so regarding the Kavanaugh degeneracy shit, I wonder what these people thought about the Hillary Clinton Spirit Cooking stories that were floating around a few years ago

Though I think that is simpler in some cases, especially when it involves the government _ordering_ people to allow them to install listening devices within the networks, which seems as straightforward as them invading the facilities by force, without specific warrant.

I bet we'll find the bar mysteriously lowered for dumb bullshit

theres also the issue of companies collecting data secretly

which never gets acted upon

Yeah, I mean...

There are several slippery slopes here.

If your utterances remain your property even when you place them in my custody, then surely you can "get them back"?

i wouldn't call it reasonable. The third party thing has some merit.

what if they're written down on notes I took, do you own the paper?

When the police search for what _you_ have said by invading _my_ property, have they searched _your_ property, or _mine_?

yours.

(under this system we propose, whereby your data remains yours even when shared with third parties)

oh

How much _"your data"_ are records of _you_ having visited or used resources on _my_ site?

not paying attention to that, doesn't make sense.

possession is 9/10...

I would say they're my records, in that case.

I think there are at least 3 situations: 1. no expectation of privacy, you shared it you figured it was in the public realm 2. An expectation of privacy, but no agreement to it, this you telling a secret to a buddy or something. 3. An expectation and agreement, think of medical records or something.

I mean, one serious improvement would be to extend some of the protections afforded to _postal mail_ to other forms of permanent correspondence.

manspreading?

i accidently posted that my bad

sexist confirmed.

Taking, searching, or tampering with people's postal mail is a felony.

it is ^

Maybe taking, searching, or tampering with people's email, facebook messages, snapchats, whatsapps, SMS texts, etc. should be equally so.

@xorgy if so then they need to be government run

(sans narrow, targeted warrant for such behaviour)

and that becomes a problem

why would they need to be government run?

the post office is gov run

are you trying to equate the punishments with the mail same as the digital media ?

I don't see how that means that postal mail theft would not be a felony if the post office were not run by the government.

stealing my UPS packages is probably ....a crime.

facebook and twitter etc can tamper/spy on you and get away with it

but don't you authorize that?

Yes, the offense is not _theft from the US Postal Service_, it is _theft of mail_.

you do authorize fb and twit to do it

I think that that's probably fine, if you explicitly authorize the search of your messages, you should be left to deal with the consequences of that.

problem there is 500000 pages of ToS.

k.

XD

That is not a problem

like in the Steam TOS

just don't agree to it, and don't use it.

exactly 5k pages of ToS

where it explicitly says youre selling your soul to steam

XD

on page 20034

XD

eks dee

fooled them though, already sold mine.

There are reasonable limitations to the enforceability of contracts like that, but explicitly permitting them to search, analyze, view etc. your messages is a straightforward thing.

You either agree to that or you do not.

if the contract says you forfeit your left leg or some shit, nobody could reasonably expect that to be enforceable.

I DO NOT CONSENT

then... don't consent.

Corporations are people

they can touch you

sorta, in some ways

rape culture

I was raped by Apple Inc. fact.

Gang raped in fact, by Apple Inc, Alphabet Inc. Microsoft Inc., and several unnamed others

🚋

i feel like we are all rape survivors to them corps

on an undetermined date some time in the year 2014, or was it 2013?

i can testify that he told me of the events

.... just now

(WE GOTEM BY THE TUSSLES BOYS)

_ＱＶＯＤ ＥＲＡＴ ＤＥＭＯＮＳＴＲＡＮＤＶＭ_

now pronounce that

one sec, firing up Audacity

best first attempt.

hahaha...that's almost not bad

Full disclosure: I do not speak latin routinely.

i didn't know you were a girl.

latin is overrated

Ky-vod A-rat Day-mon-stran-dvum

ya, if you can't use it to order a cheesburger, definitely not worth it.

v is u

sorta

the u is created by attempting to pronounce a v

Dana knows what's up https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/1045065030411190272?s=19

two dumpster fires?

Seriously, has there been this much fuss about a supreme court nominee before?

XD lol the testimony

will be a bigger dumpster fri

*fire

guys I think we should have a moment of silence for the alleged victims.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Public: believe perpetrators!
Brett Kavanaugh: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Public: believe victims!

well that's the story you are being fed, where are you eating?

I eat ass.

XD

Exclusively.

hmm.

cabana: i did maybe not maybe have relations with that maybe woman

public;

BELEIVE HIM A LITTLE

public in private: I don't know what to believe anymore.

(somebody please tell me)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3TQf2xDc8

Public: is is is as is is is!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvi6Yck-kYg

when ur vag is too roast-beefy

Marvel 2018. https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/1045040309317427200?s=19

Is is is?

Or is _is_ is?

Don't watch until you have cringe resistances cranked up to 11

_is_ is is?

indeed

isis is isis

isis is also isol

ISIL is daesh, and daesh is Roman for Latin for Arabic for ISIS.

y would i go to marvel, I am not welcome. I am white and male and not a fag.

Slammin' Sally's succulent slab

roman for latin?

@Bo_Co no such thing as careful enough, some pedant will be saying that we are just using the roman latin

late roman latin

vulgar one at that

Doggin' Dollie's dank dungeon

Vulgar as in common, common as in tragic.

hahah jeez

did that fat white guy just flash the white power hand sign? 1:11

Hot damn, that video is... bad.

you're kind to say that

diversity absolutely is a strength....

Have you guys talked about that fake ass democrat messaging video?

idk

@♓♏♋ built not bought?

