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2018-12-26 20:27:24 UTC

There was a video like that? Must have missed it or forgot it was a thing.

Exactly. so I can do my goose steps with my new Liz Claiborne boots I bought at penny's recently.

2018-12-26 20:27:48 UTC

soviets goosestepped, they still do

2018-12-26 20:27:48 UTC

In soviet Russia classes attack you!

2018-12-26 20:27:55 UTC

Wait, too real!

2018-12-26 20:28:04 UTC

in soviet russia you suck vampire!

2018-12-26 20:28:09 UTC

wait..

2018-12-26 20:28:13 UTC

Fair enough @DrWittMDPhD

2018-12-26 20:28:15 UTC

Wait did we get rid of contro

2018-12-26 20:28:16 UTC

what happened

2018-12-26 20:28:47 UTC

@Dennafen
This is why you want Lib-right to run your business https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a5bwLGo_700b.jpg

2018-12-26 20:29:06 UTC

haha

2018-12-26 20:29:41 UTC

Political Compass Meme i guess

2018-12-26 20:29:56 UTC

oh, I thought it was some type of weapon a centerist would want

M16? what are you ? in the 70s? Change that to M4

2018-12-26 20:30:22 UTC

M4s for fools, L85A3 is where its at

2018-12-26 20:30:45 UTC

Did the A3 finally fix it?

2018-12-26 20:30:48 UTC

please

2018-12-26 20:30:58 UTC

Pulse-code modulation? PCM?

2018-12-26 20:31:10 UTC

pff real men use recreational nuclear bombs

2018-12-26 20:31:25 UTC

Scuse me

SA80? take that common wealth limey garbage out of here. lol jk jk

2018-12-26 20:31:41 UTC

Wtf is that Simpsons pic?

2018-12-26 20:31:42 UTC

A2 fixed it, A3 is an upgrade that adds keymod front grip and some other changes

2018-12-26 20:32:11 UTC

Well that's nice

2018-12-26 20:32:25 UTC

revolver . . .mag feeder

2018-12-26 20:32:32 UTC

(BASHES SKULL ON DESK)

2018-12-26 20:32:32 UTC

That's hilarious

2018-12-26 20:32:39 UTC

SIG SG 550

2018-12-26 20:32:47 UTC

sig euro crap ;P

2018-12-26 20:32:54 UTC

๐Ÿ˜„

2018-12-26 20:33:01 UTC

you'll be fapping over HK next ;P

2018-12-26 20:33:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/527584679633879055/84a9c613fcdb73f00557d8106a23164b.png

2018-12-26 20:33:14 UTC

haha

2018-12-26 20:33:16 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ณ

2018-12-26 20:33:23 UTC

(lots of noise)

2018-12-26 20:33:33 UTC

I still want a five-seven.

2018-12-26 20:33:41 UTC

We should make a belt fed shotgun

2018-12-26 20:33:43 UTC

They're so nice to fire.

2018-12-26 20:33:55 UTC

five-seven's are.

2018-12-26 20:33:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/527584881207934978/standard-manufacturings-dp-12-pump-shotgun.png

2018-12-26 20:34:09 UTC

There's a scene in the Simpsons where a hillbilly cocks a break-action double-barrel shotgun by pumping it...

2018-12-26 20:34:14 UTC

I'm thinking of buying either a 22 or a shotgun

2018-12-26 20:34:17 UTC

I'm small

2018-12-26 20:34:18 UTC

How do we make the shotgun better? Put another shotgun on it!

2018-12-26 20:34:20 UTC

Lolol

2018-12-26 20:34:34 UTC

@Coochie coo M2 converted to semi .. for conceal carry

2018-12-26 20:34:35 UTC

;P

2018-12-26 20:34:39 UTC

B U L L P I P

2018-12-26 20:34:56 UTC

Bullpoop

2018-12-26 20:34:58 UTC

@Coochie coo Buy a large .357 and fire .38 out of it.

2018-12-26 20:35:08 UTC

Big guns are best for small people.

2018-12-26 20:35:31 UTC

Big guns small caliber.

2018-12-26 20:35:42 UTC

But but..... I'm in Banada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ˜”

2018-12-26 20:35:51 UTC

It's a revolver.

