Join their faction?

Become their friends, so that you're the next one that gets pulled ahead

I believe there are problems in riot

Imo

Plenty programers are autists

the problem she experienced is that they are nerds

and nerds suck at dealing with women

With spagheti in their pockets

true, Beta males are a nightmare

You need to anticipate that when wanting to work there

some just can't talk to them, others see them as "inferiors", others might act normal

Or make your own company

and others think that "acting super nice" will get them a date,

And then get vengeful when you say no 😛

yep

But notice that kotaku is atacking principle of meritocracy

like, i was friends with mostly nerds in school. i was the only one who could talk to girls without effort

Somebody send this article to sargon

and i felt so bad for them

I have a feeling its right down his aley

because htey were nice guys, but they just could not get their feet out of their mouths

50% of "nerd" cases is also how they present themselves, not just talking

Yep

mhm

but a greasy guy, with one of those bowl-haircuts, and a worn/pulled shirt and big glasses

is not gonna be appealing

i once had a bowl cut and have glasses

😵

got rid of the bowl cut once i felt i had a say in my hair style

and wouldn't get beat

😄

You should get laser eyes to get rid of those glasses

now i have long hair and look like a metal head

Well i suspect there will be lots of videos about this article

On yt soon

I've thought about it

speaking of laser eye surgery

I recommend Galactic Empire death-star lasers

They'll make you see everything clearly for the rest of your life 😉

but i don't need giant glasses so its not bad

don't have coke-bottle glasses

knew someone who did

oof

Joke


you

but he was dick so it was fine

Why is that oof

Those are pretty stylish

@Dr.Wol was not responding to you so the joke was not even on radar

Thicker glasses can be more expensive

@Dr.Wol I think I have cancer

Dr

I can fix that for you

just mail me all your money

They were supposed to chop of my tiny penis but never did

I think that’s where the cancer is

Cause it hurts my pee pee to pee

you're pregnant

Next Patient!

Shit

How do I do a diy abortion

Congrats

Who's the mother?

lots of drugs

I am the mother

Sexist

Extreme Drugs, paired with a Cactusobotomy

What’s an extreme drug

Could like

Meth work

are you also the father?

HCL

Meth is not qualified as an Extreme Drug

No my dad is

Pretty extreme

Shit

damn it, you found a response i was not expecting

Yes

and i assume neither was him

I wasn’t expecting to wake up and find him there either

But magic happens

And boom I need an abortion

Extreme Drugs are the stuff Hollywood was on when they thought the story for The Last Jedi, was any good

So cocaine

guess again

One day your dad is in your butt and the next day you're praggerts

Praggert

I like that

Crocodile

Damn son I remember that drug

Supersonic Marijuana for one

at this rate, this whole chat should move to shitposting

I'm not on the toilet, its not time for my shitposting

There is no rate it went from zero

To 5009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

oh god, not that one again

AM I Pregante

5009: the highest number ever

yes

5009, THATS OVER 9000!!!

So high

What is best time to sex to be come preg-nart?

actual

During the full moon