Yes

I saw that, it was actually pretty good

But it was all bullshit, so...

They basically talked about the opposite of what they actually stand for the whole video

Bullshit how?

They were asking the new democrats to do what they said in the ad

The guy who flashes the white power hand sign also makes a _handgun_ hand gesture and points it at the black man.

_Confirmed as #BlueLivesMatter scum._

No, they were signalling toward their lost demographic to get them back on their side

I forget who it was that said it, but if anything, the left has antipathy for the working class

And they were signalling about a lot of freedoms they don't believe in.

Being liberal about beliefs.

Political and religious freedom.

But that ad was not by the democrats....

It was by a group that wants to change wants democrats stand for

And make them popular in the Rust belt, and other red states

It's by a group called Future Majority

....

Look at that name

So what?

How does that not ring as creepy to you

Meh, it's referring to a political party

It might as well be Displace the Whites

I like that they want to reject identity politics

This is them talking out of both sides of their mouth

What?

Who's "they"?

The left

What even the fuck

You're making The Left look like a monolithic organisation

I promise you this isn't some wide eyed group of idealists who want to make democrats stand for something more noble

Even though that is exactly what they are

www.futuremajority.org/demo1

Linking me to a website where they parrot views they don't actually have doesn't help anything

how do we know thats what you truly beleive?

maybe youre just parroting views you dont have becasue youve been brainwashed to say their parroting views they dont have

i mean you SAY thats what you believe

that marvel video gave me stage 14 diabetes type 2

(jus messin)

XD stage 14 diabeetus havent seen that in a while

whhhoyle

XD fuck didnt see it but now u said something i had to check it out

needs to study for my 5th phd in internet retardation

Fucking help me

"For the synthesis paper, students will choose to focus on the materials in the core modules of EITHER "3. Heteropatriarchy, the Witch Hunts, and the Creation of Capitalism" OR "4. Heteropatriarchy and Birth". The synthesis paper must weave together lecture materials, course readings, and core films for the chosen module. The paper must demonstrate a clear understanding of course materials, with a focus on applying the logic of Heteropatriarchy to one's own lived experience. In addition to completing a synthesis paper, each student will complete a peer review of another students' work."

uhhhhhhhhg bud

the cringeeee

i mean its either an anti capitalism or anti biology paper u gotta write :/

maybe you should choose heteropatriarchy at birth and make it sabout TRAPS

XD

>taking compromised courses
rip

also what a bizarre topic

It is required in my music performance degree

>applying to one's own lived experience
>*cracks knuckles*
>got dis shit

XD i meannn, know thine enemy

Heteropatriarchy
Witch Hunts
Capitalism

Found more gold

"The autobiography assignment includes three portions. This assignment is designed to help you situate yourself in terms of access to structural power and privilege as an individual. You will be asked to write several paragraphs which describe your current social location in terms of race, social class, gender, and sexual orientation. In class, you will learn to comment critically on how these social locations either enhance or obstruct your access to structural power in a variety of situations. You will also be asked to comment on the loss associated with various forms of privilege."

yeah the humanities

write it super satirical and see if poe's law takes over :^)

fuck am i glad i was out of college before this shit set in

This fucking looks like the meme hyperbole version of what people expect colleges to be like

XD use the pomo essay generator

it's never been hyperbole though my dude

it just gets worse by the year

this is another reason to go to trade school

yeeet

This basically is reeducation

yeah imagine i got a couple of bud in an education program

they know whats up

but fuckkk one of the core calsses was Social Justice

*classes

Can I say it is none of their business what my race is?

what color is "none of their business" race?

write the whole piece so sarcastically that they think you;re just really into it

become one with the darkness

That's like the only way to get through this thing with my sanity

use it as a weapon against them

What Beemann said lol

kill urself now if theres an oral presentation

hmm, oral presentation...what's that?

save urself the trouble

ya know when theres a really hot teacher

and ur like mmm damnn

Don't stick your dick in crazy

lol

whoever said that was just being selfish

then u go to her class the lights are off, u hear someone say "welcome inside me" and u go lick dem tiddys, stick it in her rear

LIGHTS GO ON and its the janitor

jus make sure crazies not a dude (unless thats ur thing)

or wont cut ur dick off

thats like the high end of the scale

and where the cutoff should be

though there are other things to watch out for befor ethat part of the scale

Sorry to bash you over the head with my distrust of the Left Abel, but look what anecdotal evidence I'm living here

like pokin holes in ur condom, n shittt

“din nuvarande arbetsplats” → “your current workplace”

“du” → “you”

I think I'm already on this chicks 'other' radar since we were talking about euphemisms and we were supposed to give examples

din du nuffin

:- )

And I said "partner"

other?

but ya, pretend you are an actual comedian and it's satire. You may have to brush up on history to find out what an actual comedian is.

oh u mean about race

No, just generalized feelings of "that person is the out group"

OH lollllll yeyee

always gotta watch out

LOL my buddy was yolo in his social justice class played a JBP vid

I'm going to get a bad grade out of sheer disbelief that such a person can exist on payroll and have power

proceeds to get roasted by the class of brainless social slackers

this is how they get you hooked on drugs, because they make mroe sense when u r high.

I'm going to want to test my freedom and I will end up getting nailed for it

yep

gonna have to play ball

I have to at least get students on my side behind her back

that's called rape

If I can have a group of people who understand this is bullshit, I can muster...

Fuck

Now I'm paranoid more things I think are memes are actually real life