2018-12-26 20:35:53 UTC

worse for me, I'm in the UK

2018-12-26 20:35:55 UTC

ALL GUNS MATTER

2018-12-26 20:36:01 UTC

the AIRSOFT SA80 I have is now illegal to buy

2018-12-26 20:36:03 UTC

Did They ban revolvers?

2018-12-26 20:36:03 UTC

Theres no fucking banana emoji!!!!!!!

2018-12-26 20:36:12 UTC

Japan

2018-12-26 20:36:18 UTC

was a mistake

2018-12-26 20:36:37 UTC

๐ŸŒ

2018-12-26 20:36:40 UTC

Yes, one more thing we can blame the Chinese for.

2018-12-26 20:36:43 UTC

๐ŸŒ

2018-12-26 20:36:45 UTC

dafuq you mean Cooch?

2018-12-26 20:36:57 UTC

Wait!!!

2018-12-26 20:37:00 UTC

@Coochie coo actually, canadians could get the IWI Tavor before the americans could ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-12-26 20:37:07 UTC

they can also get norinco made guns

2018-12-26 20:37:13 UTC

I'm blind

2018-12-26 20:37:14 UTC

(this may not be a good thing albeit)

2018-12-26 20:37:19 UTC

you write it "banana" not "for scale"

2018-12-26 20:37:22 UTC

And er.... retarded

2018-12-26 20:37:36 UTC

oh, damn ... you voted for trudeau ?

2018-12-26 20:37:37 UTC

did someone say Banana / / /

2018-12-26 20:37:41 UTC

Fuck no

2018-12-26 20:37:46 UTC

lucky no

2018-12-26 20:37:47 UTC

Well yes

2018-12-26 20:37:49 UTC

Lololol

2018-12-26 20:37:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/527585862540853259/514845eeb8e7be7e3c3fa048ea63f1f51454464508_large.png

2018-12-26 20:37:52 UTC

I did

2018-12-26 20:37:59 UTC

trudeau is banana

2018-12-26 20:38:01 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

2018-12-26 20:38:07 UTC

you voted for President Eyebrow?!

2018-12-26 20:38:08 UTC

I dud vote fir truduea

2018-12-26 20:38:08 UTC

Banana nya

2018-12-26 20:38:21 UTC

Now I'm gunna vote against him

2018-12-26 20:38:25 UTC

Lololol

2018-12-26 20:38:27 UTC

could be worse, I'm a lib dem member in the UK

2018-12-26 20:38:29 UTC

too late

2018-12-26 20:38:30 UTC

traitor

2018-12-26 20:38:45 UTC

if someone wants to become prime-minister in canada they should change their name to Nottrudeau

2018-12-26 20:38:49 UTC

Well u cant really vote for your PM here

2018-12-26 20:38:49 UTC

and, anti EU, and pro firearm ownership. (other than that I tend to agree with the lib dems)

2018-12-26 20:39:06 UTC

eew

2018-12-26 20:39:08 UTC

a communist

2018-12-26 20:39:15 UTC

Ye

2018-12-26 20:39:24 UTC

eh, no, not communist ยฌ.ยฌ

2018-12-26 20:39:32 UTC

you agree with the lib dems ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-12-26 20:39:37 UTC

that makes you a communist in everyones eyes

2018-12-26 20:39:41 UTC

You vote for the party in your district

2018-12-26 20:39:41 UTC

lib dems are still capitalists

2018-12-26 20:39:47 UTC

you're like literally worse than Stalin

2018-12-26 20:39:55 UTC

๐Ÿ˜›

2018-12-26 20:39:59 UTC

LITCHRALLY HITLA

๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

2018-12-26 20:40:08 UTC

wat

2018-12-26 20:40:09 UTC

*sighs, fits rh7 to de-act AK-74M and promptly stabs @Dr.Wol *

2018-12-26 20:40:13 UTC

I know, I feel like I live in commie town

2018-12-26 20:40:15 UTC

ohnoz

2018-12-26 20:40:17 UTC

i've been stabbed

2018-12-26 20:40:25 UTC

luckily i'm a doctor so i can surgeon myself

2018-12-26 20:40:27 UTC

๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

2018-12-26 20:40:28 UTC

๐Ÿ˜›

2018-12-26 20:41:06 UTC

They need a steak emoji, but that'll never happen

There is a steak emoji

2018-12-26 20:41:44 UTC

Fuck

2018-12-26 20:41:53 UTC

How can I not see them

but it's not default in Discord. you have to type the emjoi code manually

2018-12-26 20:41:57 UTC

๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿฟ

What do you mean no "steal" emoji cooch? ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-12-26 20:42:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/527586959976169482/CowboySteak.png

