Japan has a penis festival.

it's alright

Brb heading to japan

Well now I know why they scoff at feminism

we have gay pride month

I dunno

at least they usually wear socks on their junk.

Personally I think dicks look weird

It's okay, most guys think dicks look weird too.

you don't go to progressive gay parades

Considering Japan has the lowest rate of reported crime and rape, I think they may be on to something

I mean, fuck, Vaginas look weird.

"Last chicken in the shop"

you mean axe wound Rye

But again, I've never had sex so I don't know if id end up liking them

and then sliced roast beef

We're all virgins here

R/incels 2.0

If I was a virgin I'd probably kill myself

RIGHT?

<Several people are typing>

lmao

in a mass shooting or some shit

well, after

Incel rebellion is real

Well I'm a virgin except one night when I thought I was lesbian

But I don't think that counts

No honey that doesn't count

Good

Thot-vanagi

No u

I am most certainly not a thot

Mont, you cant call people thot when your profile pic is literally a silicon ass toy

sadly, possibly.

Plastic can't be a whore

Im not a thot im just a virgin

I don't look at the cup from the "1 man 1 cup" and say

it has only one purpose

"Goddamn, that sexy cup was really craving too much attention, maybe she had it coming"

How do girls use doorknobs