks etc. Brain loses its plasticity the older it gets, and with that, ability to retain memory etc

your first kiss, your first fuck, your first time getting drunk, first time driving drunk and running over that annoying neighbor's annoying dog and bratty kid, etc.

Tim doesn't cover peoples mouths with his hand, he uses his beanie 😉

An assault beanie

well tim assaults people when it's off

That is why Tim has three beenies on him at all times

so I suppose it's a restraint beanie?

I can confirm that Tim took off his beanie, stuffed in my mouth, and ~~asked me to~~ _demanded_ that I, quote “rub [his] head like a magic lantern”.

OBJECTION

Tim IS the beanie!

IRRELEVANT

and taht is felatio then!

Motion to dismiss the witness

I'm an inspiration to women everywhere.

Are you arguing that the human is a puppet, and the inteligence is in the Beenie

well that is the question, is tim wearing the beanie or is the beanie wearing tim...

yes

its like in rick n morty

The tail is definitely wagging the dog.

is evil rick really evil rick

or is he an evil morty controlling the supposedly evil rick

btu really the evil morty is a morty thay wants to be rick

I would say all the Ricks from Rick and Morty are evil

(im jsut talking shit here)

i know lol had to throw that in there

If we pull that beanie off, will @Timcast die?

I just chortled about something , which sent hot coffee through my nose, which then splashed off a surface into my eye.

Ow.

ok i will brb hopefully befor eth cast is back

in 7 mins

mmk

nah, Tim is the beanie, if you pull the beanie off his host body, he'll be released from Tims grip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1sHDwpgqo

why ^

to scare the children

and it's about hats!

Te only person getting #metoo’d in this hearing is kav

Omg dick masterson on the ralph retort right now

Lmao

Thats the fucking stream to watch for the hearing

https://youtu.be/_ZP0Kw1OLY8

Im surprised Shapiro isn't doing a livestream

Or Crowder

tbh id rather be on here for the live commentary

aight get ur popcorn ready

@JULZIFICATOR tims should have done a livestream of the hearing

Missed op timcast

like a live commentary

but not a straight up broadcast lol thatd be illegal i think

*rebroadcast

@Timcast livestream the hearing you can make some quick walking cash

plus its so long lol

SOOO LOOOOOOOONG

better jus to comment about notable shit afterwards

more efficient

plus if hes watchign then its not like he has to go back n recomb through every little bit to get all teh juice

Then again, one of the complaints democrats had _before knowing how long it would be_ was that _they suspected it would not be long enough_.

XD i alwasy expect these to take long haha

its liek a tv show

Kav should have went first .... lmao my sides

get moar monies

And they generally do not remember whether or not they showed them documents explaining how long a senate hearing should be.

i mean hes going on after right???????

I think maybe

I have no clu

Ford is still going

Honestly, I don't see why he should have to be present.

well i mean you cant expect everyone whos not on the senate to be so familiar with the senate proceedings

i mean part of it is up in the air till it actually happens

Sure

you're a big gay

I win

but if they're not familiar, surely they ~~don't~~ shouldn't just listen to Cory Booker telling them that the senate is somehow "in a rush"

Member goys, it's just Day 1

God help us all.

THIS IS MY I AM SPARTICUS MOMENT

nice i was looking for a series to bingewatch

@JULZIFICATOR Watch psycho pass, it's orwell anime

XD yeah i heard of that one

shits banned in china!

back in 2015 loll

man, hard to believe PP is years old

DUDE

they makin a new one

That's not a dude :p

release in january

a Psycho Pass s3???

(psycho pass)

oh wow ! i didn't think reception for s2 was that good. That's good though. need less LN adaptations

OMG CONTRO

lol the doors

2 Doors bro

Not the band

eyy

whatd i miss

gimme the dank memes

oh lord it devolved into weebshit

People are protesting this shit outside

BRAVER THAN ANY U.S. MARINE, ROSA PARKS, MLK, GANDHI

God these cspan callers are delusional

Ok they are walking back in

fox news got like an intern down there rn

i wish I wasn't at work, then I could see what /pol/ thinks of all this.

Oh gee I wonder.

and they are interviewing my senator, who is towing the party line.

gotta vote em out

>towing
Stop

It's toeing.

Has a report even been filed?

Dude that congresswoman at the end passed something to one of her lawyer

Thats some shady shit

I mean, there is no statute of limitation regarding this charge

they could totally file a report.

I'd say g/l finding him guilty if it went to trial, but no telling these days which way it'd go.

I mean

Guilty of what play fighting ?

she's either able to produce some evidence during this hearing, or not

if she is unable to produce any reliable evidence

let alone evidence to prove the occurrence beyond reasonable doubt

I want to see DNA evidence from her puss

If it actually went all the way through and he was imprisoned 30+ years later with one witness, I'd say it's time to find a new country

Oh wait a fucking rape didnt happen

I mean, what are they expecting to do?