๐Ÿฅฉ
steak
Unicode: U+1F969, UTF-8: F0 9F A5 A9

2018-12-26 20:42:26 UTC

O.o

2018-12-26 20:42:29 UTC

Ooooo steakie

2018-12-26 20:42:35 UTC

thats a lot of effort for a slab of cow

There you go coohie dear

2018-12-26 20:42:48 UTC

i bet you don't even have a coochie!

it doesnt need nitro. it's part of the unicode character set

2018-12-26 20:43:16 UTC

Lol I dunno what i mean anymore, lifes a blur, it's a simulation maaaaaan @Dr.Wol

2018-12-26 20:43:21 UTC

if the UK leaves the EU in March, I'm going to petition for the UK to join the Canadian federation

2018-12-26 20:43:24 UTC

i know, i am the architect

๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ

2018-12-26 20:43:59 UTC

<:NPC:500042527231967262> and sorry, i haven't quite worked out the AI yet

2018-12-26 20:44:02 UTC

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

2018-12-26 20:44:04 UTC

hence those people

2018-12-26 20:44:08 UTC

No canada noooooo @Brant

2018-12-26 20:44:15 UTC

Our gun laws are whack

2018-12-26 20:44:26 UTC

I mean, their

2018-12-26 20:44:27 UTC

Yes, do not deny your feelings, it is your destiny young Pussy Coochie

2018-12-26 20:44:31 UTC

O.O

2018-12-26 20:44:34 UTC

wait, UK will then join as a vasal to its own vasal state?

2018-12-26 20:44:56 UTC

eh, dont think canada as a vassal state

2018-12-26 20:44:58 UTC

Young pussy coochie bhahshahahaha

O_o

2018-12-26 20:45:11 UTC

Guys you don't get it. The UK and Canada are going to be the 51st and 52nd state. Then Puerto Rico will get 53rd

2018-12-26 20:45:20 UTC

We'll free you

2018-12-26 20:45:20 UTC

I hope so

2018-12-26 20:45:24 UTC

Canadians, top dudes, bought the Type 26 global combat ship design

2018-12-26 20:45:25 UTC

yay!

2018-12-26 20:45:29 UTC

Canada is a federal parliamentary democracy and a constitutional monarchy, with Queen Elizabeth II being the head of state.

2018-12-26 20:45:31 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2018-12-26 20:45:40 UTC

Canadas head of state is the Queen of England

2018-12-26 20:45:46 UTC

no, its the Queen of Canada

2018-12-26 20:45:50 UTC

Queen of Leafland ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-12-26 20:45:55 UTC

Canada is the States hat

2018-12-26 20:45:57 UTC

Queen . of wrinkels

2018-12-26 20:45:58 UTC

Lauren Southern is the queen of Leafland

"young" can be a dangerious word these days. depends on the innuendo.

2018-12-26 20:46:04 UTC

No they're they're head of state is the queen of england.

2018-12-26 20:46:13 UTC

when she's over there she's the Queen of Canada .. same with Australia, Queen of Australia when down under

2018-12-26 20:46:39 UTC

@Pawteegal_โคโ„๐Ÿ‘ I'm British, go and guess ยฌ.ยฌ

2018-12-26 20:46:57 UTC

eeew

2018-12-26 20:47:04 UTC

a Sargonite

2018-12-26 20:47:09 UTC

You have bad teef?

2018-12-26 20:47:10 UTC

Lauren Southern is kinda hot

2018-12-26 20:47:12 UTC

Lolol

she needs to travel to africa.. Uganda to be exact

2018-12-26 20:47:18 UTC

Kind of?

2018-12-26 20:47:21 UTC

i would, but i don't know the wae

2018-12-26 20:47:22 UTC

eh, well, um ... uh ...

2018-12-26 20:47:24 UTC

shes legally a man

2018-12-26 20:47:32 UTC

dude, i'd be gay for Lauren Southern

2018-12-26 20:47:32 UTC

moving swiftly on from my gnashers

2018-12-26 20:47:36 UTC

no question

2018-12-26 20:47:39 UTC

Lol

2018-12-26 20:47:42 UTC

Good answer

Does that make Pondo gay?

