especially their black dick like the pictures suggest

It looks like this gone wrong...

it's an amalgam of sex organs and food intake

I wonder if such a creature could be engineered

perfect woman don't exist

Like, it's got hairs on the bottom of the "back" to move around

Just take all the important parts of *gets arrested by SJW overlords*

:^)

I imagine that it would be a sea creature of some sort

Oh good lord. o_o

Now, you know what I would want to see ?

a cupcake?

Who would win, Astolfo plushie or sexy Tina ?

I don't know

I tried googling that

this is what I got...

lol

That is legit adorable

It looks like a pokemon

NO. NONONONONO

hmm. what type would it be?

I meant this abomination

fallipichu

it's haunted

Fairy type

What does it evolve into?

A functioning adult

a weeb

Babies don't take the fallopian tube with them....

the one I posted evolves you, to gay

it sheds its Fallopian-ness

I wonder what pokemon taste like

ugh I gotta finish my kernel patch and issue an RFC to the maintainer today

There are in-universe instances of humans eating pokemon.

Also, why aren't you in gamer?

gamer?

umm.. didn't knew Linus is a TIm Pool fan

there's a gamer role

I am not intelligent enough to be linus

I dunno

Not really a rolefag

I'm not even intelligent enough to write kernel patches so ..

The role actually adds the optional gaming channels to your list.

^

oh

It's actually functional.

I remember there was some !gamer thing

I don't really play games here I guess so it's semi-pointless unless there's comedic shit happening in there

also, lets you be pinged if we have an impromptu game session

Some guys got from gaming news to talking nuclear plants so...

k

I like that VC is still empty

I was on the (((real))) sargoy server in VC

there are some WEIRD motherfuckers there

Also he keeps talking about traps

Sargon will kill another maymay

I mean... the reaper can have traps.

Nothing of value was lost.

sargon the reaper

I need a ballistic scientist and a fluid dynamics guy

that can perform some math for me

I wanna do a sort of clone design of 9x39; just in .375 cal

utilizing a tungsten carbide penetrator

You want to design a gun?

no, bullet

I wanna use .375 socom for the bullet design

Huh, too bad making them is a capital punishment here. Cant help you there.

then make subsonic loads for it that can surpass the 9x39

So, you want a quieter round with the penetration of a .375

9x39 is a cartridge that was designed to be subsonic and armor piercing

I want to design a good bullet that can surpass the experimental loads that they produced

Here's hoping I can eventually make a gun purchase that I'm not vaguely disappointed in...

I think a reasonable target point is 12mm

Are you unhappy with your guns?

Eh, they're alright for starters.

Well buyers remourse applies to everything

I had a little buyers remorse for my M4

If you dont shoot them, it feels like a waste

My Featherlight is great, but the only range that'll let me fire it charges out the ass.

but the parts availability is great provided I don't need a new barrel

Why that range specifically?

I mean, why you need that specific range?

Is it indoor?

Caliber too high

Lots of ranges don't allow shotguns

yeah

Lots of damage to the range.

Normally you get ranges specifically designed for trap or skeet

It's not damage per-se it's cleanup when patterning

the trap and skeet generally don't like 'home defense' shotguns

but the only ones we have here are exclusive.

you gotta find BLM

Not sure Texas has BLM

it should

Huh, didnt realize that bout shotguns

it's a minor annoyance most of the time

my Mosin Nagant is a damn powerful gun

And that does explain why shotgun ranges are usually clays or skeet shooting

doing patterning is painful