Jesus what the fuck was that video

Are there men who are actually into that shit

Wtf

I mean, women of vibrator

Like, vibrators are weird too

Japan make some weird aas vibrator

Well I've never used one so Idk

Doesn't Japan have horse cock vibrators

WHELP THERE GOES MY RECOMMENDED VIDEOS!

*Seinfeld theme*

Theres a law that make it so that Sextoy has to look kinda like toys in order to protect the children from learning the truth.

Its weird law

In japan

Oh yeah, that's why they censor dicks

Oh that's fucked up

I can't find it on amazon anymore

AND YET

!rank

Do they arrest kid that looks in their pants ?

What the fuck is THAT

That's not a parody btw

Japan has a penis festival.

it's alright

Brb heading to japan

Well now I know why they scoff at feminism

we have gay pride month

I dunno

at least they usually wear socks on their junk.

Personally I think dicks look weird

It's okay, most guys think dicks look weird too.

you don't go to progressive gay parades

Considering Japan has the lowest rate of reported crime and rape, I think they may be on to something

I mean, fuck, Vaginas look weird.

"Last chicken in the shop"

you mean axe wound Rye

But again, I've never had sex so I don't know if id end up liking them

and then sliced roast beef

We're all virgins here

R/incels 2.0

If I was a virgin I'd probably kill myself

RIGHT?

<Several people are typing>

lmao

in a mass shooting or some shit

well, after

Incel rebellion is real

Well I'm a virgin except one night when I thought I was lesbian

But I don't think that counts

No honey that doesn't count

Good

Thot-vanagi

No u

I am most certainly not a thot

Mont, you cant call people thot when your profile pic is literally a silicon ass toy

sadly, possibly.

Plastic can't be a whore

Im not a thot im just a virgin

I don't look at the cup from the "1 man 1 cup" and say

it has only one purpose

"Goddamn, that sexy cup was really craving too much attention, maybe she had it coming"

How do girls use doorknobs

_notices the word cup and has flashbacks_

The word cup has been ruined for me many years ago..

Dont bring that up

Old meme senny

2 girls

btw

Pretty sure I got ptsd as kid

just a reminder

Noooo

Lmfao

oh it's broads all over?

Now I know daddy Hansen is watching over me

I can be a broad too

just need to find a good photo from FB

So this is an aside from the sexy tina and the broads

Who's sexy tina

Sexy tina is my avatar

it's a combination of tits a mouth and a vagene

in a very disturbing way

I tried finding it

eeep

lemme try again

ah

You'll never catch me alive hensen

found it

https://www.amazon.com/SHEQU-Pussy-Oral-Masturbator-Boobs/dp/B071RC5TBD?th=1

the nose is what makes me laugh such much

Holy shit...only 45.68, what a deal

Oh God there is a nose

who the fuck would put their dick in that

must have for everyone, it's status symbol