2018-12-26 20:47:43 UTC

lmao

2018-12-26 20:47:44 UTC

lol

2018-12-26 20:47:53 UTC

technically

2018-12-26 20:48:04 UTC

I dont understand how Brits have dental but their teef are shit

2018-12-26 20:48:11 UTC

the dental is for immigrants

2018-12-26 20:48:12 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‰

I mean not that there's anything wrong with being gay.. All god's children ya know

2018-12-26 20:48:30 UTC

we're not obsessed with teeth like the americans are, plus dentists arent on nhs for most people

2018-12-26 20:48:33 UTC
2018-12-26 20:48:36 UTC

no, u hating on gay people, Paw

2018-12-26 20:48:38 UTC

admit it

2018-12-26 20:48:39 UTC

u hate gay people

2018-12-26 20:48:42 UTC

God loves everyone, even those with severe mental disabilities and deformations.

I do? ๐Ÿ˜›

2018-12-26 20:48:59 UTC

Ah @Brant yes I have have s teef fetish now

2018-12-26 20:49:00 UTC

you also hate brocolli, @Pawteegal_โคโ„๐Ÿ‘

2018-12-26 20:49:13 UTC

Neo-cons hate broccoli

if you want to see nasty nargly teeth. Look no further than japan.

2018-12-26 20:49:25 UTC

^^

2018-12-26 20:49:27 UTC

It tru

Brocolli gives me gas.

2018-12-26 20:49:32 UTC

Lololol

unless you like that air.

2018-12-26 20:49:47 UTC

Huehuehue

2018-12-26 20:49:47 UTC

its a safespace, u can shate your hate here

2018-12-26 20:49:48 UTC

In Japan it's considered attractive to have a fuckin snaggle tooth

2018-12-26 20:49:53 UTC

They get surgery to add that shit

2018-12-26 20:50:00 UTC

in japan its also considered attractive to look 12 years old

hey my h8 is protected now. Yaaaah

2018-12-26 20:50:12 UTC

Yeah Japan is degenerate

2018-12-26 20:50:13 UTC

and have tentacles thrown at you

2018-12-26 20:50:16 UTC

so maybe Japan is just weird

2018-12-26 20:50:17 UTC

liar

are the pants on fire?

2018-12-26 20:50:54 UTC

i'm sure in some animes, they are

ugh, I just hiccuped fish oil...

2018-12-26 20:51:25 UTC

why would you do that?

2018-12-26 20:51:28 UTC

whats wrong with you?

2018-12-26 20:51:40 UTC

@Dr.Wol asians

2018-12-26 20:51:46 UTC

Yumm

2018-12-26 20:51:54 UTC

japanese women can be cute

2018-12-26 20:52:04 UTC

in what way?

2018-12-26 20:52:20 UTC

Hey dont hate the fishy oil

2018-12-26 20:52:21 UTC

as in attractive ;P

2018-12-26 20:52:27 UTC

You needs it

2018-12-26 20:52:40 UTC

but thats any race really

2018-12-26 20:52:47 UTC

fish oils for fish

2018-12-26 20:52:55 UTC

any person of race can be cute

Step 1: Be attractive

2018-12-26 20:53:01 UTC

its fishism to eat fish oil

2018-12-26 20:53:04 UTC

For foods

2018-12-26 20:53:13 UTC

Foodism

2018-12-26 20:53:16 UTC

just not people from California

I dont know.. Ask @Walsp about the cute natives.

2018-12-26 20:53:21 UTC

for them Step 1 is "Do Cocaine"

2018-12-26 20:53:26 UTC

Well, the proportion of attractive people in each race isn't the same based on the person who is attracted to what.

2018-12-26 20:53:29 UTC

Oof done

2018-12-26 20:53:41 UTC

Yess... natives.

2018-12-26 20:54:07 UTC

What natives

2018-12-26 20:54:13 UTC

American? Australian?

2018-12-26 20:54:18 UTC

japanese

2018-12-26 20:54:19 UTC

Were all fucking native

2018-12-26 20:54:21 UTC

Swaziland natives

2018-12-26 20:54:22 UTC

Tf

Africans Africans

2018-12-26 20:54:29 UTC

are you, coochie? lucky natives?

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