if the contract says you forfeit your left leg or some shit, nobody could reasonably expect that to be enforceable.

I DO NOT CONSENT

then... don't consent.

Corporations are people

they can touch you

sorta, in some ways

rape culture

I was raped by Apple Inc. fact.

Gang raped in fact, by Apple Inc, Alphabet Inc. Microsoft Inc., and several unnamed others

🚋

i feel like we are all rape survivors to them corps

on an undetermined date some time in the year 2014, or was it 2013?

i can testify that he told me of the events

.... just now

(WE GOTEM BY THE TUSSLES BOYS)

_ＱＶＯＤ ＥＲＡＴ ＤＥＭＯＮＳＴＲＡＮＤＶＭ_

now pronounce that

one sec, firing up Audacity

best first attempt.

hahaha...that's almost not bad

Full disclosure: I do not speak latin routinely.

i didn't know you were a girl.

latin is overrated

Ky-vod A-rat Day-mon-stran-dvum

ya, if you can't use it to order a cheesburger, definitely not worth it.

v is u

sorta

the u is created by attempting to pronounce a v

Dana knows what's up https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/1045065030411190272?s=19

two dumpster fires?

Seriously, has there been this much fuss about a supreme court nominee before?

XD lol the testimony

will be a bigger dumpster fri

*fire

guys I think we should have a moment of silence for the alleged victims.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Public: believe perpetrators!
Brett Kavanaugh: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Public: believe victims!

well that's the story you are being fed, where are you eating?

I eat ass.

XD

Exclusively.