Kav is guilty of not treating her different from his other friends

if it was kav to begin with

Are they going to interrupt this appointment because of a claim that is so distant that it is not considered worth filing a police report about?

@Beemann doing that would be tough. I'd probably start learning Polish or something though. UK and Canada would be out of the question for sure

If enough of you moved up here you could fix it easy

Our population is what, like 30mil?

go to NZ

and live as a hermit

NZ is just Canada Island

record the premises and live stream it

I’m willing to gas Trudeau to make Canada a better place

now now

*falls down some stairs* “AHH! Vote for me!”

Bitch is a fucking liar already , she flew a fucking plane in to do this shit case fucking over

Assassinations of politicians usually do not turn out like that, @R9b1t

You’re right, imprisonment is hard

Like for all the shit Burgers give Canada, y'all could fix it by FSPing it basically

maybe she is BRAVE!!!

I mean, she is scurred of flying

so every thousand times she flies, she is being BRAVE!

@Beemann we have a candidate who is trying to somewhat do that

Didn’t she move to Hawaii?

It's from /pol/ so take it as it is.

@Beemann Maxime Bernier has started a third party

lol

i'd laugh if that was true

i mean she dun liek doors i guess

That's not FPS but I appreciate the strat

FSP*

Obviously a back foot

Elite internet detectives

Door

@Beemann I mean, it's the closest you'll get

I bet Ford wishes she could break on through to the other side of this hearing rn

@Beemann Canada still has a population around that of California, so FSPing the whole country is ultimately beyond likelihood.

@Beemann FSPing NH is hard enough.

what if we tried a zerg rush?

have we reached meme saturation yet?

XD yeah that'll work

it's possible you'd all be granted citizenship summarily, yeah

But then again, Canada is reaaally fucking cold from what I hear

Seize the memes of Production comrades!

What if you just carpet bombed the major cities and started over?

In fact, the more abusive and antisocial you behave, the more likely the Canadian government is to protect your interests.

Cities skylines taught me that

@yvaN_ehT_nioJ it's certainly not cold right now.

they should add city warfare to CS

Memes pls

Moar memes

*wakes up in my shack in northern canada* “ahh, thank you for giving me a place to live and citizenship Canada”

The question though is, what's the threshold for cold for you canucks

YES... YES.. LET THE MEMES FLOW THROUGH YOU

its back

soon soon

aaaaaand we're soon to be back.

B/w 85-90F is best temperature imo. Anything below 75F and I get chilly

^

^

fucking 75?

“So let's just jump right into it” — Phil DeProsecution

damn southerners

65-75 for me is pretty enjoyable

0-40F is best.

Ick

Anything under 65 is definite sweater weather

no wonder people in Florida are in heavy winter coats when its 65 out

Below 60 is probably that and a coat

Round 3 bois

Well wind

btw katz is a fucking liar

well i am not a lizard, i am warm blooded.

See?

Proving our point

Wait

XD its definitley not cold compared to in a couple months

LOL WTF

time to pivot

THAT WAS RETARDED

so now she's saying that the victim is likely not to remember facts _surrounding_ the event?

exactly

shes asking questions from 2 months ago idiot

Btw, whats the rule on if someone in the background does a 👌 sign?

Why would she answer that stupid question clearly?

Shots shots shots!

They're a huwhite nazi supremacist

basically: "the prosecutor is trying to find out if they are lying, how dare they"

yeah lol i mean they just said having a prosecutor there is dumb

tbh

fucking hell, she swallow rocks?

Each 👌🏻 is a shot of schnapps jüden

How dare the prosecutor treat this criminal accusation with the seriousness of a criminal accusation.

itd be better less stressful for ford than gettin grilled by all the boomers in the senate

"yes *washing machine noises*"

liek for both sides in diffrerent senses

I bet a boomer calls their kids to ask how to change the indenting of files on their computers

VIRTUE SIGNAL HOUR

fucking chridt

"is there a political motivation to your statement?"

as if she can answer anything other than no

*christ

The answer to that question, miss, is no

these values and principles _do not matter anymore_

and _you_ are proof of that.

same courage she has when flying

sooo much

Why would she give that info to a politician if the politicians weren’t planning to leak it

https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1045349525840429056

what does Trumps actions have to do with this?

like if she said yes, then she might have just committed a crime, and turned this whole thing into a farce

#fucktrump

XD RIP NYT

I'm hearing a lot not-questions

Yay I’m not hearing it

Can I c span?

yeah fuck

time for the grandstanding.

you mean statements